Teahupoo 2012

[Nick Carroll]

Nobody throws heats don.

fcuk the reef's making a bit of noise this morning. I'm off.

[Nick Carroll]

i wonder if nick's popped out for a sunset surf. i wonder what he'd do if a wave like jeremy flores' 10 came straight at him and all the prosurfers he'd stinkeyed on the way out were keeping their distance, would he pull in or what!

No. I'm watching what they're doing, not trying to join in.

Tuesday's gonna be excellent, I can always get my share then

[steve shearer]

Don, u there?

[Donweather]

Yeah mate. Congrats on the forecast. Spot on mate. Well done.

[steve shearer]

John John admitted to being "tired" (advancing the tsetse fly theory) and said he used to get dressed as a spaceman on the North Shore.

what do you think about that Roy?

[Donweather]

Parko, very very fecking lucky IMO!!!

[SAsurfa]

Flores killed Parko in his heat, very disappointed!!

And I'm also disappointed with the size (Steve wins this one), although I would say it's a solid 6ft. Do these south swells loose a bit of size as they run down from the back of the reef more?

[Donweather]

Yeah I agree Craig about Parko.

Yep, 6ft on the sets. I also wondered if Steve was dialed into the swell direction due to his experience being there in the past.

[kreepykrawly]

Serious Question

If you’re on one of those boats full of frothing pro surfer worshippers…. watching ‘other’ people’ surfing and you wanna have a dump cause you ate some cr-p reef fish the night before…..
What do you do ?

1) pretend the reef is suddenly interesting and do a aqua turd.
2) force everyone to go in under threat of violence
3) hold it in and get septicemia.
4) Swallow you’re pride and have a cr-p in front of everyone.

hate to see what that shoreline looks like after the circus has gone.

I just don’t see any floating dunnies !!!

BTW wish i was surfing out there today (sans the circus)...sydney sucks @ mo.

[steve shearer]

Kill two birds with one stone.

There's always plenyy Hinano's out there.

when one of dem kine wahines floats past, jump off the boat with a half mongrel, swim into the deep channel.

Drop the keks: rub one out, take a piss and drop the kids off.

easey.

[kreepykrawly]

A bat n cr-p !!!

That’s wrong by even my standards.

That’s heavy

[steve shearer]

Go read Mutiny on the Bounty.

all sins expiated in the deep blue pacific.

[Dingus]

Was that the story of the final - Parko slots into a great one, Fanning gets eaten by the next one?

[Dingus]

Well shut my mouth

[Trev]

Back to work guys. Nothing to see here. Move along.
Congrats to Mick.

[Rude_Beef]

Go read Mutiny on the Bounty.

all sins expiated in the deep blue pacific.

Seems like there's a thousand different versions. Which ones your pick?

Cheers

[steve shearer]

the one with the tahitian maidens swimmig out to them and they exchanged nails for sexual favours.

[crabmeat thompson]

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Anyone else knew MF was riding a quad?