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Can't help myself. Calling any object which is double overhead, 4-6ft is just fucking ludicrous. Regardless of how many people and "authorities" do it. One of the previous times we’ve had this discussion, I posted up a long boarder on a shitty little wave that both you and beanpole agreed was two f...

Are you this much of a tit in real life, womble?

foamy wrote: ↑

Wed Dec 27, 2023 9:03 pm

You could give the development a soaring sea bird motif and call it Shearer’s Shag.

Shearer’s Blowjob would be more historically accurate

Shearer’s Drive?

Shearer’s Reach?

“Shearer’s Leap, an exclusive development of 3 and 4 bed executive detached homes for the mature surfer looking to put down roots in the boutique coastal village of Lennox Head. Sydney is just 18 relaxing minutes away, so you can hit the curl in the morning, crush that deal at lunch and be home on t...

It’s gotta sting if you’re steve. You finally - finally - get admitted to what you see as the inner sanctum after years of patiently tapping on the door. You get your chance to write a handful of surfboard puff pieces; you feel the thrill of the baksheesh that makes the corporate surfing world go ro...

I’m still using my 20yr old atomic beta ride 11.20s.

jimmy wrote: ↑

Sat Nov 11, 2023 12:08 am

They say most heat escapes from your head. Assuming that losing half of it from a shark would help with that process.

‘They’ are wrong

Maybe go 4/3 instead of 3/2? n of 1, of course, but I’ve noticed that being warm in a decent 4/3 means I can take my boots off when the water gets to 13 or 14 degrees. It does feel superficially chilly but never bone deep freezing

No photographer out on the 6-10ft days?

It's fine. You've got older, your physical conditioning has fallen off a cliff and you're trying to spend your way out of a hole, ignoring the sensible side of your brain that's whispering "it's all bullshit" and gorging on the Kool Aid instead. Happens to the best of us

Yamamoto has been around, largely unremarked upon, forever. Don’t be swayed by this outbreak of cultish behaviour, BA. You’re better than that

It’s the new magnesium

…and loofy has got even fatter since he moved to Avalon. Plus ca change etc Hang on the fcuk! You’re shïtting me? Could he be anymore of an English cliché - Bondi to Avalon? He’d have way more cred if he moved from Bondage to Albion Park Rail. God Save, I see you showed respect and changed your mon...

You will notice that Beanpole has retired, aj. He has also fallen out with a number of people, some of whom have blocked him and others that are just pretending to have. I’ll leave you to make your own assumptions as to how that is playing out. daryl is still fighting the good covid fight, so if you...

Mate, you’ve been peddling that line for years. The quote from Nick Carroll outing you as a fatty is below. We all saw it, we all know you’re a disgusting fat fuck but we accept you for who you are. Ha we pulled up to a little right hander and a nearby resort boat was there. There was a bit of surf ...

Where’s your nearest non-terrible surf option, beans?