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Wyre
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by Wyre » Mon Aug 02, 2021 2:32 pm
Realsurf Advice Recovery Hotline:
1800 BEANPOLE
Sniff wrote: ↑Wed Nov 10, 2021 7:46 am
I remember some wheelchair xylophonist getting all macho about how he liked to smash absolutely heaps of Weetbix before a hard day's roofing
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Wubic Pig
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by Wubic Pig » Mon Aug 02, 2021 11:04 pm
buddy wrote: ↑Mon Aug 02, 2021 11:14 am
So your general neck mobility exercises and stretches, shrugs, scap movements should help with that.
Just go easy on the fellatio for now...
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Beanpole wrote: ↑Tue Aug 01, 2023 7:44 pm
You have nothing I want or need.
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swvic
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by swvic » Tue Aug 03, 2021 8:08 am
Sage advice, Pig. Will take it
Until when do you reckon?
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marcus wrote:and that vicco dude, whatsisname?
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Trev
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by Trev » Tue Aug 03, 2021 8:31 am
"take it"?
Should be fine.
Giving however.
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Beanpole
You aren’t the room Yuke You are just a wonky cafe table with a missing rubber pad on the end of one leg.
Skipper
I still don't buy the "official" narrative about 9/11. Oh sure, it happened, fcuk yeah. But who and why and how I'm, not convinced it was what we've been told.
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swvic
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by swvic » Tue Aug 03, 2021 8:55 am
Chuck a wig on and it could happen if Loofy’s near
marcus wrote:and that vicco dude, whatsisname?
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buddy
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by buddy » Tue Aug 03, 2021 9:04 am
Fellatio will not hinder your rehab from either position.
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by Skipper » Tue Aug 03, 2021 9:10 am
geez, i've just caught up on this. wishing you n wubic a full recovery, swvic.
wow check out buddy, with all the lingo.
how good would a procedure to increase flexibility to self fellate be.
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buddy
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by buddy » Tue Aug 03, 2021 9:17 am
There used to be that rumour in the 90s that Marilyn Manson had his 12th ribs removed to improve his flexibility to self fellate.
Turned out to be bullshit I think.
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by buddy » Tue Aug 03, 2021 9:25 am
And of course there was the Bill Hicks segment referring to why don't all women please their lovers.
Actually, uh, a woman one night yelled: “Yeah, did you ever try it?” I Said “Yeah… …almost broke my back.” It’s one vertebra, I swear to God, it’s that close. . I think that vertebra is gonna be the next thing to go in the next evolutionary step. Just a theory and a fervent PRAYER!
And now all the guys are going: “Honey I have no idea what he’s talking about. I think he’s a devil-child.” That may be true but guys… …yyyyyyyyyyou know what I’m talking about. I can speak for every guy here in this room tonight. Guys, if you could blow yourselves, ladies, you would be in this room alone right now, …watching an empty stage.
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swvic
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by swvic » Tue Aug 03, 2021 10:03 am
Thanks again, buddy. I’ll keep it in mind
And cheers to you too, skip
Little update. Got through the night without pain meds. Had my last slow release palexia this morning coupled with panadol. Only have 2 rapid release palexia left, but have panadeine forte if required
Swelling down a little today, probably thanks to buddy’s advice which I followed. Also did not do pm pendulum exercises yesterday as I thought that position + (minor) centripetal force may contribute to fluid. Have to keep it mobile so about to do them now. I’ve marked and measured my arm at 3 points to monitor swelling so hopefully it’s peaked. Called the surgeon’s rooms, but only spoke with reception. Told her what I was doing, but doubt she understood. All I got was swelling is to be expected and call back if it gets worse
Thanks to you all. I really hope this place remains an ongoing concern as it often produces gold
marcus wrote:and that vicco dude, whatsisname?
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buddy
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by buddy » Tue Aug 03, 2021 11:17 am
pendulum exercise would be beneficial if anything to getting rid of fluid.
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by marauding mullet » Tue Aug 03, 2021 11:21 am
Self fellating would get rid of some too
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Lucky Al wrote: ↑Fri Aug 18, 2023 10:07 pm
You're a spazz Mighty Sunbird.
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by offshore1 » Tue Aug 03, 2021 11:31 am
As long as you don't swallow. Otherwise it's a zero sum effort.
marauding mullet wrote: ↑Wed May 31, 2023 6:03 pm
Jesus I’m surrounded by schnitzel tards.
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by swvic » Tue Aug 03, 2021 12:05 pm
buddy wrote: ↑Tue Aug 03, 2021 11:17 am
pendulum exercise would be beneficial if anything to getting rid of fluid.
Noted. Thanks again
marcus wrote:and that vicco dude, whatsisname?
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by swvic » Tue Aug 03, 2021 12:09 pm
marauding mullet wrote: ↑Tue Aug 03, 2021 11:21 am
Self fellating would get rid of some too
Not as flexible as I once was
marcus wrote:and that vicco dude, whatsisname?
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by swvic » Tue Aug 03, 2021 12:10 pm
offshore1 wrote: ↑Tue Aug 03, 2021 11:31 am
As long as you don't swallow. Otherwise it's a zero sum effort.
And here’s me thinking the opposite was true. Isn’t that what we encourage from our womenfolk?
marcus wrote:and that vicco dude, whatsisname?
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by buddy » Tue Aug 03, 2021 1:10 pm
It affects your salt water balance.
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by swvic » Tue Aug 10, 2021 2:57 pm
This knowledge is enlightening
Real question for you again, buddy, if you’d be so generous
My initial rehab exercise program is set for 6 weeks (2 down tomorrow) until I see a physio. It’s pretty rigid re range of movement, reps and weight baring (none). However, I’ve started to extend the first two parameters just a little without adding to pain or even real discomfort. Is this wise?
Feels like I’m doing good rather than harm and my only concern is if it’s due to internal sutures rather than muscular flexibility. I have thought the program may generally be tailored to older, less flexible folk, but the last thing I want is to fcuk it up
marcus wrote:and that vicco dude, whatsisname?
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