I swear im a retard... What could cause this

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Re: I swear im a zing!... What could cause this

Post by jimmy » Tue Oct 19, 2010 11:04 pm

oldman wrote:A man who can't wank with either hand is missing out on one of the two great things in life. :mrgreen:

I wouldn't worry about it Ricky, in fact I would use it and take up surfing both ways. Nover tried it myself but if it was happening naturally I'd explore it further.

Just quoted that because I want to refer to the fact later that Olds actually made 2 errors in his post....
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Re: I swear im a zing!... What could cause this

Post by NickyG » Tue Oct 19, 2010 11:42 pm

jimmy1501 wrote:
oldman wrote:A man who can't wank with either hand is missing out on one of the two great things in life. :mrgreen:

I wouldn't worry about it Ricky, in fact I would use it and take up surfing both ways. Nover tried it myself but if it was happening naturally I'd explore it further.

Just quoted that because I want to refer to the fact later that Olds actually made 2 errors in his post....
the fact he called me Ricky and he used Nover?

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Re: I swear im a zing!... What could cause this

Post by pen15 » Wed Oct 20, 2010 9:00 am

I think Ricky is eufamistically asking a question about his "ORIENTATION" in other arenas of pleasure

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Re: I swear im a zing!... What could cause this

Post by oldman » Wed Oct 20, 2010 11:25 am

jimmy1501 wrote:Just quoted that because I want to refer to the fact later that Olds actually made 2 errors in his post....
Yeah I'm getting slack in my old age. I think there is a bloke called RickyG on the forums as well and I so couldn't be bothered that I didn't check back.

You may note syntax errors above, written in the attempt to achieve colloquiality. :shock:

Longer posts are particularly difficult now because the box to post text into doesn't scroll down below a certain point, so I have to type 'blind' and keep hitting the scroll bar to see what I've typed, and as soon as I hit a key I'm back to typing blind, and I have to tell yas, it really gives me the poos.

I used to preview my posts and fix the errors, but with that scrolling problem it is an almighty pain in the bottom going back to fix anyway.

You should have been picking these errors up for a few months now. I have. :D
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Re: I swear im a zing!... What could cause this

Post by oldman » Wed Oct 20, 2010 11:27 am

pen15 wrote:I think Ricky is eufamistically asking a question about his "ORIENTATION" in other arenas of pleasure
That would be 'euphemistically'. :wink:

Both hands, either hand, I can do it all. :mrgreen:
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Re: I swear im a zing!... What could cause this

Post by NickyG » Wed Oct 20, 2010 12:45 pm

oldman wrote:
pen15 wrote:I think Ricky is eufamistically asking a question about his "ORIENTATION" in other arenas of pleasure
That would be 'euphemistically'. :wink:

Both hands, either hand, I can do it all. :mrgreen:
What about the reach around? haha

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Re: I swear im a zing!... What could cause this

Post by otway1949 » Thu Oct 21, 2010 9:06 pm

NickyG wrote:yeah i skate, snowboard do the lot.. It's all goofy.. I'm thinking either it's coz i'm riding right side breaks and my brain is just going with that or what.. Hopefully it goes away soon.. might head out in a few days and see what the go is..
http://www.xtranormal.com/watch/7192093/ :lol:
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Re: I swear im a zing!... What could cause this

Post by bumfluff » Thu Oct 21, 2010 9:22 pm

^^ :lol: :lol:

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