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Flounce-bounce-rebound !

Big names with egos in check Shane Egan. Rod Dahlberg. Slightly lesser name but famous brand Dale Wilson Cory in Torquay also seems like no ego. There's heaps of good shapers without weird ego slash complexes ... way too many to list. I know a few that are deep into conspiracy theories, but I won't...

steve shearer wrote: ↑

Mon Feb 12, 2024 8:53 am

That board he made looked and surfed like dogshitt.

His own theories are equally subjective.

Its always dangerous to drink your own Koo-laid ... and how many times did he mention kinetic energy.

Nothing comes close to the feeling of being cremated in the back of a hire car after being beheaded.

One of the incongruities of comps and that one in particular was how high the scores were in some heats for both surfers and how lame others were. Of course you can never get the last minute scores in a wave pool. They reset the bar on every heat ... an 8.5 in one heat could be a 7 in another, but ...

Imagine the God status if he had walked away after winning Pipe. Yeah, that would have been a nice exclamation mark. On the subject of not running the other day, its mostly keyboard warriors that are doing all the stomping of feet and yelling. A few f the Hawaiian guys were keen to go, but if you l...

Beanpole wrote: ↑

Wed Feb 07, 2024 9:48 am

John John is a freak. His heat made every one else look lame.

Callum Robson says hi.

alakaboo wrote: ↑

Mon Feb 05, 2024 5:33 am

My boss is 6'2" and 120kgs and has surfed a lot on Maui so he's not a shrinking violet.

Your boss has a BMI of 34, classifying him as obese ... have a quiet word with the fat fuck.

BA wrote: ↑

Sat Feb 03, 2024 2:46 pm

No worries, I’ll go do that. And it’s not a petticoat, it’s a slip.

If you don't mind me saying, you look very fetching in it, but don't tell anyone else I said that ... they might get the wrong idea.

Oh, and I surfed a perfect 6ft reef this morning (on the high tide because it needs the water) with two others for an hour and a half. How’d you go? Did you try to stand up? Never mind, you’ll get there one day. No, I rode one of my kneeboards ... anyway go and have a look in the mirror, your low I...

A kneelo and Qashqai driver throwing shade. Not really hitting the mark. Says the guy who was cleaning public toilets yesterday morning while someone else was surfing glassy low-tide drainers ... its okay, even if you'd managed to get your wetsuit on before mid-afternoon, you'd have probably got pi...

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Dale makes beautiful boards. The AB legacy.

Its not that difficult ... getting out of a zipper-less wetsuit is the reverse process of getting into a zipper-less wetsuit. Getting dressed in the morning must be a real hoot at BA's ... thankfully he's got a list of instruction: "trousers after underpants and underpants don't go on over your hea...

Its not that difficult ... getting out of a zipper-less wetsuit is the reverse process of getting into a zipper-less wetsuit. Getting dressed in the morning must be a real hoot at BA's ... thankfully he's got a list of instruction: "trousers after underpants and underpants don't go on over your head...

buddy wrote: ↑

Thu Feb 01, 2024 8:26 am

Caio on the other hand is having a red hot crack.

Not as good a crack as the other two guys in his heat.

The Wossle is on at Pipe ... and Toledo is tube dodging again.

I mostly wear an Xcel 2mm short-john. If its sunny, I'll throw a tee over the top.