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Since our epic 3 month double underhead flat spell down the Ottsway, I have decided that a partial human sacrifice will be needed to bring up swell.
Virgins and volcanoes are non existent here.
So a human sacrifice installment plan is offered.
On the second of October I am offering a slightly used piece of my internal anatomy to Huey.
As recovery from the removal of said piece is about 3 weeks please avail yourselves of the coming swell.
Letters of appreciation may include donations in cash or kind.
I intend to re-enter the water after the 24th of October hopefully there will be remnants left, both of the surf and me.

Enjoy

Strewth Mate.
Hope everything goes OK.

I'm not sure about October, nor a SE NSW swell alert, but late Sept and a serious W/SW swell alert for back to back systems for the west coast of NZ certainly looks on the cards over the coming 7-9 days!!!

The human sacrifice charts are cranking up, one chart is suggesting a 12ft due south swell coinciding with knife time.
I sort of accept that ( grudgingly) as it will only begin to seek landfall near Ulladulla.
It will be Mocktober for me!