The optimist

Post by **Chrisp** » Fri Sep 28, 2007 1:08 pm

I've noticed in getting my surf reports that Hayden (Mona Vale) tends to be the most optimistic reporter out there, even when it's 2ft he's telling us to get out there & have some fun.
I personally agree, a 5 second ride on a 2ft wave is always going to beat the office, but......

Who's the optimist, who's the pessimist & who just lives on the stoke of the water?

Post by **kreepykrawly** » Fri Sep 28, 2007 1:39 pm

Worst day in the water is better than the best day in the office.

Post by **Kunji** » Fri Sep 28, 2007 1:53 pm

Im a pessimist. Its shit surf most of the year and crowded when its not. Though sitting in the office now id rather be in the surf........ snorkelling.

Post by **crooked** » Fri Sep 28, 2007 2:07 pm

kreepykrawly wrote:Worst day in the water is better than the best day in the office.

Im used to the profane from you, but the profound?

I suppose hitler was a bit a philosopher himself....

Post by **g_u_m_b_y** » Fri Sep 28, 2007 2:53 pm

smnmntl wrote:
kreepykrawly wrote:Worst day in the water is better than the best day in the office.
Oh really.

I'll have you know that right now I'm lying on my desk with Jennifer Hawkins straddling my man-meat while that French newsreader babe is sitting on my face & writing me a seven-figure cheque.

This morning, on the other hand, I paddled out at Bondi & swallowed a huge turd.

So that stuffs that little theory

Post by **bonusbeats** » Fri Sep 28, 2007 3:03 pm

smnmntl wrote:
kreepykrawly wrote:Worst day in the water is better than the best day in the office.
Oh really.

I'll have you know that right now I'm lying on my desk with Jennifer Hawkins straddling my man-meat while that French newsreader babe is sitting on my face & writing me a seven-figure cheque.

This morning, on the other hand, I paddled out at Bondi & swallowed a huge turd.

So that stuffs that little theory

yeah, but think of the pleasure you gave the guy by letting him poop in your mouth.

Post by **Kunji** » Fri Sep 28, 2007 3:16 pm

Nothing lasts forever, hearts are for pumping blood and there is no God.

Accept it and rot.

Post by BA » Fri Sep 28, 2007 3:23 pm

Fatalist.

I would like to inflict fatal injuries on people that shit me.

Post by **surfin39** » Fri Sep 28, 2007 3:40 pm

Based on the theory that I will never end up having sex with Jenifer Hawkins on my desk

..... I get up early every morning and surf just about anything and make the most of it .... if I know it's gonna be good I make plans to allow time to surf longer or at the right tide/wind etc...... if it's crap I just put it down to experience .....

being in my early 40's now I am just pretty damn happy to be out there as much as possible......

I work on the principle that I got out of bed and down to the beach so even if it's crappy or small I may as well go out make the most of it ......

so surf wise I'm an optimist .... as far as money and sex with super models goes, I have accepted my limitations ....

If you stick your feet in a bucket of ice and stick your head in oven, overall will you feel OK .... :?

Post by **Kunji** » Fri Sep 28, 2007 4:15 pm

Coops@DY wrote:Nothing lasts forever, hearts are for pumping blood and there is no God.

Accept it and rot.

I guess that makes me a realist.

Post by **kreepykrawly** » Fri Sep 28, 2007 4:21 pm

Pfftt Jenifer Hawkins.
She does nuffin for me.
Would rather switch on the comp. Go to my favorite web site. Have a toss. Fall over and sleep…..
......then having to take her temperature.

At least my computer wouldn’t be giving me some “cheesy grin for the camera” look while I was doing my thing.

Give me some innocent, easily influenced, short skirt wearing office bimbo anyday.You know the type.
Cheap makeup.
Just out of school.
Looking for a male figure in her life to replace her father.
Someone that would do anything for a pay rise and a pat on the back.

P.S if Mrs kreepykrawly reads this I’m up shit creek!
p.s Ive never been compared to Hitler before

Post by **mustkillmulloway** » Fri Sep 28, 2007 4:31 pm

kreepykrawly wrote:
P.S if Mrs kreepykrawly reads this I’m up shit creek!

shit pipe creek i think

i believe where in for sickest most pumpest cyclone season eva

i believe the surf will b ok this weekend

i know for sure i'm gonna catch a mad fish and heaps crabs in the next couple weeks

i believe the bears will win premier league this weekend and one day soon return too there rightful place in 1st grade

p.s yeah.....i hit the missus up each night for a bit ( she reckens i should just have a sign i hold as we go bed

) eternal optimist...thats me

Post by **bonusbeats** » Fri Sep 28, 2007 4:37 pm

kreepykrawly wrote:Give me some innocent, easily influenced, short skirt wearing office bimbo anyday.You know the type.
Cheap makeup.
Just out of school.
Looking for a male figure in her life to replace her father.
Someone that would do anything for a pay rise and a pat on the back...

with the demise of unfair dismissal laws you could parlay your lecherous ways into a successful career in small business (with franchising options) or middle-management. i predict they'll be profiling you in the mosman dailybefore the year is out.

Post by **kreepykrawly** » Fri Sep 28, 2007 4:54 pm

Firstly mustkillmulloway
Some people get a stiffy’s by watching movies like Saw and Hostel
Some people get stiffy’s by watching David Attenborough style documentaries on the sex life of primates.
Some people get stiffy’s over watching re runs of Friends.

You me old china would get a stiffy over a game of footy and a bag of prawns .

Bonusbeats

Many people have tried to profile me but they always seem to get it wrong

Post by **Kunji** » Fri Sep 28, 2007 4:59 pm

Go Manly!!!

Post by **Revolution** » Fri Sep 28, 2007 5:00 pm

Got to curly after a big night, the smell of weed was in the air, winds were offshore and it was a fun 2-3ft.

Call me an optimist BUT i can see a reason to be happy about this situation.

p.s. whats with everyone smoking weed down at the beach nowdays :? seen rediculous ammounts of this happening recently.

Post by **Damage** » Fri Sep 28, 2007 5:02 pm

I am optimistic that Steve Larkam's knee will recover in time for him to play the Awl Blicks; hopefully in the RWC semi final.

Post by **Meataxe** » Fri Sep 28, 2007 9:22 pm

^^^^ Who cares about that shit game.

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