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Re: Nth NSW sharks. Can they p!ss off already?

Post by steve shearer » Thu Feb 17, 2022 8:10 pm

Beanpole wrote:
Thu Feb 17, 2022 7:17 pm
steve shearer wrote:
Thu Feb 17, 2022 7:02 pm
Jevon Wright Blackfellas Sep 25 2000 Blackfellas: Full consumption, body never recovered

Cameron Bayes Cactus Sep 24 2000: Full consumption, body never recovered

Brad Smith: Lefthanders July 10, 2004: Bitten in half, partial consumption. Multiple sharks with multiple bites.

John Ford Julian Rocks, June 9 1993. Partial consumption, some remains recovered from shark.

Andrew Sharpe , Esperance Oct 2020. Full consumption, body never recovered.

Geoff Brazier, Abrolhos Islands Mar 19, 2005. Full consumption, body never recovered



There are many more, and it's documented in the official shark attack files and coroner's reports.
If the body was never recovered how can you say it was full consumption?
There's this thing called eyewitness testimony Beans.

When they witness the shark eat the person and never find the body..........
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Re: Nth NSW sharks. Can they p!ss off already?

Post by steve shearer » Thu Feb 17, 2022 8:11 pm

Daryl McPhee is just slightly less clueless.
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Re: Nth NSW sharks. Can they p!ss off already?

Post by Cranked » Thu Feb 17, 2022 8:40 pm

steve shearer wrote:
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if you scan that list you find several examples of people being bitten in half or taken.

Also that list is shitt, missing many fatal attacks in Aus, including the ones I posted above.

So the list above is terrible data, worthless in fact, because it misses so many fatal attacks.

Also, sharks preferring mammalian prey does not infer that human prey could not and is not partially or fully consumed.


Come on Cranked, can you do a little better mate.

Aren't you a computer guy who knows data?
There is no better data Steve.

Its a good detailed record of the injuries received from the original sources at the time of the attacks and is pertinent to the issues we are discussing . If you want to knock them down you'll have to do them one by one for the 101 great white attacks cited.
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Re: Nth NSW sharks. Can they p!ss off already?

Post by Cranked » Thu Feb 17, 2022 8:42 pm

It'll be a good PhD topic for you!
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Re: Nth NSW sharks. Can they p!ss off already?

Post by Drailed » Thu Feb 17, 2022 8:48 pm

Do you want the link for yourself Cranked so you can watch the thing come back twice to eat the swimmer?
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Re: Nth NSW sharks. Can they p!ss off already?

Post by steve shearer » Thu Feb 17, 2022 8:52 pm

Cranked wrote:
Thu Feb 17, 2022 8:40 pm
steve shearer wrote:
Thu Feb 17, 2022 8:07 pm
if you scan that list you find several examples of people being bitten in half or taken.

Also that list is shitt, missing many fatal attacks in Aus, including the ones I posted above.

So the list above is terrible data, worthless in fact, because it misses so many fatal attacks.

Also, sharks preferring mammalian prey does not infer that human prey could not and is not partially or fully consumed.


Come on Cranked, can you do a little better mate.

Aren't you a computer guy who knows data?
There is no better data Steve.

Its a good detailed record of the injuries received from the original sources at the time of the attacks and is pertinent to the issues we are discussing . If you want to knock them down you'll have to do them one by one for the 101 great white attacks cited.
ffs, I just put a whole bunch of documented attacks up there that aren't in your data base.

There's heaps of better data.

are you being deliberately obtuse Ala Beanpole?
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Re: Nth NSW sharks. Can they p!ss off already?

Post by jimmy » Thu Feb 17, 2022 8:52 pm

Drailed wrote:
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Do you want the link for yourself Cranked so you can watch the thing come back twice to eat the swimmer?
Can you DM the full clip Loof?
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Re: Nth NSW sharks. Can they p!ss off already?

Post by Beanpole » Thu Feb 17, 2022 8:56 pm

steve shearer wrote:
Thu Feb 17, 2022 8:10 pm
Beanpole wrote:
Thu Feb 17, 2022 7:17 pm
steve shearer wrote:
Thu Feb 17, 2022 7:02 pm
Jevon Wright Blackfellas Sep 25 2000 Blackfellas: Full consumption, body never recovered

Cameron Bayes Cactus Sep 24 2000: Full consumption, body never recovered

Brad Smith: Lefthanders July 10, 2004: Bitten in half, partial consumption. Multiple sharks with multiple bites.

John Ford Julian Rocks, June 9 1993. Partial consumption, some remains recovered from shark.

Andrew Sharpe , Esperance Oct 2020. Full consumption, body never recovered.

Geoff Brazier, Abrolhos Islands Mar 19, 2005. Full consumption, body never recovered



There are many more, and it's documented in the official shark attack files and coroner's reports.
If the body was never recovered how can you say it was full consumption?
There's this thing called eyewitness testimony Beans.

