Now I'm confused-I thought I was Matt?wanto wrote:southyboys wrote:who the f**k is matt?wanto wrote:yeah matt.you are you, matt.southyboys wrote:who the f**k is matt?wanto wrote:yeah matt.
ps ever heard the one about the empty vessel?
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Yes, but beyond affirmation or negation, who are you really?loco4olas wrote:Now I'm confused-I thought I was Matt?wanto wrote:southyboys wrote:who the f**k is matt?wanto wrote:yeah matt.you are you, matt.southyboys wrote:who the f**k is matt?wanto wrote:yeah matt.
ps ever heard the one about the empty vessel?
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you preety much summed up what i was sayingFelix wrote:I don't consider myself a regular and have no personal relationship with anyone here ... although I did know a number of the posters in years gone by.
I don't come from Mona Vale, I come from North Steyne, although I no longer live there.
I have a number of children and have had more women than you've had breakfasts.
I have had a few run-ins with BB on this board. We have an unspoken agreement that because you are such a prawnhead, we will tackle our personal animosities at a later time.
In my younger years I was not averse to giving the odd knuckle sandwich to big-noters such as yourself. However, age and an increasingly poor win/loss ratio has cured me of that. Luckily my sons are bigger and tougher than me.
I don't keep a diary. As a professional writer with early onset self-inflicted dementia, I live in the Zen of now.
I am not illiterate. In fact, I am rather well educated and professionally successful.
Due to the nature of my work I do spend an inordinate amount of time online. I relieve the boredom by having some fun at Realsurf and other sites.
I am naturally witty ... and it's always got me into trouble.
I am now a kook ... but wasn't always that way .. unlike yourself ... who will never get to experience what I have, at the level I have.
Now, about your obvious emotional and psychological problems ...
your an old illiterate kook with dementia who lives on his computer
and mate i couldn't give sh!t what you and buff brad do togethor hes a gym buff fa66ot whos nose is that far up his own ring he cant see.
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mate i would rip the sh!t out of you in any conditions.Ringmaster wrote:Deary Deary me, Southy
You're (that's right....in the 2nd person, it's not your ) a speck of flyshit on my windscreen
Only a sad, ostracised, talentless piece of shit would spew out the vomit that your posts are synonymous with (sorry.....you're probably REALLY confused now )
I reckon it'd be a safe bet that you're always down the bottom of the pecking order WHEREVER you 'surf' (probly a booger) which would explain your tough, no holds barred, abuse on here. Yer a f##kin kook and I bet you've got a glass jaw to match.......F##KWIT
and stop using smileys hey there fcuking gay you look like a retarded 5 yr old with sh!t for brains.
im sure your the king pin in the order whenever you paddle out amongst the touros in one foot slop.
FADDDDDEEEEEE!!!!!
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nice post buff bradBuff_Brad wrote:I'd rather fist you sheepy- it will be good for you pal. Preparation for your incarceration (that means time in gaol shit-for-brains) "aye".southyboys wrote:Go Fist Yourself
but try to use your own calls next time im sure i already told you this but nothing seems to get through you meathead skull
and quit the smileys there fcuking lame
change your pic too no-one else wants to know you punch arse.
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nice post buff bradBuff_Brad wrote:I'd rather fist you sheepy- it will be good for you pal. Preparation for your incarceration (that means time in gaol shit-for-brains) "aye".southyboys wrote:Go Fist Yourself
but try to use your own calls next time im sure i already told you this but nothing seems to get through you meathead skull
and quit the smileys there fcuking lame
change your pic too no-one else wants to know you punch arse.
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It's you.southyboys wrote:who the f**k is matt?wanto wrote:yeah matt.
It seems a long way for you to travel every day. From south of wherever, all the way to Ingleside. Perhaps the 2.30pm with KK at Mona Vale Retrovision is just down the road for you. You could give him a flogging over lunch and still be back in time to plan your next wedding or bar mitzvah.
Wanto pegged you from the start.
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sorry to dissapoint you but im not actually matt and i have no idea who matt is.wanto wrote:southyboys wrote:who the f**k is matt?wanto wrote:yeah matt.you are you, matt.southyboys wrote:who the f**k is matt?wanto wrote:yeah matt.
ps ever heard the one about the empty vessel?
and i dont know what your tripping on about empty vessels?.
So, Kerry Hayes is your mother?southyboys wrote:sorry to dissapoint you but im not actually matt and i have no idea who matt is.wanto wrote:southyboys wrote:who the f**k is matt?wanto wrote:yeah matt.you are you, matt.southyboys wrote:who the f**k is matt?wanto wrote:yeah matt.
ps ever heard the one about the empty vessel?
and i dont know what your tripping on about empty vessels?.
Good lookin' girl. I hope you got her looks ... 'coz you certainly didn't get her brains!
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Thanks sheepy but they are my own calls pal and the emoticon is not a smiley but a rolling eyes. Now listen up charisma-bypass my pic is one of a famous Italian actor Rocco Siffredi and he's probably punched more arse than your arse will cop when you end up in the Big House.southyboys wrote:nice post buff bradBuff_Brad wrote:I'd rather fist you sheepy- it will be good for you pal. Preparation for your incarceration (that means time in gaol shit-for-brains) "aye".southyboys wrote:Go Fist Yourself
but try to use your own calls next time im sure i already told you this but nothing seems to get through you meathead skull
and quit the smileys there fcuking lame
change your pic too no-one else wants to know you punch arse.
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