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Dear Surfin Turf Don't be despondent your poetry is great Although more appealing in a mind altered state. Just take your time and don't write to fast And maybe in this case you should stay on the grass. Now honestly ST you should persevere With a little more practice and vast quantities of beer I t...

Spoon, thanks for the advice so witty and all
I'm aware that these vultures wait for my fall.
But with great dedication to this humble quest
You see it's a crusade I hold close to my chest.
Resolute, I shan't falter from the path I have laid
Dealing with Two Dicks that obnoxious gay blade.

I think your a legend ST old son A three bladed mower I must get me one. Dinosaur I'm flattered by your gracious reply If I wasn't an arshole it could make me cry. Your writing is structuted in a very fine way With some perseverance you could rhyme it some day. Now TMC do you realise just what you a...

Dear Mr. SG 7890 Don't want your sympathy, sorrow or angst. I think you might find that it's your posts that are wanks. Hip Hop thats laughable, surely you jest. It's just an old fashioned poem, badly written at best. My writing may be foolish, childish and amateur But yes even you Two Dicks, notice...

I've never met Simone and her son. Don't know about Grant and the sun. Who the hell is Simon the sanders son? SG7890 has his hand on one. Actually more than one, you know the saying two dicks , cause you could'nt be that dumb just playing with one. Maybe he should leave it alone. But then again a do...