Cursed surfboards...do they exist?

[Revolution]

Have you ever actually ridden it?

(seriously)

[Chamberess]

Twice. I guess for me i always had it in the back of the mind that it was a present from a psycho ex so i could never really enjoy surfing it, which is why i bought another 6'1 JS.

[Revolution]

Well ill buy this 'cursed' board.... although it will cost a fair bit to remove all the curse from it and gypsi's are costing more these days ... SOOOO ill give ya $20

but seriously make me an offer...

[Chamberess]

Make YOU an offer?

Ok, how bout i offer to punch you in the head

[Revolution]

I meant set a price.

If the price is one punch in the head ill take it after seeing those caporea video's itll be no worse than flick in the ear.

i meant set a price ... wot u asking for *unless butts wants it.

[Chamberess]

If the price is one punch in the head ill take it after seeing those caporea video's itll be no worse than flick in the ear.

i meant set a price ... wot u asking for *unless butts wants it.

I'm just going to leave that alone.

If you are genuinely interested in buying it, tell me how much you are willing to pay for it -here or via pm.

[BA]

If the price is one punch in the head ill take it after seeing those caporea video's itll be no worse than flick in the ear.

i meant set a price ... wot u asking for *unless butts wants it.

I'm just going to leave that alone.

If you are genuinely interested in buying it, tell me how much you are willing to pay for it -here or via pm.

Sell her ya soul Rev.

[BA]

............or your virginity.

[Buddha]

$2.50 but you have to arrange for it to be delivered.

[Revolution]

Sell her ya soul Rev.

Already sold that for a red power ranger. Best deal ive ever made.

[cambo]

...a cursed surfboard ...I am at the point where i am going to sell it soon

If it is cursed and you sell it to someone else then that is bad karma for you (unless the new owner knows how to remove the curse) - I think you should be careful, probably better just to store it where you can keep an eye on it.

[Gibbs]

His words. I didn't date him for his intelligence, put it that way

oh ok then, it must have been for his big cock.

accurate, impeccable timing and dispensed without any illusion of tact. Wonderful stuff.

[Butts]

Well ill buy this 'cursed' board.... although it will cost a fair bit to remove all the curse from it and gypsi's are costing more these days ... SOOOO ill give ya $20

but seriously make me an offer...

WAIT in line, young whipper snapper

[Revolution]

You can have it butts (read another post i said UNLESS butts wants it )

but im saving, cant afford it ive decided.

[g_u_m_b_y]

fkn double post

[g_u_m_b_y]

my small board is cursed.
i snapped my new one a while back, and switched to the smaller one for a while (i only use it on small days or out the point).
since i made the switch, i have:
1) creased it
2) snapped fin
3) snapped another fin, both reparied.
4) first surf on board after repair (1 week later), attempt 'layback' and board swings around and hits my elbow, dinging it badly on the nose.
5) tape ding, couldt be fucked to fix it, take it out to the point on that little south swell (you know the one...last time it was over a foot. dont even mention today ) and tear out my H2 (haha lucky a mate gave them to me), and murder the finbox and tail.



oh yes when i first got it, i fucked the deck so badly bill fixed it, then put a carbon patch over it, so i wouldnt happen again

[AlbyAl]

Yeah But ...


'Cursed surfboard' is really about someone setting the curse - either by pure personal power, or through a divinity/spirit/force of nature. Chamberess' ex set the curse - which she is worried might be real. Why?

Whaddidyado!!?? Go on, tell us. He said "I hope you drown." Heavy.

It's not just about burning the eggs after a surf is it? You didn't just borrow his wettie and wee init. (I hope you drown ...!!! Nope.)

You didn't sleep with his mate.
Fart when his parents came for dinner.
Use strawberry wax on his stick. (interpet that as you may)
Ask him to say "I love you." endlessly.

What!!??

What!!??

[Chamberess]

No to all of the above...

But back on topic, i'm definitely getting rid of it