Just general surfing stuff
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For those playing at home, this is Ursula. Almost ethereal.
Now picture this bloke performing all kinds of unnatural acts upon her.
Now picture this bloke performing all kinds of unnatural acts upon her.
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See I nearly used the word fanciful in my post above, but thought it would be unkind.
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Dude I was a dirty bastard in my 20s.
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And I can tell ya, Ursula might look ethereal in that special studio pic, but she'd have been a different thing altogether after a good pounding in the Newport shore break.
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Hair everywhere, swimsuit all crooked, and gasping for breath. "See honey I told you everything was gonna be all right."
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That’s a euphemism right?
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I love it when Nick brings his tangential fantasies to the public forums.
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Nick “Jackhammer” Carrol
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“I don’t necessarily agree with everything I say ”— Marshall McLuhan
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That's not a knife, sweetie. This is a knife.
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Are those shoulders the real attraction Nick?
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Nah mate, I just grabbed her name out of the air while I was writing.
Hopefully everybody understands I was kind of taking the piss.
Not A piss of course! I would never piss in that wetsuit. It's more expensive than my toilet.
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I think you've been reported to the Clementine Ford Foundation for assessment.
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Oh dear.
anyway, surfed in the supersuit today, little rip bowl right, I kinda felt like I was on the wrong board, just not thinking it through!! but man it was so free feeling. I still can't get my head around the price tag but it feels like the future of wetsuits, or what they should be like - thinner, better, simpler cut, just less in the way, if you know what I mean. It's probably not that protective but it's over-warm for Sydney right now. Haven't ripped it yet.
anyway, surfed in the supersuit today, little rip bowl right, I kinda felt like I was on the wrong board, just not thinking it through!! but man it was so free feeling. I still can't get my head around the price tag but it feels like the future of wetsuits, or what they should be like - thinner, better, simpler cut, just less in the way, if you know what I mean. It's probably not that protective but it's over-warm for Sydney right now. Haven't ripped it yet.
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What the f&ck is a super suit and did you look like Nadia Comaneci?
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The moving finger writes and having writ moves on ... now all thy piety nor wit shall lure it back to cancel even half a line ... nor all thy tears wash out a single word of it.
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