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Post by loco4olas » Sun Aug 10, 2008 3:46 pm

wanto wrote:
southyboys wrote:
wanto wrote:yeah matt.
who the f**k is matt?
southyboys wrote:
wanto wrote:yeah matt.
who the f**k is matt?
you are you, matt.

ps ever heard the one about the empty vessel?
Now I'm confused-I thought I was Matt?

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Post by Felix » Sun Aug 10, 2008 7:17 pm

loco4olas wrote:
wanto wrote:
southyboys wrote:
wanto wrote:yeah matt.
who the f**k is matt?
southyboys wrote:
wanto wrote:yeah matt.
who the f**k is matt?
you are you, matt.

ps ever heard the one about the empty vessel?
Now I'm confused-I thought I was Matt?
Yes, but beyond affirmation or negation, who are you really?

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Post by southyboys » Sun Aug 10, 2008 7:53 pm

Felix wrote:I don't consider myself a regular and have no personal relationship with anyone here ... although I did know a number of the posters in years gone by.

I don't come from Mona Vale, I come from North Steyne, although I no longer live there.

I have a number of children and have had more women than you've had breakfasts.

I have had a few run-ins with BB on this board. We have an unspoken agreement that because you are such a prawnhead, we will tackle our personal animosities at a later time.

In my younger years I was not averse to giving the odd knuckle sandwich to big-noters such as yourself. However, age and an increasingly poor win/loss ratio has cured me of that. Luckily my sons are bigger and tougher than me.

I don't keep a diary. As a professional writer with early onset self-inflicted dementia, I live in the Zen of now.

I am not illiterate. In fact, I am rather well educated and professionally successful.

Due to the nature of my work I do spend an inordinate amount of time online. I relieve the boredom by having some fun at Realsurf and other sites.

I am naturally witty ... and it's always got me into trouble.

I am now a kook ... but wasn't always that way .. unlike yourself ... who will never get to experience what I have, at the level I have.

Now, about your obvious emotional and psychological problems ...
you preety much summed up what i was saying
your an old illiterate kook with dementia who lives on his computer
and mate i couldn't give sh!t what you and buff brad do togethor hes a gym buff fa66ot whos nose is that far up his own ring he cant see.

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Post by southyboys » Sun Aug 10, 2008 7:56 pm

puurri wrote:jeez mate,

yer bein' kind to him. :evil:
who the fudge are you mate?
beat it back to cooge you doosch

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Post by southyboys » Sun Aug 10, 2008 8:03 pm

Ringmaster wrote:Deary Deary me, Southy :roll:

You're (that's right....in the 2nd person, it's not your :lol: ) a speck of flyshit on my windscreen :lol:

Only a sad, ostracised, talentless piece of shit would spew out the vomit that your posts are synonymous with :wink: (sorry.....you're probably REALLY confused now :lol: )

I reckon it'd be a safe bet that you're always down the bottom of the pecking order WHEREVER you 'surf' (probly a booger) which would explain your tough, no holds barred, abuse on here. Yer a f##kin kook and I bet you've got a glass jaw to match.......F##KWIT :twisted:
mate i would rip the sh!t out of you in any conditions.
and stop using smileys hey there fcuking gay you look like a retarded 5 yr old with sh!t for brains.

im sure your the king pin in the order whenever you paddle out amongst the touros in one foot slop.
FADDDDDEEEEEE!!!!!

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Post by southyboys » Sun Aug 10, 2008 8:08 pm

Buff_Brad wrote:
southyboys wrote:Go Fist Yourself
I'd rather fist you sheepy- it will be good for you pal. Preparation for your incarceration (that means time in gaol shit-for-brains) "aye". :roll:
nice post buff brad
but try to use your own calls next time im sure i already told you this but nothing seems to get through you meathead skull
and quit the smileys there fcuking lame
change your pic too no-one else wants to know you punch arse.