When they witness the shark eat the person and never find the body..........
I’m afraid your list of fatalities makes no mention of eye witness accounts. Either present the documentation or withdraw the remark. Otherwise it’s just supposition on your part. I will review your statement if you can do this.
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Post by steve shearer » Thu Feb 17, 2022 8:58 pm

I just put up a bunch of well documented attacks where there was partial or complete consumption and Cranked puts up a half-arsed Wikipedia link missing as rebuttal.

Sharks do eat people when they attack, especially when they are adult white sharks.

They also return for multiple attacks on people.

It's all very well documented now, including in the case of the recent poor bugger, may he Rest In Peace.
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Post by Beanpole » Thu Feb 17, 2022 8:59 pm

You don’t even state where you got your data from. Very sloppy.
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Re: Nth NSW sharks. Can they p!ss off already?

Post by steve shearer » Thu Feb 17, 2022 9:03 pm

From the Coroners Report into Ben Lindens death.
https://www.coronerscourt.wa.gov.au/_fi ... inding.pdf


The shark circled underneath Mr Soulis and then surfaced to his right, close enough for him to feel the spray from its gills. As the decease was paddling parallel to the shore and away from Mr Soulis, the shark submerged and moved off from Mr Soulis to his front and left before turning and heading straight for him. When it got within about a metre of Mr Soulis, it turned and moved towards the deceased.
10. The deceased turned and saw the shark heading towards him. He knelt on his surfboard and raised his right leg out of the water to kick at the shark, but the shark attacked, taking the deceased in its mouth.
11. In the meantime, Mr Soulis had been pushed towards shore by a small wave that dropped out from under him when he was about half way into shore. When he looked back, he could see the shark circling the deceased’s lifeless body.
12. Just to the north of the deceased, Mr Holmes was on his jet ski, towing Mr Smith on a surfboard. Mr Holmes saw that the deceased was being attacked by a white pointer shark about 50 metres in front of him, so he dropped Mr Smith off at the shore and went back out with the jet ski to assist the deceased. Mr Holmes estimated that the shark was about 5.5 metres long because it was about twice as long as his 3.3 metre jet ski.
13. When Mr Holmes got to the deceased, he saw him floating face down in the water with a leg gone and part of the other one also missing. He tried to pull the deceased onto the jet ski, but the shark moved between the deceased and the jet ski and bumped the jet ski.
14. Mr Holmes circled the jet ski around and returned to the deceased, but the shark took the deceased’s body in its mouth and swam towards the shore in the wash of the
waves. About 10 seconds later the shark came back past Mr Holmes with its mouth closed.
15. Mr Holmes then picked up Mr Soulis and together they tried to find the deceased, but they did not find any trace of him except for his surfboard, which had a bite taken out of it by the shark.
Mr Holmes called ‘000’ and emergency response personnel attended.
17. A land, sea and air search was conducted for the deceased and for any evidence of the shark attack, but nothing was found. The land component of the search continued until 12.00 noon on Tuesday 17 July 2012 without result.



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Re: Nth NSW sharks. Can they p!ss off already?

Post by Beanpole » Thu Feb 17, 2022 9:04 pm

Okay. That’s one. Keep it coming.
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Re: Nth NSW sharks. Can they p!ss off already?

Post by steve shearer » Thu Feb 17, 2022 9:10 pm

when you and your crack team of epidemiologists and immunologists gets back to me on the "predicted consensus" of coronary issues.
fair deal.
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Post by Beanpole » Thu Feb 17, 2022 9:20 pm

:lol: Just holding you to your own standards, Steve. Nice Whataboutism though.
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Re: Nth NSW sharks. Can they p!ss off already?

Post by Drailed » Thu Feb 17, 2022 9:22 pm

jimmy wrote:
Thu Feb 17, 2022 8:52 pm
Drailed wrote:
Thu Feb 17, 2022 8:48 pm
Do you want the link for yourself Cranked so you can watch the thing come back twice to eat the swimmer?
Can you DM the full clip Loof?
Absolutely not.
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Re: Nth NSW sharks. Can they p!ss off already?

Post by Yuke Hunt » Thu Feb 17, 2022 9:41 pm

Drailed wrote:
Thu Feb 17, 2022 9:22 pm
jimmy wrote:
Thu Feb 17, 2022 8:52 pm
Drailed wrote:
Thu Feb 17, 2022 8:48 pm
Do you want the link for yourself Cranked so you can watch the thing come back twice to eat the swimmer?
Can you DM the full clip Loof?
Absolutely not.
The clip is pretty hectic, but the image of the poor blokes torso cannot be unseen. Thats an image that should never have made it into the public domain ... and no it won't be shared here.
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