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Re: post your modern day sickness

Post by swvic » Wed Sep 06, 2023 4:22 pm

😂 I'm growing seaweed. Two species of Asparagopsis. It's a dietary supplement aimed to dramatically reduce methane emanations from ruminating beasts. Saving the world from Carbon gases. Again! Last time it was C sequestration. I deserve equal recognition to Greta T
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Re: post your modern day sickness

Post by crabmeat thompson » Wed Sep 06, 2023 4:25 pm

jesus christ mate. seaweed?


just head down the beach and fill up a bucket after a strong SE
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Post by steve shearer » Wed Sep 06, 2023 4:37 pm

:lol:
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Post by offshore1 » Thu Sep 07, 2023 4:12 am

Need to fly Crabmeat down to Coffin Bay to troubleshoot.
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Re: post your modern day sickness

Post by alakaboo » Thu Sep 07, 2023 4:34 am

Just make sure the coffins are empty so he doesn't get distracted by cadaver cocks.

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Re: post your modern day sickness

Post by swvic » Thu Sep 07, 2023 12:07 pm

:lol:
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Re: post your modern day sickness

Post by buddy » Thu Sep 07, 2023 5:07 pm

These Jack Knight quads are pretty tempting at this price.
He also has a 5'8, 6'0 quad and a 5'8 twin at the same price,

https://www.harvestsurfboards.com/stock ... c8d8-a2grj

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Re: post your modern day sickness

Post by steve shearer » Fri Sep 08, 2023 6:47 am

I love the slot channel, swallow and quad set-up.

20 inches is too wide though for a shortboard for me.
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Re: post your modern day sickness

Post by Yuke Hunt » Fri Sep 08, 2023 6:52 am

steve shearer wrote:
Fri Sep 08, 2023 6:47 am
I love the slot channel, swallow and quad set-up.

20 inches is too wide though for a shortboard for me.
You wouldn't be riding a keel fin fish anytime soon then ?
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Re: post your modern day sickness

Post by buddy » Fri Sep 08, 2023 7:00 am

Twins and quads can go a bit wider in your shorty I reckon.

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Re: post your modern day sickness

Post by Yuke Hunt » Fri Sep 08, 2023 7:20 am

buddy wrote:
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Twins and quads can go a bit wider in your shorty I reckon.
A proper goodly fish will be over 20" wide. Anything over 5'10" and they'll be 21" plus some.
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Re: post your modern day sickness

Post by buddy » Fri Sep 08, 2023 7:21 am

Yeh but I think Steve isn’t considering a fish his shorty.

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Re: post your modern day sickness

Post by Yuke Hunt » Fri Sep 08, 2023 7:23 am

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Yeh but I think Steve isn’t considering a fish his shorty.
What if we surprised him and slipped it into a po'boy ?
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Re: post your modern day sickness

Post by buddy » Fri Sep 08, 2023 7:29 am

He’d be delighted.

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Re: post your modern day sickness

Post by steve shearer » Fri Sep 08, 2023 7:31 am

buddy wrote:
Fri Sep 08, 2023 7:21 am
Yeh but I think Steve isn’t considering a fish his shorty.
Yes.

I'm happy with wide fishes, but shorties I need to go rail to rail and there just seems a barrier to me at 20 inches.

Might be psychosomatic.
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Re: post your modern day sickness

Post by Yuke Hunt » Fri Sep 08, 2023 7:36 am

Actually, I think Steve should name his signature board that ... The Po'Boy.

Grab yourself the new Steve Shearer signature Po'Boy Fish. Perfect for the worker daddy cube monkey who's too busy making bank to enjoy the mid weakly sauce of Gondwana waves. Jump of the stones and into full flight, white flight even, with a bit of Dionysian hand jive, polished off with an apré surf bowl of goats milk and warrigal greens.
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Re: post your modern day sickness

Post by buddy » Fri Sep 08, 2023 7:38 am

I’d buy one.

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Re: post your modern day sickness

Post by steve shearer » Fri Sep 08, 2023 7:57 am

Goats milk and warrigal greens would probably be a winning combination.

I'd charge $50 AUD for such a smoothie.
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