stand on one leg whilst patting head and scratching nuts paddle board ...Ringmaster wrote: and invent something that will revolutionise surfing forever :?
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Oh my GodWomble wrote:Spoon, thanks for the advice so witty and all
I'm aware that these vultures wait for my fall.
But with great dedication to this humble quest
You see it's a crusade I hold close to my chest.
Resolute, I shan't falter from the path I have laid
Dealing with Two Dicks that obnoxious gay blade.
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Thankyou wombles it’s good to hearWomble wrote:Dear Surfin Turf
Don't be despondent your poetry is great
Although more appealing in a mind altered state.
Just take your time and don't write to fast
And maybe in this case you should stay on the grass.
Now honestly ST you should persevere
With a little more practice and vast quantities of beer
I think we have the makings of another Shakespeare.
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he made it to state, he obviously isnt badWomble wrote:Thanks Kyles, I dedicate this verse to you.
Now Two Dicks has dished out on a really nice guy
Thou his own lack of ability is the real reason why.
When down at the beach to frolic and play
He proves he's a moron and positively gay.
Any surfboard he rode would turn out no good
Cause its hard to achieve when your pulling your pud.
SG I'm sorry if I've got you all wrong
I don't think I have, so go suck a shlong.
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