Nth NSW sharks. Can they p!ss off already?

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Re: Nth NSW sharks. Can they p!ss off already?

Post by BA » Fri Jul 05, 2024 1:32 pm

:lol:


Police video of the shark still hanging around the area.

https://x.com/rawsalerts/status/1809021537430692040

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Re: Nth NSW sharks. Can they p!ss off already?

Post by Drailed » Fri Jul 05, 2024 3:11 pm

buddy wrote:
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Whale calves have always been on their menu.
Really?

Fucking kook.
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Re: Nth NSW sharks. Can they p!ss off already?

Post by buddy » Fri Jul 05, 2024 6:36 pm

Sorry Loofy.
I'll keep my random opportunistic one liners for the less sensitive crew.

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Re: Nth NSW sharks. Can they p!ss off already?

Post by Beanpole » Fri Jul 05, 2024 8:26 pm

:lol:
Put your big boy pants on
I mean, tastebuds? WGAF?

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Re: Nth NSW sharks. Can they p!ss off already?

Post by The Mighty Sunbird » Fri Jul 05, 2024 10:52 pm

That was a fine pwnlol which I didn’t even get until loofy got butt hurt
Erase.

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Re: Nth NSW sharks. Can they p!ss off already?

Post by tootr » Sat Jul 06, 2024 5:05 pm

How’s the dude who said he swimming at this beach a month ago

Bloody close call, phew!

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Re: Nth NSW sharks. Can they p!ss off already?

Post by Beanpole » Sat Jul 06, 2024 7:18 pm

I was in Delaware a couple of years ago. Just missed it. Nowhere near the coast but you can’t be too careful.
We need clarification on what that particular body of water is called.
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Re: Nth NSW sharks. Can they p!ss off already?

Post by BA » Tue Jul 23, 2024 1:16 pm

Shark attack at Port Macquarie.

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Re: Nth NSW sharks. Can they p!ss off already?

Post by tootr » Tue Jul 23, 2024 6:20 pm

Surprised it’s been this long.
Fcuken things are everywhere.

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Re: Nth NSW sharks. Can they p!ss off already?

Post by Over55yrs » Tue Jul 23, 2024 8:48 pm

Lost his right leg - a off duty policeman saved his life by using a dog lead as a tourniquet.

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Re: Nth NSW sharks. Can they p!ss off already?

Post by Meatpole » Tue Jul 23, 2024 8:58 pm

buddy wrote:
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Whale calves have always been on their menu.
i thought that was quite genius.
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Re: Nth NSW sharks. Can they p!ss off already?

Post by Beanpole » Thu Jul 25, 2024 7:09 am

They found his leg washed up and are trying to put it back on :-?
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Re: Nth NSW sharks. Can they p!ss off already?

Post by Drailed » Thu Jul 25, 2024 11:13 am

Spare a couple of coffees for the young blokes long recovery

https://www.gofundme.com/f/kais-mckenzi ... 03877bddee
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Re: Nth NSW sharks. Can they p!ss off already?

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Re: Nth NSW sharks. Can they p!ss off already?

Post by steve shearer » Sat Nov 16, 2024 9:16 pm

yeah, shitty little day not worth losing your life for.

Trying to organise a family holiday there (Emerald Bch).

Might go to Straddy instead.
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Re: Nth NSW sharks. Can they p!ss off already?

Post by buddy » Sat Nov 16, 2024 9:26 pm

Why do all the maps call the beach in between emerald and the back beach “Shelley”, but all the locals call the back beach Shelley in regards to surfing?

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Re: Nth NSW sharks. Can they p!ss off already?

Post by buddy » Sat Nov 16, 2024 9:31 pm

Fuck, they were pretty calm, ey?

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Re: Nth NSW sharks. Can they p!ss off already?

Post by PeepeelaPew » Sat Nov 16, 2024 10:09 pm

Yep I would have left a brown cloud in the water

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