Oh thank you baby jeebus

[Dingus]

Most people here would fade away without their daily injections of cynicism and were instead faced with niceness and puppydogs. Since most of you are f*cks anyway, let's do that shall we...

What I love, in a purely plutonic way:

Removalists. They are somebodies gods little children. Breeze in, know their sh*t, do it, breeze out, take all my extra stuff that I have been trying to offload to somebody for free for weeks with a smile. Bless you Removalist Men.



Oh, and puppydogs. I like puppydogs, you f*cks.

[Spoon]

I was waiting for a pic of a really hot girl which usually is the only thing which makes me think that there is a god.

I do also love beer and pizza

[BA]

Removalists. They are somebodies gods little children. Breeze in, know their sh*t, do it, breeze out, take all my extra stuff that I have been trying to offload to somebody for free for weeks with a smile. Bless you Removalist Men.

The flipside. Had a client whinge about a certain Northern Beaches company. When they arrived, they said to her "make us a cuppa tea will ya love and then we'll get cracking".

During the move things went quiet. She walked out to find them having smoko on her expensive lounge suite on the front lawn.

[Spoon]

See, there must be a God

[Grooter]

She looks a bit masculine though with that try-hard porn-star face.

Surely you can do better than that Ringa.

I need a beer and a pizza right now though...

[creased]

Thanks RM

Now I'm not just hungry I'm thirsty. Can't wait till knock off got a date with the ale the couch and the WACCA.

[ric_vidal]

and the WACCA.

Now far be it from me to jump to conclusions, but you might wanna change that Creased.

Given Ringo’s photo contribution to mankind.

[Spoon]

Was going to wait until 3 for a beer but that pic's changed my mind,
Cheers.
Sorry Dae for hijacking the thread

[creased]

and the WACCA.

Now far be it from me to jump to conclusions, but you might wanna change that Creased.

Given Ringo’s photo contribution to mankind.

especially considering I agree with Hatchman on the dubious gender certainty of the subject :?

[creased]

^^
Sorry RM, just can't be too careful these days.

[Surfin Turf]

and the WACCA.

Now far be it from me to jump to conclusions, but you might wanna change that Creased.

Given Ringo’s photo contribution to mankind.

especially considering I agree with Hatchman on the dubious gender certainty of the subject :?

You guys are kidding arn't ya's

That's Adriana Lima, bona fide super model and 100% woman

(except maybe for a bit of sili in her titties)

jeez these guys sound young 'ay! ringmaster ....

[wanto]

or there's the NZ version: "oh thunk you jeebus for this beautiful mull we are about to receive"

what happened to Jeebus anyway?

[Shaunm]

and the WACCA.

Now far be it from me to jump to conclusions, but you might wanna change that Creased.

Given Ringo’s photo contribution to mankind.

especially considering I agree with Hatchman on the dubious gender certainty of the subject :?

You guys are kidding arn't ya's

That's Adriana Lima, bona fide super model and 100% woman

(except maybe for a bit of sili in her titties)

jeez these guys sound young 'ay! ringmaster ....

It's WACA and it's raining in Melville 20mins south of Perth with a 15k S/W wind Not too much around though and can go until 1:30am EDT if needed.

[ric_vidal]

You guys are kidding arn't ya's

Don’t drag me into your seedy underworld. I thought she was/is quite fine.

It’s creased couch habits that were in question.

[Lucky Al]

my housemate shunichi and i often did this in the wintertime

[Lucky Al]

shunichi was a pizza pastry master for whom mixing the flour with the oil, salt and water, kneading the dough and waiting for it to rise, and rolling and cutting it into circles were at once steps on the path to enlightenment and perfect ends in themselves. but when it came to toppings he was all mixed up, for example the pizza in front of him in this pic has corn kernels, radish leaves and mayonnaise on it.

[Lucky Al]

the owners of our house a young couple with a vegetarian kitchen on wheels were travelling in australia for six months and we were living in their house on the side of a hill overlooking the sea. they had grown a heap of basil the previous summer and autumn and crushed and preserved it in jars, and every time we made pizzas one or two of them were spread with basil paste. they were my favourite, oh wow thank you jeebus. i had a friend in tokyo a german named achtung who came to visit some weekends, and on those occasions shunichi and i went all out to fill him up with our famous (famous between me and shunichi) pizzas. here he is achtung shaking his head patting his belly and thanking jeebus.

[Lucky Al]

oop forgot the pic