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Re: Snapper riffing

Post by el rancho » Tue Mar 05, 2013 1:10 pm

Donweather wrote:Snapper doesn't have a great history of goofies making it into nor winning the final.

it's not snapper this year.
not much really going on for the natural footers, it's only a bit over head high, not too fast, no barrels.
I was watching wilko surfing yesterday arvo before I went back out.
he was tearing the shit out of greenmount.
getting upside down, blowing the lip apart.

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Re: Snapper riffing

Post by Donweather » Tue Mar 05, 2013 2:15 pm

Does anyone know of an alternative web address/link to watch it live as my work seems to have blocked the quiky live feed?

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Re: Snapper riffing

Post by el rancho » Tue Mar 05, 2013 2:35 pm

http://www.livesurftv.com/?quiksilverpr ... ve-webcast

might work for you

they seem to just grab the whole quik format though

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Re: Snapper riffing

Post by Donweather » Tue Mar 05, 2013 2:41 pm

Thanks ER, but it still comes up with the same error!!!

Wilko is on fire!!!

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Re: Snapper riffing

Post by brendo » Tue Mar 05, 2013 5:40 pm

offshore1 wrote:
Nick Carroll wrote:Perhaps that ass is the reason she couldn't be bothered figuring out her surfboard.

What was that word ronny used, ah yes, ubiquitous, Alana Blanchard's ass is ubiquitous, and I reckon it is just a teeny bit boring.


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I'm not bored.
an hour with that ass, and id post the outcome in the brown wings thread......

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Re: Snapper riffing

Post by Yuke Hunt » Tue Mar 05, 2013 7:16 pm

Nick Carroll wrote:Alana Blanchard is young enough to be your daughter and she (and the co's who sponsor her) is using the above as a sales tool.

She's a good surfer but ya wouldn't know it eh. It's playing a v secondary role in most of your heads. Whoever Alana really is, you're not gonna see it. Blinded by the ass.
Although some previous posts pretty much prove Nicks position more than valid ... I'd like to make an assumption ... giggle giggle giggle he said arse-umption. But seriously folks ... the whim-of-mans tour has been locked in the basement of professional surfing for an eternity ... fed scraps and only let out to exercise when conditions were deemed less than contestable for the fellas.
Layne Beachley won six world titled ... six world titles ... thats six world titles for frock-wearing sake ... with bugger all backing from the big three. She was treated as a pariah for much of that career ... not by her peers but by the industry she endorsed by default.
I can't blame the new crew for looking elsewhere to cement their financial future. The surf industry on a whole are jettisoning sponsored baggage at a rate not seen before. Its not rocket lettuce to figure out that being a girl doesn't cut the mustard unless you can bring something to the table. Get off the table Mabel the moneys for the drinks.
Gone are the days when your average joe was a better surfer than the top girls ... these sheilas can out-surf most blokes ... hands down ... they're talented and attractive ... and they want to achieve.
If wearing a bikini gives them a leg up ... so be it.
They need more sponsorship dollars ... its not coming from the industry ... if cosmetic companies or heaven forbid one of the heavy weight tampon touters want to toss them some dollars ... it can only be a good thing ... cant it. It would be interesting to see Libra and Redbull fighting it out wing to wing.
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Re: Snapper riffing

Post by oldman » Tue Mar 05, 2013 9:48 pm

Nick Carroll wrote:Alana Blanchard is young enough to be your daughter and she (and the co's who sponsor her) is using the above as a sales tool.
That thought definitely goes through my head when I find myself lingering a little too long. Nothing wrong with her ass, just my age.
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Re: Snapper riffing

Post by Yuke Hunt » Tue Mar 05, 2013 10:19 pm

Rockin' Ron wrote:Think Layne won seven...ask her...she'll tell you.
I stand corrected ... seven world titles ... seven ... thats seven ... its quite a few.
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Re: Snapper riffing

Post by Donweather » Tue Mar 05, 2013 10:25 pm

Holy Toledo!!!! That kid pulled off a pretty impressive maneuver in his heat, noting that the wind was behind him as well!!!

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Re: Snapper riffing

Post by Cuttlefish » Wed Mar 06, 2013 6:43 am

brendo wrote:
offshore1 wrote:
Nick Carroll wrote:Perhaps that ass is the reason she couldn't be bothered figuring out her surfboard.

What was that word ronny used, ah yes, ubiquitous, Alana Blanchard's ass is ubiquitous, and I reckon it is just a teeny bit boring.


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I'm not bored.
an hour with that ass, and id post the outcome in the brown wings thread......
No idea how to embed You tube clips but here's Alana showing us that she know's how to pick a good bikini whilst also creating a new girls surfing term, "cranking".
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iEhm6lqgjcU
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Re: Snapper riffing

Post by petulance » Wed Mar 06, 2013 7:44 am

Cuttlefish wrote: No idea how to embed You tube clips but here's Alana showing us that she know's how to pick a good bikini whilst also creating a new girls surfing term, "cranking".
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iEhm6lqgjcU
Well now that you have got the ball rolling ...

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Re: Snapper riffing

Post by dUg » Wed Mar 06, 2013 8:07 am

If I might divert attention away from Alana's lower ladyprizes for just a moment, what do ya think of Sandy?

http://www.news.com.au/national-news/lo ... 6591063054

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Re: Snapper riffing

Post by crabmeat thompson » Wed Mar 06, 2013 8:56 am

Sandra might deliver 6-8 Kirra.

Or she might get drunk, stumble down the coast and fcuk shit up in a alcoholic rage.
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Re: Snapper riffing

Post by alakaboo » Wed Mar 06, 2013 10:05 am

Any chance you could get on a flight to the Solomons or New Caledonia, Braithy?
That should get the cyclone to stall in roughly the right place.

I predict big things from Sandy, swell-wise.
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Re: Snapper riffing

Post by PeepeelaPew » Wed Mar 06, 2013 1:13 pm

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Re: Snapper riffing

Post by steve shearer » Wed Mar 06, 2013 1:19 pm

good question, Parko is fuming, he wants on.
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Re: Snapper riffing

Post by lusito » Wed Mar 06, 2013 1:38 pm

Called off and all I can see are most probably all the pros in the lineup absolutely destroying waves that seem to roll on forever. What gives Jake? Surely good enough for Round 2 ffs..

Frustrated - dejavu Fiji anyone?

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Re: Snapper riffing

Post by Lolo » Wed Mar 06, 2013 2:32 pm

steve shearer wrote:good question, Parko is fuming, he wants on.
Yeah that's kinda weird they didn't get out there. Bird in the hand and all that..

Modelling for soon to be Sandra is still all over the shop isn't it? Or are they counting on it delivering the goods already?

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