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Awesome - thanks for that. And next surf I'm taking some rope. Just in case.

Looks like I was right. DPI advise 2.39m White Shark tagged and released from SMART drumline at BOULDER NORTH, Lennox Head at 10:42 am on 2 Aug 2019. At the risk of asking a dumb question how the fcuk do you get the hook out of the mouth of a 2.39m GWS? Or do you? Is it barbed? What do they use for...

Legion wrote: ↑

Fri Jul 05, 2019 11:13 am

Murfers. Fcuk I wish I hadn't clicked on that link, or the vanity fair one it linked to.

Same here - that just sucked the life force out of me.

Anyway will their husbands now be known as "Furfies" ?

Just had a gnarly little encounter with a chunky juvenile white. High speed approach, circle, then a fins flared rollover right under me. We very much eyeballed each other. Crystal clear water, sunshine. Me and one other guy out enjoying some rock runner babyfood. :shock: What was your initial reac...

buddy wrote: ↑

Mon Jun 10, 2019 11:42 am

There's a cop on the wall blowing a siren. About 40 surfers at lighthouse ignoring him haha.
Nother 20-30 at Shelley.

That's not a cop - it's Loofy up here for the long weekend...

They're baaaacckkkk... https://www.northernstar.com.au/news/60-bull-sharks-force-evacuation-of-ballina-beach/3749808/ https://media.apnarm.net.au/media/images/2019/06/10/b881989492z1_20190610104445_000gd61i6nj22-0-wag8s33369dgtse3gs2_ct834x465.jpg DPI aerial report: 60x 2m Bull Shark at Lighthouse b...

John. John. John.

Oi. Oi. Oi.

Willian Cardosa is sponno'd by Anusol

offshore1 wrote: ↑

Thu Aug 23, 2018 2:52 am

How do you know Merks?
Steve's nana might be a gmilf.

Hah - just re read that - I wasn't referring to anyone's grandma in particular - I was also thinking of saying sister or cousin or sheepdog or alpaca or something about a dead man's dick. Anything to offend New Zealanders really.

BA wrote: ↑

Tue Aug 21, 2018 2:54 pm

steve shearer wrote: ↑

Tue Aug 21, 2018 2:45 pm

bet he gets his first root out of it.

It’s NZ, he probably had his first root at 11.

steve shearer wrote: ↑

Tue Aug 21, 2018 2:59 pm

sheep don't count.

Neither does your grandmother.

Thanks for that Foamy - that's my mates cuz - sent him the link - he'll be stoked.

JohnJohnJohn!

https://www.northernstar.com.au/news/gr ... s/3267559/

God - 1 def Sushi - 0

It's on ! - Funky Cold v Sushi Roll.

The Claim v The Calm

The Heat Analizer doesn't work for me Al.

What can I do?


Firefox on Windows 2000BC

black duck wrote: ↑

Wed Sep 20, 2017 10:19 am

offshore1 wrote: ↑

Wed Sep 20, 2017 9:44 am

And she does a fantastic flipper imitation.

Does she do it while you're having sex?

Only when he tries to stick it in her bottom... you know - "nyet nyet, nyet nyet"