Its either mother or surf.

Post by **surfin39** » Tue Aug 14, 2007 2:48 pm

surfingmaster wrote: PS how do you get a picture next to your name

Go to the beach, hang around with undesirables who committ crimes like street racing and taking drugs and you'll end up with a picture next to your name .... called a police file .... listen to your mother young man ....

Post by **surfingmaster** » Tue Aug 14, 2007 2:52 pm

Im in

Post by **Shaunm** » Tue Aug 14, 2007 3:00 pm

surfingmaster wrote:Im in my mid forties and i have to get off the computer now because my mother thinks that im looking at dirty pictures.

Thought you sounded familiar???

Post by **Meataxe** » Tue Aug 14, 2007 3:02 pm

My mother is making me take three Korean-style baths per day. The constant moisture is causing all sorts of problems. Fungal problems. I'm too embarressed to go to a doctor. Does anyone know how to make my mother listen to reason? She is very set in her ways - you all know how these mothers get!

Post by **jfdi** » Tue Aug 14, 2007 3:13 pm

Shaunm, that picture is way too much information for me.

SurfingMaster, you know what you have to do. She's holding you back - do it!

Post by **oldman** » Tue Aug 14, 2007 3:16 pm

Truly you are the master of your domain, surfingmaster.

You should abjectly obey your mother, repressing all feelings until she leaves this mortal coil.

Then you should carry her voice internally with you wherever you go, continuing to suppress all evil and immoral thoughts at all times.

Good luck with that.

Post by **kreepykrawly** » Tue Aug 14, 2007 3:19 pm

It's people like surfing master that end up shooting innocent people for no reason.

Post by **Shaunm** » Tue Aug 14, 2007 4:18 pm

I think the best advise to Surfmaster would be to listen to what the voices in your head are telling you.

To get the 'pic' you need to go to your profile and you can upload an Avatar in there - you'll need to shrink it though 1st.

Post by **dreweboni** » Tue Aug 14, 2007 4:32 pm

Lie down on the kitchen floor in the feotal position, with a thumb up your cake hole and your other thumb in your mouth, and listen to enya whilst rocking back and forth, u will feel free.

Post by **Shaunm** » Tue Aug 14, 2007 4:52 pm

Thought the cake hole was the mouth??

Post by **Mr_momo_32** » Tue Aug 14, 2007 5:32 pm

how olds your mum...
havn't you been surfing all your life? and being 40 arnt you over the drunk and alchaholic stages?

Post by **stoive** » Tue Aug 14, 2007 5:44 pm

you could turn on your mother, threaten her menacingly and stand up for yourself.Are you gonna let yo momma boss yo around fo the rest of yo life?

Post by **jose** » Tue Aug 14, 2007 6:16 pm

i think your conditons call principleskinnerism

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