I saw something that upset me the other day..WORMS!!!

[kreepykrawly]

Went for a surf and walked past a bloke doing some sorta weird stretch. He was sitting on his arse in the sand dragging himself forward by his feat.

I turned around and told him he looked like a dog with worms.

Please…if you have to stretch ..do it properly. I couldn’t surf after witnessing that cr-p !!!

It makes me sick !!!

GET YOUR SH-T TOGETHER PEOPLE AND STRETCH PROPERLY....because your either gonna get weirdo's talking to you or you gonna f-ck up a ligo.

[Dingus]

People still stretch? Didn't that stop along with calisthenics in the '60s?

[kreepykrawly]

point taken...

Rinehart can have all the money in the world… it cant buy her genuine love or’babeness’.

Twitter is for twits

[Skipper]

point taken...

Rinehart can have all the money in the world… it cant buy her genuine love or’babeness’.

Twitter is for twits

Oh Kreepy, your sprays amuse me to bits. I just wanna give you a man cuddle sometimes.
I too, on occasion, throw my hands up in dismay at the pernicious behaviour of our fellow man:woman. Confident in the fact I was sent here for just this task.

But if you're gonna weigh in to this twitter phaff....
you sound like one of those old folks who on spotting a surfie, decries " get a haircut and a job ya lazy dole bludging hippy".

Get with the modern werld maan.
It's a step ahead but that's no reason not to keep up.

[kreepykrawly]

point taken...

Hey Skipper (you sound like a doctor)

I have a problem
Is it really necessary to get a prostate examination…. apparently most males die with prostate cancer ….and in 99% of cases it’s not the cause of death.

Doesn’t that make you think ???

Doctors are promoting something that is unsavory. (date fetish ?)

This makes me sick as well.

[daryl]

Date doctors don't necessarily enjoy probing it you know.

[kreepykrawly]

Point taken

Then why would they promote something that would add nuffin to your life buy a sore arse and a limp d-ck ?.

it makes me sick!!!

[Skipper]

Point quota reached.

[kreepykrawly]

You said I sounded like an old fart and I simply stated my fear of heavily promoted date examinations and the necessity of them.

seriously its amazing what some of the older folk have got to put up with ...just so some doctor can go home and beat his wife.

[Dingus]

So point taken...to the face.

[kreepykrawly]

I saw a documentary on rapes in the US military tonight.

Ive never been raped but if i was raped serving my country i would be so pissed off i would want to smash everything in my sight.

[Skipper]

Not true Woolly.
Kreepy's got a point. (I'm no doctor btw)
I had cause for such an examination last year.

He was a doctor.
Never wrote never called.
I ain't going back.

[offshore1]

Not true Woolly.
Kreepy's got a point. (I'm no doctor btw)
I had cause for such an examination last year.

He was a doctor.
Never wrote never called.
I ain't going back.

I went to that doctor. Told me to turn around and bend over for the exam, lubed me up, I felt the insertion, a bit painful, not too bad but what bothered me was that both his hands were on my hips.,
On the way out of the office after cleaning up, I checked out what looked like his diploma hanging on the wall. It was a vacuum cleaner warranty.

[Skipper]

Boom toosh.

[offshore1]

I'll be here all week.

[Nick Carroll]

kreepy ... I dunno how to tell you this .... so I'll just blurt it out

they don't NEED to stick their fingers up your arse to check for prostate cancer.

so if a doctor stuck his/her finger up your arse, it wasn't an examination as such.

[Nick Carroll]

Cool to know it happened but.

[Grooter]

Does it actually tickle when they do it?

What if you giggled? That might be embarrassing