Will taking steriods improve my surfing?

[crack]

WHAT DO YOU GUYS THINK? sorry i didnt realise i was raising my voice. i dont wanna get big just stronger and faster?

[Shaunm]

No it will shrink your wedding gear though. Friend of mine does them, been taking him surfing and he still cant paddle for crap. Different story if you've been surfing for years maybe as it may improve performance. But if you're after more speed and power without increasing mass, errrh not sure there. As well you need to workout you cant just inject ya gut and presto!

[crack]

Im getting older and a mate suggested some safe steroids like HGH to get the most out of overseas trips, i hear some of the other ones can make you angry???

[Dingus]

I was gonna post something stupid about you should take them and ignore shaunm, but now I think your actually serious....

Slap your mate and slap yourself for being a tool. Train harder, that's what exercise was invented in 1956 for. Why do people think they can buy anything these days? Fkn work for it.

[Shaunm]

They all can if you all hormonal and stuff, and you often cant eat enough so you get really cranky. You may find you end up with a noodle effect which is no good if ya looking for some girl action over there.

[crack]

So i will need viagra my mate hangs at the gym a bit and says ill almost be able to double my surf time o/s ? dont get me wrong im not unfit just ageing and slowing down

[Shaunm]

Sounds like he's trying to sell you some

[crack]

He actually takes some heavier ones(so he says) and looks pretty muscly but only in the biceps and pecs? i dont want to take anything illegal so he did infact offer me someorganic ones?????but says i still have to inject them???

[sydney]

So i will need viagra my mate hangs at the gym a bit and says ill almost be able to double my surf time o/s ? dont get me wrong im not unfit just ageing and slowing down

if that's what he's claiming, then chances are, ignoring the side effects, yes they will do that. THe way typical gym junkie steroids work, briefly, by enabling you to work harder, and feel like your body doesn't need recovery.

You know when you go for a long surf and you feel a little sore? Well, steroids will get rid of that feeling, and you can hit it again right after. THAT'S how people get huge on them, going to the gym 5 times a week for a heavy orkout is impossible ordinarily.

So no, it won't make you huge, it'll enable your body to work without the recovery it needs to grow and heal properly Then of course you get weak muscle structre, hormonal mood swings (to the point of suicidal), *possibly bone density issues*, horrible acne patches, and the old fella can get farked up 7 ways from yesterday... But if you REALLY want a lot of surfing...

The other thing is it makes you feel like a god, and empowers you, which is why the whole "I'll just use for this one surf trip" is pretty dangerous.

[snakes]

I'd take them to see if they can help improve your spelling

[dammit__01]

wernt you paying out boogers a few topics back...

Take them, they will also be very effective with pimples and will make your cock tripple in size.

but seriously, your an idiot. If you REALLY want something, take some creatine and have it throughout your workout.

[yanks r us]

whatever you do you gotta put in the hard work either way

[fong]

i can't go 4 a surf without that nasal spray thingie.....

u can't surf with a runny noise....end storie :?

[crack]

idiot?thanks mate. its kind of a one off surf trip my mates sprung on me. i am gettin on and want to be able to charge without breaking up pardon spelling im on my 5th longie of coopers basically i dont have the time to train properly as im off soon

[SAsurfa]

What the hell is worng with you?? You can only get paddle fit by paddling and if you are willing to cheat your way out of it be prepared to pay the consequences and you will regret it later.

This is a joke , just surf 3 sessions every day you go surfing and you will build up your paddle fitness and put some running in there as well and there you go And guess what, its for free!

[Chamberess]

fark no to roids.

i had to live with a jerk on those.never in my lifetime will i go thru that again

it's all bullsh*t.if you need roids to surf better you aint that good a surfer to begin with!

[crack]

you saying i cant surf chamberbloke? your not 45 are you ok im not up on the chemistry of these things but they sound nasty from what you guys reckon. i just feel a week isnt long enough to be paddle fit let alone survival in the big stuff.surely there must be some mild ones? havent been surfing for a while like 6 months so is the bottom line train hard for a week then sit and watch perfect 12footers roll through and wait for a smaller day

[dammit__01]

go swimming, jogging, get your lung capacity up and just exercise without burning out...

the steriods will do nothing to benifit and most likely worsen your state.

As i said before if your set on steriods, best is to take creatine, not steriods but is the product which binds the ADP with the creatine phosphate and gives you more energy ... usually used for workouts...