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Re: Just general surfing stuff

Post by Pants » Thu Apr 06, 2023 7:05 pm

That’s were pro surfing is. Perfect example. Surprised there wasn’t a washed up AFL player advertising portal frame sheds.
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Re: Just general surfing stuff

Post by Beanpole » Fri Apr 07, 2023 6:51 am

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I like those really stylish ladies.
A nice derrière in a gbanger is just a bonus.

Sorry Larry, Nick.
How true. They can look very elegant.
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Re: Just general surfing stuff

Post by BA » Sun Apr 09, 2023 9:03 am

Bells is on and it’s looking atrocious.

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Re: Just general surfing stuff

Post by bobjs » Sun Apr 09, 2023 9:36 am

Carlos Muniz robbed

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Re: Just general surfing stuff

Post by steve shearer » Sun Apr 09, 2023 9:54 am

I thought so too.
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Re: Just general surfing stuff

Post by Yuke Hunt » Sun Apr 09, 2023 10:16 am

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Carlos Muniz robbed
Apparently he dropped his wallet ... thats lost, not stolen :-D-:
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Re: Just general surfing stuff

Post by BA » Sun Apr 09, 2023 12:51 pm

I’ve got an overwhelming desire to go and get a ladder at Harvey Norman. Then I’ll have a Bonsoy in my Yeti. And finally, as Sally puts it, I might go and interact with the ocean. What a time to be alive.

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Re: Just general surfing stuff

Post by Beanpole » Sun Apr 09, 2023 1:16 pm

One of the many hipsters around here this weekend has written life affirming messages in chalk all over the path to the point.
Best was Fish Are Friends next to the boat ramp fish gutting station. :lol:
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Re: Just general surfing stuff

Post by Beanpole » Wed Apr 12, 2023 6:38 am

Beanpole wrote:
Fri Apr 07, 2023 6:51 am
buddy wrote:
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I like those really stylish ladies.
A nice derrière in a gbanger is just a bonus.

Sorry Larry, Nick.
How true. They can look very elegant.
This needs further comment after four days of watching said elegant ladies snake and drop in on all and sundry before tip toeing to the nose of their huge mals and adopting a pose for the entire wave. Some were exaggerating their hand positioning in an attempt to appear in control of the careering legropeless juggernaut. Quite a few were Euroes and hadn’t quite worked out their behaviour might antagonise the crowd if taken to extreme but had probably rightly assessed they could get away with it due to said nice derrières and the weight of numbers.
A few of the Euroes were dressed to the nines on land in tailored beach outfits and shell necklaces. Sitting elegantly in camp chairs watching the surf with their equally attired boyfriends. Everyone shooting the scene for posting on social media.
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Re: Just general surfing stuff

Post by Yuke Hunt » Wed Apr 12, 2023 7:07 am

I'm sure all they're having a wonderful time, enjoying the waves and each others company ... while the old fella with the storm cloud over his head complains bitterly about the injustice of youth.
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Re: Just general surfing stuff

Post by Beanpole » Wed Apr 12, 2023 7:13 am

That sums it up perfectly. :lol:
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Re: Just general surfing stuff

Post by offshore1 » Wed Apr 12, 2023 7:16 am

Any of 'em stand on your board?
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Re: Just general surfing stuff

Post by Beanpole » Wed Apr 12, 2023 7:21 am

Plenty of boards to stand on walking up to the point. Thousands of dollars worth of trad longboards. Crescent has reached peak hipster now I reckon. Full retro 70s fashion.
My tuflite is vintage in the wrong way for the trad mal aficionado.
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Re: Just general surfing stuff

Post by Pants » Wed Apr 12, 2023 9:57 am

Youre like the new wave 80’s dude

No doubt surfing will get all punked out again as a backlash to the facile hipster scene. Or maybe not, as it could be seen to be a form of toxic masculinity etc. That conversation got boring really quickly as I headed into wokevile. Just surf and enjoy it. Don’t go to

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And you’ll be perfectly fine. It’s like going to the Royal Easter Show and complaining about the people there. Fucking obvious
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Re: Just general surfing stuff

Post by Beanpole » Wed Apr 12, 2023 11:07 am

Pants list of the best mal waves in Australia….plus Bondi and Angourie.
Missed out on Yamba this trip. Was going to Noosa.
While I can find proficient hypster log riders annoying it’s obviously their time in the sun.
God knows I’ve taken advantage of the situation myself for twenty plus years of mal riding.
Good form to not completely hog the waves though.
Re: 80s Surf Punk Style I think they have brought back the check sided nut hugger boardies. :-D-:
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Re: Just general surfing stuff

Post by channels » Wed Apr 12, 2023 11:41 am

Pants wrote:
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It’s like going to Crescent at Easter and complaining about the people there. Fucking obvious
Correct.

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Re: Just general surfing stuff

Post by offshore1 » Wed Apr 12, 2023 12:19 pm

Beanpole wrote:
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Pants list of the best mal waves in Australia….plus Bondi and Angourie.
Missed out on Yamba this trip. Was going to Noosa.
While I can find proficient hypster log riders annoying it’s obviously their time in the sun.
God knows I’ve taken advantage of the situation myself for twenty plus years of mal riding.
Good form to not completely hog the waves though.
Re: 80s Surf Punk Style I think they have brought back the check sided nut hugger boardies. :-D-:
Pics, or it didn't happen.
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Re: Just general surfing stuff

Post by Beanpole » Wed Apr 12, 2023 12:23 pm

channels wrote:
Wed Apr 12, 2023 11:41 am
Pants wrote:
Wed Apr 12, 2023 9:57 am
It’s like going to Crescent at Easter and complaining about the people there. Fucking obvious
Correct.
More of a critique on a particular trend that reached the velocity to take over the line up.
Surfed pretty much identical waves there a week earlier with no one.
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