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Post by southyboys » Sun Aug 10, 2008 8:08 pm

Buff_Brad wrote:
southyboys wrote:Go Fist Yourself
I'd rather fist you sheepy- it will be good for you pal. Preparation for your incarceration (that means time in gaol shit-for-brains) "aye". :roll:
nice post buff brad
but try to use your own calls next time im sure i already told you this but nothing seems to get through you meathead skull
and quit the smileys there fcuking lame
change your pic too no-one else wants to know you punch arse.

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Post by southyboys » Sun Aug 10, 2008 8:11 pm

collnarra wrote:southy: stop being such a troll. it's painful to watch.

cheers,

Col.
eat my sh!t
go back to the roy mate

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Post by southyboys » Sun Aug 10, 2008 8:16 pm

silvafish wrote:bet ya a block of wax southie your chopping hydro and the old orchy is next to your keyboard........waiting
due to the fact that im not a hopeless downer i dont smoke and if you still do with the information being thrust into our faces everywhere you would be a fool.

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Post by Felix » Sun Aug 10, 2008 8:16 pm

southyboys wrote:
wanto wrote:yeah matt.
who the f**k is matt?
It's you.

It seems a long way for you to travel every day. From south of wherever, all the way to Ingleside. Perhaps the 2.30pm with KK at Mona Vale Retrovision is just down the road for you. You could give him a flogging over lunch and still be back in time to plan your next wedding or bar mitzvah.

Wanto pegged you from the start.

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Post by southyboys » Sun Aug 10, 2008 8:19 pm

wanto wrote:
southyboys wrote:
wanto wrote:yeah matt.
who the f**k is matt?
southyboys wrote:
wanto wrote:yeah matt.
who the f**k is matt?
you are you, matt.

ps ever heard the one about the empty vessel?
sorry to dissapoint you but im not actually matt and i have no idea who matt is.

and i dont know what your tripping on about empty vessels?.

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Post by Felix » Sun Aug 10, 2008 8:26 pm

southyboys wrote:
wanto wrote:
southyboys wrote:
wanto wrote:yeah matt.
who the f**k is matt?
southyboys wrote:
wanto wrote:yeah matt.
who the f**k is matt?
you are you, matt.

ps ever heard the one about the empty vessel?
sorry to dissapoint you but im not actually matt and i have no idea who matt is.

and i dont know what your tripping on about empty vessels?.
So, Kerry Hayes is your mother?

Good lookin' girl. I hope you got her looks ... 'coz you certainly didn't get her brains!

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Post by Beanpole » Sun Aug 10, 2008 9:33 pm

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
This just gets better and better.
Cheers Matt.

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Post by Nick Carroll » Mon Aug 11, 2008 9:55 am

southyboys wrote:
collnarra wrote:southy: stop being such a troll. it's painful to watch.

cheers,

Col.
eat my sh!t
go back to the roy mate
You're done, Matt.

You just slagged off the moderator.

Wait till your employer finds out about this thread.

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Post by loco4olas » Mon Aug 11, 2008 10:07 am

Awww-c'mon don't delete Southy-there's entertainment value in morons too.

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Post by wanto » Mon Aug 11, 2008 10:12 am

i can fly higher than an eagle, he is the wind between my cheeks.

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Post by _cant_touch_this » Mon Aug 11, 2008 12:44 pm

This is priceless, keep digging southy.

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Post by Buff_Brad » Mon Aug 11, 2008 1:21 pm

southyboys wrote:
Buff_Brad wrote:
southyboys wrote:Go Fist Yourself
I'd rather fist you sheepy- it will be good for you pal. Preparation for your incarceration (that means time in gaol shit-for-brains) "aye". :roll:
nice post buff brad
but try to use your own calls next time im sure i already told you this but nothing seems to get through you meathead skull
and quit the smileys there fcuking lame
change your pic too no-one else wants to know you punch arse.
Thanks sheepy but they are my own calls pal and the emoticon is not a smiley but a rolling eyes. Now listen up charisma-bypass my pic is one of a famous Italian actor Rocco Siffredi and he's probably punched more arse than your arse will cop when you end up in the Big House.

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