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Re: If Realsurf forums were a book................
Posted: Sun Dec 07, 2008 10:18 am
by Buff_Brad
Shaunm wrote:-
It would certainly be an interesting read all together in one volume!
Any others?
Boyz to Men (BB, SSR)
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I'll pay that one Shaunm you fruitcake.
Posted: Sun Dec 07, 2008 10:27 am
by Surfin Turf
Buff_Brad wrote:Surfin Turf wrote:Chillin wrote:photo's of bb's deformed penis?
good idea, but has anyone got a super macro lense ...
What you want a real close up to get off on you deviate old codger.
so there's a lense that could shoot something that small ...
this should read ...
Chillin wrote:photo's of bb's deformed ego?
Bluff Bad wrote:Deformed in the un-naturally big sense. It's a pain in the arse being a huge cock.
I should take a good long look at myself .
Chillin you are definitely a correct.
Posted: Sun Dec 07, 2008 1:52 pm
by Shaunm
Surfin Turf wrote:Buff_Brad wrote:Surfin Turf wrote:Chillin wrote:photo's of bb's deformed penis?
good idea, but has anyone got a super macro lense ...
What you want a real close up to get off on you deviate old codger.
so there's a lense that could shoot something that small ...
this should read ...
Chillin wrote:photo's of bb's deformed ego?
Bluff Bad wrote:Deformed in the un-naturally big sense. It's a pain in the arse being a huge cock.
I should take a good long look at myself .
Chillin you are definitely a correct.
or
I've a huge pain in the arse from having a cock.....
Posted: Sun Dec 07, 2008 1:55 pm
by Damage
War & Beach.
:?
Posted: Sun Dec 07, 2008 2:18 pm
by Chillin
Buff_Brad wrote:Chillin wrote:photo's of bb's deformed penis?
Deformed in the un-naturally big sense. It's a pain in the arse having a huge cock.
I should take steroids.
Chillin you are definitely a hom.o-sexual.
All together everone....Oh, i like girls with little hands that make my dick look big......
Hey, my 77yr old mum takes steroids..seriously, blood problem.
Would our book have a 'Hard' cover? What pic do yur rekon?
Posted: Sun Dec 07, 2008 2:31 pm
by Buff_Brad
Surfin Turf wrote:
Chillin you are definitely a correct.
A correct wanker.
Posted: Sun Dec 07, 2008 2:34 pm
by Buff_Brad
Chillin wrote:Buff_Brad wrote:Chillin wrote:photo's of bb's deformed penis?
Deformed in the un-naturally big sense. It's a pain in the arse having a huge cock.
I should take steroids.
Chillin you are definitely a hom.o-sexual.
All together everone....Oh, i like girls with little hands that make my dick look big......
Hey, my 77yr old mum takes steroids..seriously, blood problem.
Would our book have a 'Hard' cover? What pic do yur rekon?
The joke Chillin was that because steriods allegedly make your balls and cock smaller means that I should take them because of my massive member.
Fcuk some Realsurfers are so fcuking stupid.
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Posted: Sun Dec 07, 2008 3:10 pm
by Shaunm
.....
Could sum it all up
Posted: Sun Dec 07, 2008 6:16 pm
by Surfin Turf
Buff_Brad wrote:The joke Chillin was that because steriods allegedly make your balls and cock smaller means that I should take them because of my massive member.
Fcuk some Realsurfers are so fcuking stupid.
![Rolling Eyes :roll:](./images/smilies/icon_rolleyes.gif)
yes, please start taking them Bluff Bad ... because you are a massive member ...
Posted: Sun Dec 07, 2008 7:19 pm
by oldman
Don't forget realsurf's answer to 'Grumpy old Men', aka things I hate (largest chapter running to 140 odd pages)
+ a dissertation from Clif on male groups, surfers, metrosexuality etc.
+ surfing and beer, with special advice from Lucky Al and Wanderer.
Posted: Sun Dec 07, 2008 10:17 pm
by Buff_Brad
Surfin Turf wrote:Buff_Brad wrote:The joke Chillin was that because steriods allegedly make your balls and cock smaller means that I should take them because of my massive member.
Fcuk some Realsurfers are so fcuking stupid.
![Rolling Eyes :roll:](./images/smilies/icon_rolleyes.gif)
yes, please start taking them Bluff Bad ... because you are a massive member ...
Silly surfin you made a typo ..... it's not "are" it's "have". I didn't think you were actually one of the dumbasses but then again......
Oh you meant I'm a massive dick!
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Well yeah I don't really need to take em because I'm cut but then again ........ maybe my ego/dick could be brought down a size or three I guess.......I just feel it's all too easy on here - lightweight city and all.
book
Posted: Mon Dec 08, 2008 2:47 am
by Faniel
What abiut the'only post if yuo drnuk thread'
problem is it so hard to find,
and u so drunk u quickly give up and go to bed.
Posted: Mon Dec 08, 2008 5:55 am
by Grooter
Wanderer must be having a day off
Posted: Mon Dec 08, 2008 9:12 am
by Surfin Turf
Buff_Brad wrote:Surfin Turf wrote:yes, please start taking them Bluff Bad ... because you are a massive member ...
Silly surfin you made a typo ..... .
so I did, my apologies, thanks for pointing that out ... I meant to write ...
F'ck Off Bluff Bad ...
Posted: Mon Dec 08, 2008 10:01 am
by Buff_Brad
Surfin Turf wrote:Buff_Brad wrote:Surfin Turf wrote:yes, please start taking them Bluff Bad ... because you are a massive member ...
Silly surfin you made a typo ..... .
so I did, my apologies, thanks for pointing that out ... I meant to write ...
F'ck Off Bluff Bad ...
Is that all ya got?
Pathetic.
Posted: Mon Dec 08, 2008 10:11 am
by Surfin Turf
Buff_Brad wrote:
Is that all ya got?
Pathetic.
yes , and I am happy to be pathetic because I get to tell you to f'ck off ...
f'ck off ...
Posted: Mon Dec 08, 2008 10:23 am
by Buff_Brad
Surfin Turf wrote:Buff_Brad wrote:
Is that all ya got?
Pathetic.
yes , and I am happy to be pathetic because I get to tell you to f'ck off ...
f'ck off ...
Admitting you are pathetic is rather......
pathetic.
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Posted: Mon Dec 08, 2008 12:57 pm
by Revolution