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a platoon of crows

Post by Larry » Sat Mar 19, 2022 10:50 am

The Richmond River is poisoned with rank freshwater, drums of fertiliser, spilt diesel, sewerage, mud and town runoff … the waves are breaking in rancid water, the beaches littered with timber and dead fish, a couple of jewfish the size of an overweight man, slowly deflating, their distended stomachs almost ready to burst.

Silver bream, mullet, catfish, small sharks, tailor, flathead, trevally, blackfish, toadfish all white and ballooning and covered with spikes looking like something you could hang off a Christmas tree.

Everything stinks.

Seagulls too used to fresh to bother picking apart the days-old carcasses, sand crabs almost too wary to spot as they disappear into their holes holding gobbets of decomposed fish in their claws and further down the beach a walking platoon of black crows comes your way. Slowly. Stopping and stooping here and there before walking closer, unafraid, sleek, well-fed, confident.

They only take the eyeballs. And there’s hundreds of dead fish without them today.

Like oysters, Sightless. Liquid. Viscous. Putrid.

Pluck.

A banquet.

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Re: a platoon of crows

Post by Yuke Hunt » Sat Mar 19, 2022 11:17 am

Thats one hell of a tourist brochure !
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Re: a platoon of crows

Post by offshore1 » Sat Mar 19, 2022 11:54 am

What are the real estate prices like?
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Re: a platoon of crows

Post by Larry » Sat Mar 19, 2022 12:07 pm

Not as juicy as Lennox Head. Byron’s a tragedy and Mullumbimby a tough choice, Avalon needs help and the back of Bangalow has gone nuts.

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Re: a platoon of crows

Post by Beanpole » Sat Mar 19, 2022 2:50 pm

Yuke Hunt wrote:
Sat Mar 19, 2022 11:17 am
Thats one hell of a tourist brochure !
Decomposing carcasses in front of expensive beach front dwellings.
Reminds me of finding a dead seal on the beach at Rincon.
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Re: a platoon of crows

Post by bobjs » Sat Mar 19, 2022 3:58 pm

Not really
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Re: a platoon of crows

Post by Beanpole » Sat Mar 19, 2022 4:00 pm

A group of crows is called a Murder of Crows.
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Re: a platoon of crows

Post by bobjs » Sat Mar 19, 2022 4:00 pm

Stop it

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Re: a platoon of crows

Post by Beanpole » Sat Mar 19, 2022 4:02 pm

You were going so well too bobjs
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Re: a platoon of crows

Post by bobjs » Sat Mar 19, 2022 4:04 pm

:-D-: Arg

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Re: a platoon of crows

Post by Larry » Sat Mar 19, 2022 4:24 pm

I’m watching a bloke carving off a chunk of 4 day old dead fish before putting it on his hook and casting out … thinking he’ll need acid to wash the stink off his hands tonight.

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Re: a platoon of crows

Post by alakaboo » Sun Mar 20, 2022 1:10 am

Sounds like murder.

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Re: a platoon of crows

Post by offshore1 » Sun Mar 20, 2022 4:03 am

Speaking of stink, a humpback whale washed up on the deserted island just south of here coupla days ago.
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Re: a platoon of crows

Post by steve shearer » Sun Mar 20, 2022 8:38 am

It's gunna take a while this time Larry.
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Re: a platoon of crows

Post by Thud » Sun Mar 20, 2022 8:55 am

offshore1 wrote:
Sun Mar 20, 2022 4:03 am
Speaking of stink, a humpback whale washed up on the deserted island just south of here coupla days ago.
I hope he finds a Wilson.
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Re: a platoon of crows

Post by Skipper » Sun Mar 20, 2022 5:33 pm

Larry wrote:
Sat Mar 19, 2022 10:50 am
The Richmond River is poisoned with rank freshwater, drums of fertiliser, spilt diesel, sewerage, mud and town runoff … the waves are breaking in rancid water, the beaches littered with timber and dead fish, a couple of jewfish the size of an overweight man, slowly deflating, their distended stomachs almost ready to burst.

Silver bream, mullet, catfish, small sharks, tailor, flathead, trevally, blackfish, toadfish all white and ballooning and covered with spikes looking like something you could hang off a Christmas tree.

Everything stinks.

Seagulls too used to fresh to bother picking apart the days-old carcasses, sand crabs almost too wary to spot as they disappear into their holes holding gobbets of decomposed fish in their claws and further down the beach a walking platoon of black crows comes your way. Slowly. Stopping and stooping here and there before walking closer, unafraid, sleek, well-fed, confident.

They only take the eyeballs. And there’s hundreds of dead fish without them today.

Like oysters, Sightless. Liquid. Viscous. Putrid.

Pluck.

A banquet.

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Re: a platoon of crows

Post by Larry » Sun Mar 20, 2022 10:21 pm

….. and there, by the shoreline and almost overcome by the incoming tide a corroboree frog, alive, waiting to be picked up and settled by the freshwater showers at the northern end.

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