smnmntl wrote:Butts wrote:Revolution wrote:C'ress your a farking worse troll than you are a normal person. some dead give aways already. **** me you shit me, piss off this place was good when you were gone now its **** mince.
Dammit, wheres Cess's involvement in this
Jeez, you got the hots for her or wot
You got 'em bad buddy
yeah it's tragic isn't it, he's got a boner for her that just won't quit
I guess young dammit is learning about the old attraction-repulsion dynamic that makes inter-gender relations such a confusing business. Ya love em but ya hate em... can't live with em, not allowed to kill em...
a. this person tries to use technical terms to make em sound smarter, quite possibly used google for this.
b. this as meataxe said is lamer than lame.
Truth is about a month ago I received a PM from a C'ress a smokin hottie when i met her a few years back, who called 'out-of-the-blue' to see if I was still around. We lost track of time, chatting about the wild, romantic times we used to enjoy together. I couldn't believe it when she asked if I'd be interested in meeting up and rekindling a little of that "old magic".
"Wow!" I was flabbergasted. "I don't know if I could keep pace with you now", I said, "I'm a bit older and a bit grayer and balder than when you last saw me. Plus I don't really have the energy I used to have."
She just giggled and said she was sure I would "rise to the challenge".
"Yeah." I said. "Just so long as you don't mind a waistline that's a few inches wider these days! Not to mention my total lack of muscle tone... everything is sagging, my teeth are a bit yellowed and I am developing jowls like a Great Dane!" She laughed and told me to stop being so silly. She teased me saying that tubby, gray haired, older men were cute, and she was sure I would still be a great lover.
Anyway, she giggled and said, "I've put on a few pounds myself!"
So I told her to fuck off.
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