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have you considered leeches steve?

GST is getting on his high horse here. The righteous indignation. Very nice to include that 30cm is approximately a foot :lol: :lol: :lol: “You seem to switch from one measurement to the other.” Oh, no. How very dare you. That’s because Steve is on it. It’s whatever size GST says it is…..give our t...

*breathes out slowly from the nose* Inconsistency is the sole preserve of those of us who use ‘surfer feet’. It doesn’t need to be accurate because it’s just a ballpark, a suggestion. For the measurement ultras like you and Trev (who can forget his #sixfeetissixfeet campaign) it has to be the actua...

Two boomer failures of memory. How convenient

*breathes out slowly from the nose* Inconsistency is the sole preserve of those of us who use ‘surfer feet’. It doesn’t need to be accurate because it’s just a ballpark, a suggestion. For the measurement ultras like you and Trev (who can forget his #sixfeetissixfeet campaign) it has to be the actual...

Yeah I do quite like having arguments. But you’re not arguing, you’re just doing your usual thing of saying something totally unconnected when your nonsense is exposed rather than admit you’re wrong.

I’m going to try to speak really slowly and clearly here ok? You say that you use actual feet, so for a wave that measured four actual feet (48 inches) you claim that you would call it four feet. In the previous example that I posted, the wave was four actual feet. I, and pretty much the rest of the...

What on Earth are you talking about?

Sorry beany, I think you’re getting a bit confused again. You (and Trev) are the ones who make a big show of shaking your heads at the idiocy of ‘surfer feet’, but then repeatedly out yourselves as users of ‘surfer feet’. It’s a bit like when you thought you were a covid ultra when you were going ou...

steve shearer wrote: ↑

Thu Feb 22, 2024 5:50 pm

Trev wrote: ↑

Thu Feb 22, 2024 3:56 pm

Can't help myself.

Calling any object which is double overhead, 4-6ft is just fucking ludicrous.
Regardless of how many people and "authorities" do it.

At least you are consistent Trev, which is to be respected.

Yeah, except he isn’t

Can't help myself. Calling any object which is double overhead, 4-6ft is just fucking ludicrous. Regardless of how many people and "authorities" do it. One of the previous times we’ve had this discussion, I posted up a long boarder on a shitty little wave that both you and beanpole agreed was two f...

Are you this much of a tit in real life, womble?

foamy wrote: ↑

Wed Dec 27, 2023 9:03 pm

You could give the development a soaring sea bird motif and call it Shearer’s Shag.

Shearer’s Blowjob would be more historically accurate

Shearer’s Drive?

Shearer’s Reach?

“Shearer’s Leap, an exclusive development of 3 and 4 bed executive detached homes for the mature surfer looking to put down roots in the boutique coastal village of Lennox Head. Sydney is just 18 relaxing minutes away, so you can hit the curl in the morning, crush that deal at lunch and be home on t...

It’s gotta sting if you’re steve. You finally - finally - get admitted to what you see as the inner sanctum after years of patiently tapping on the door. You get your chance to write a handful of surfboard puff pieces; you feel the thrill of the baksheesh that makes the corporate surfing world go ro...

I’m still using my 20yr old atomic beta ride 11.20s.