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Pants wrote: ↑
Tue Mar 28, 2023 9:46 am
Surfed 56th day in row. Don’t have a serious job as surfing is my life, it really is. Don’t have a wife, she just got in the way. Don’t have friends, unless they surf and then they are just competition for the waves, so I have no friends.

57th day. Cannot wait.

Bet you eat an all meat diet.

Man, two bombshells today. Dazza's a meth head and Loofy sucks dicks.

WJW

Appease her. Let her stand on your board for a little while.

Sunset's gonna be over before you can say Jack Robinson.

I trust Sam, seems like a top bloke.

Tell 'em you're from Realsurf. You'll be a shoo in.

steve shearer wrote: ↑
Wed Feb 08, 2023 3:14 pm
ado

Gotta love Realsurf AI auto correct .

Is Realsurf's favourite son, Nick, on the beach?

Poor Mexican fcuker
https://www.newsweek.com/great-white-sh ... 7578?amp=1

And some chinos.

steve shearer wrote: ↑
Wed Jan 04, 2023 2:29 pm
And plenty of lube I hope.

Loof and Carroll have already booked flights and jet skis.

Lucky Al wrote: ↑
Mon Jan 02, 2023 2:19 pm
I'd like to see Steve spend a whole day surfing at Bondi and write about it.

Preferrably a glossy full colour photoessay with august local surf guide Beanpole MacBeanface.
Surefire Pulitzer material.

....and who doesn't need a fcuking pillow on a cold lonely night.

steve shearer wrote: ↑
Thu Dec 29, 2022 11:47 am
Any advice for this elbow Buddy?

Bethany Hamilton told me to call you a pussy.

Hatchnam wrote: ↑
Tue Dec 06, 2022 11:23 am
Best protein hit on the gong is kotez chicken ...

Too disturbingly evocative of a feminine hygiene product. Pass.

Unless it's some kind of silence of the lambs scenario.

Good luck beans.

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