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Revolution
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by Revolution » Fri Nov 21, 2008 1:49 pm
3 days for punching a cop. What a joke.
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Dingus
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by Dingus » Fri Nov 21, 2008 2:30 pm
He already had a suspended sentence in Aus, didn't he? They musn't have taken that or the fact he initially lied to everyone within earshot at the start of this one into consideration. A lucky bloke for a complete retard.
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WANDERER
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by WANDERER » Fri Nov 21, 2008 3:07 pm
welcome to jail:
1) restrain your fish
2) insert tube into anus
3) insert barbed wire into anus via tube leaving end exposed.
4) remove tube leaving barbed wire in anus
5) remove barbed wire from anus
6) welcome to jail
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Dingus
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by Dingus » Fri Nov 21, 2008 3:12 pm
Where does the fish come into it?
Or maybe more correctly, what's a fish?
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offshore1
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by offshore1 » Fri Nov 21, 2008 3:22 pm
Dae wrote:Where does the fish come into it?
Or maybe more correctly, what's a fish?
i reckon that'd be a "kobyfish".....
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Dingus
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by Dingus » Fri Nov 21, 2008 3:54 pm
Sounds like he's in trouble. Maybe we can give him some more tips to help him along.
My tips for the K-Bear:
1) Best not to tell you let David Winchester sleep over at your house when he's in town.
2) Paris only went to jail for a very short time, just like you will. I don't think that she was allowed to bring her whiney little dog with her. You should give her a quick call to confirm, as you may have to leave the Tracks editor at home for this one.
3) When you get cornered in the showers, sing 'Buffalo Soldier' as loud as you can.
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Crim
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by Crim » Fri Nov 21, 2008 4:04 pm
Does a criminal record prevent him from going back to the US of A once he has completed his 3 day seasoning?
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dunnc
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by dunnc » Fri Nov 21, 2008 4:27 pm
Well it seems as though he entered a plea bargain, which would've then limited his time served as well as the evidence he gave on national television proclaiming his case of mistaken identity.
By the way, anyone look at some of the piccies on the news site - there is one of Jai who looks a dead ringer to Phil Gould
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robzig
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by robzig » Fri Nov 21, 2008 4:34 pm
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Buff_Brad
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by Buff_Brad » Fri Nov 21, 2008 6:27 pm
robzig wrote:Koby.........YAWN!!! Who cares about him?
You'd care about him if you had to fight him.
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AlbyAl
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by AlbyAl » Fri Nov 21, 2008 6:54 pm
Buff_Brad wrote:robzig wrote:Koby.........YAWN!!! Who cares about him?
You'd care about him if you had to fight him.
Yeah but he doesn't so he doesn't!
Don't we think the Neanderthal streak in surf culture is tedious beyond belief? I mean, follow the boxing game or cage-fighting or martial arts - but gangs in the carpark?
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robzig
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by robzig » Fri Nov 21, 2008 7:02 pm
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bohdidontsurf
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by bohdidontsurf » Fri Nov 21, 2008 7:12 pm
robzig wrote:Buff_Brad wrote:robzig wrote:Koby.........YAWN!!! Who cares about him?
You'd care about him if you had to fight him.
classic quote from a classic moron
LOL Brad, you have the knack. Tool.
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Carpark King
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by Carpark King » Fri Nov 21, 2008 7:16 pm
koby is awesome! he such a badarse and he is a really good surfer. He had a harsh upbringing too... so he is a hero. I want to be just like Koby.
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puurri
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by puurri » Fri Nov 21, 2008 7:38 pm
Dae wrote:Sounds like he's in trouble. Maybe we can give him some more tips to help him along.
My tips for the K-Bear:
3) When you get cornered in the showers, sing 'Buffalo Soldier' as loud as you can.
best he sing "pearly shells" eh?
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Revolution
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by Revolution » Fri Nov 21, 2008 8:05 pm
Koby should bleach his ring hole. No one likes a dirty ring.
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