Where did you surf today ?

[BA]

I surfed it nude, which was fine for a hr or so.

I gotta ask. Don’t your pubes get ripped out? Or are you a baldy down there too.

[steve shearer]

I'm paddling the board, not dry humping it.

[buddy]

BA’s used to that MRs Palmer’s cool and cold water wax.

[BA]

I'm paddling the board, not dry humping it.

You’re still laying on it aren’t you?

[BA]

BA’s used to that MRs Palmer’s cool and cold water wax.

Exactly. Sticky as fuck.

[PeepeelaPew]

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[PeepeelaPew]

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[Beanpole]

Not to mention board rash on the knob. That’s why I could never understand chicks surfing in g strings. Your arse would get rashed to buggery.

[steve shearer]

I couldn't even imagine surfing nude. The dreads and tangles I'd create in my hairy arse ensuring enough zinc that my lily white bumskin doesn't turn lobster ...

UV index mate.

Still 4 at 9am.

[PeepeelaPew]

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[Beanpole]

Condom.

[steve shearer]

Full moon at that time?

eh, do you not understand UV index?

From the BOM.

"UV levels change throughout the year in line with the seasons. The highest exposure levels are experienced in the summer months, and the lowest levels in the winter months. "

I bolded the important words for you.

[swvic]

Vitamin D. D for Dick

Exposure levels. Lol

[buddy]

I try to use sunscreen at a bare minimum.
ie surfing in the middle of the day in summer I’ll have to use it.
Rest of the time I’ll use nothing, surf outside the most brutal hours or T-shirt barrier with a bit of surf mud on the face.

[steve shearer]

I don't use it much, if at all, during winter.

Every day in summer.

[Pants]

I pretty much wear 2ml long arm short leg all warmer months. Sunscreen on the face of course.

[Beanpole]

Classic spring conditions and zippery little runners before the high tide ate them up.

[The Mighty Sunbird]

Except it’s not spring