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Post by collnarra » Tue Apr 26, 2005 9:27 am

Nick Carroll wrote:I hate leggie strings. They're like socks in the laundry; they just kinda ... disappear, for no reason.
It's also true of things attached to leggie strings (aside from surfboards, haven't had any of those disappear for some time). I keep FCS keys attached to spare leggie strings... they disappear. Had my car and house keys, an FCS key and my work pass all bound up with a keyring and a leggie string... gone.

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Post by zzz » Tue Apr 26, 2005 10:03 am

collnarra wrote: It's also true of things attached to leggie strings (aside from surfboards, haven't had any of those disappear for some time). I keep FCS keys attached to spare leggie strings... they disappear. Had my car and house keys, an FCS key and my work pass all bound up with a keyring and a leggie string... gone.
I reckon those FCS keys are a bit like coathangers - they multiply when you close the cupboard doors ...

But can you find one when you actually need one?
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Post by buzzy » Tue Apr 26, 2005 10:44 am

I hate it when you're on the inside, you clearly are going to get the wave yet some british backpacker blow in keeps paddling furiously and your "Mate, I've got it" elicits no response. British fat boy then screams down the face of the wave, or falls off with his mini mal making for your noggin.

I hate that surf schools don't do their job properly. All these backpackers in the water have graduated from their stupid schools yet somehow they never learn the folloing surfing fundamentals;

(a) Don't paddle out straight through the takeoff zone.
(b) Don't paddle for the shoulder if you're in the way, paddle for the foam.
(c) Don't drop in.

Basically though I hate that some people have taken aggressiveness so far they paddle for waves even though clearly someone else has it. DO I have to call people off all the time? I never paddle for a wave if someone has it. Why bother? It's a waste of effort and rude.

However, I love having chicks in the water. When I as a grom they'd have been chased out of the water...how stupid were we?

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Post by halfy » Tue Apr 26, 2005 11:58 am

i hate christmas carrols
i hate rash's from my wetsuit
i hate maths
i hate ques for the toilet
i hate being slightly nudged when your at the piss trough
i hate submerged rocks
i hate being dropped in on
and i fuck!n hate sharks and sea lice

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Post by Johnno » Tue Apr 26, 2005 12:10 pm

Keep it up...................... I've opened up a used dummy shop from this tread and at 2 for a dollar their selling quick. :lol:

More dummy spits please, stocks are running low :wink: :lol:

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Post by infectious » Tue Apr 26, 2005 12:54 pm

i h8 ppl who abbrv8 msgs

i hate people who refuse to spell and use grammar correctly. There's nothing worse or less visually pleasing than reading something full of spelling and grammatical errors. Take the time and do it properly!!
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Post by Lidder » Tue Apr 26, 2005 5:01 pm

zzz wrote:
Lidder wrote: I hate food poisoning from cheap Chinese food in the Corso
mate you need to get a bit more fortitude in that gut of yours. I've been stacking up on the serve-yourself chinese joint at the back of the foodhall beside hungry jacks in the corso for years now without a problem! :lol: bloody great value if you're up for a big feed.

For some reason the missus won't go near it though ... :wink:
not its just that red stuff , dont go near it thats what gave me it, the food court is a shithole but eh just like the Corso in general :wink:

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Post by BigMog » Tue Apr 26, 2005 5:21 pm

Nick Carroll wrote:I hate leggie strings. They're like socks in the laundry; they just kinda ... disappear, for no reason. No other surfing device does this. Wax melts into your car's carpet, but it doesn' t just bloody vanish into thin air. Legropes themselves hang around even after they've broken. Don't even get me STARTED on surfboards.

Come on you legrope making bastards, save us from the tyranny of String.
And I thought I was the only one! I recently lost mine. After reading a few surfing books (including a certain 'board bible' *cough cough*) I set off to bunnings looking for some 'fine marine cord'. Couldn't find any! ended up with bloody venetian cord stuff! looks the same, but I dread heading out in anything over 3 foot with it. Doubling up with it gives it alot more strength, at the cost of quick leggie changes.
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Post by moneyman » Tue Apr 26, 2005 5:25 pm

I hate Shitty surf in the holidays
I hate buses that come either to early or to late in the morning
I hate when people come out in gangs and act like they own the place
I hate when guys snake you perpously then shout at you afterwoods
I hate when guys act like they own the place
I hate sydney crowds
I hate Markkk for telling everyone about the south coast
I hate when people talk up surfs when there is none (stylefirsts post, yesterday was flat dumass)
I hate when people cough snake when you paddle inside of them when there on the fucking shoulder
I hate ethnic slur goes here
I hate asian
I hate ethnic slur goes here
I hate the asian invasion
I hate Sydney crowds
I hate rice
I hate fish
I hate people who drop in :evil: :evil:
I hate people who talk up their surfing ability
I hate kooks out at winki :evil:
I hate Macquarie feilds
I hate guys who film shitty waves
I hate crowds
I hate closeouts :evil: :evil:
I hate people who go out somewhere, dont catch a wave and say they surfed the place
I hate Winki on low tide
I hate DY point first rock when the rowd exceeds 5
I hate leaving good surf
I hate bodyboarders who give the sport a bed rep :evil:
I hate sharks
I hate not being able to drive

And most of all,

I fucken hate Sydney waves :evil: :evil: :evil:
Ka ChInG !!!!!

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Post by baldric » Tue Apr 26, 2005 10:22 pm

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Post by BigMog » Tue Apr 26, 2005 10:29 pm

baldric wrote:geez....never knew there were so many pommies on these forums... :lol: :lol:
Pommies? Wheres bumbaclot when ya need him?
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Post by Spoon » Tue Apr 26, 2005 10:35 pm

Grumpy bunch of bastards aren't we all. What next,
I hate living here and not Iraq
I hate being able to make to a beach and surf regularly
I hate the fact we don't have conscription.
Maybe we should start a thread on the positives of life.
Enough from me, I'll go back to my tied eyed t-shirt and beads and have another joint, peace love and mungbeans.
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Post by Lidder » Tue Apr 26, 2005 10:44 pm

yeh lets change the topic around

LOVE

I love the uncrowded sick reefs at Long Reef
I love not being hit on my bike when chekin the surf
I love Bodyboarders Surf Co and Narrabeen in general
I love seeing cooks stacking
I love doing tensions on tourists
I love not being squished by the clubbie boats
I love Shakespeares beautiful pies
I love good music on booger vids

keep em comin fellas........

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Post by baldric » Tue Apr 26, 2005 10:47 pm

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