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Bugs took Australian surfing to the rest of the world with his talent and attitudein in Hawaii.
In his honour they erected an illuminated statue of him at Pipeline.
They ended up removing it.
Seems the locals kept punching its lights out.

Not cats.
But maybe quite partial to a bit of drunken pussy.

Hard not to have a soft on for the big fella ......Nicholas? But seriously, I must concur with you wholeheartedly. Whilst the rest of the dream tour are off sooking or trying to drown themselves. Big Bede is putting in the hard yards. He finished strongly last year and is going to do so again this ...

This is the end Bradley, you raging old queer No more correspondance with you, I hope this is clear. I'm writing this slowly to assist you in reading It is clear that you suffer from generations of inbreeding. Somewhat disappointing; I was looking forward to the battle But jousting with you is more ...

Dear Bradley I can see your favorite pastime is checking other peoples spelling Its an obvious fact that yourself short you are selling. Please try and be cleverer with future remarks Your other favorite pastime is visiting toilets in parks. Now I won't lower myself further with more referances sexu...

Hey Buffy thanks for pointing out my spelling mistake But I fixed it like you did with a second take. And this troll thing you keep repeating wasn't even your idea We've talked about plagiarization; I thought I made that quite clear. As for the some kind of pseudo intellectual grammatical remarks Th...

Dear Bradly here we go again; let the beating begin You can't win a fight when you lead with your chin. Firstly you are a hypocrite and totaly inconsistant Can you actually read, you brain dead literary dissident? Secondly and I quote you, even if I was gay I agree with you BB so put it away. Thirdl...

Bradley, now you sadden me time after time Your infantile behavior, although its not a crime Proves your are delusional, but really thats fine If digging holes for yourself is a favorite pastime You edited the post, it says so in the last line I should'nt even dignify you with another rhyme. The lin...

This topic has moved at a considerable rate But now I'm sparing with Buff Brad and he's just a light weight. Slow and stupid....yes excessively dumb None of us would talk with him if we weren't screwing his mum. You see what I mean my comments are getting quite low. So like juvinile fish its time to...

Oh Buff Brad you put your foot in it time after time Endless ammunition for my to rhyme. Your sister and girlfriend are they one and the same? Incest...... hey BB its a family game. This subject has segued if somewhat symbiotic And you Butt Bradley are rarely on topic. Settle down pretty boy, don't ...

Oh dinosaur you hurt me, that cut straight to my heart A troll I am not, just go back to the start. That post was in humor, although somewhat low And in the case of BB, well he threw the first blow. I'll try and be nice, stay on topic and rhyme Hope you can forgive me when I step out of line. Last n...

Apologies to Bumfluff, my writing was sloppy
The word has been replaced in an edited copy.

Hey Buffy you disappoint me, your response was lame Please raise the bar if you want to play this game. Plagarizing other peoples comments is lazy at best And again you bring up homosexuality, who would have guessed. It must be a topic you hold close to your heart Can you smell semen whenever you fa...

Hello Buffles and thanks for joining in It took you a while now we can begin. So my poetry isn't perfect and sometimes it falls But to stand out from the crowd it takes quite big balls. The sights set on you now, OK numb nuts No wonder its so easy to hate your guts. Stay with me boof head as I conti...

Mustkillmulloway wants me to write about lizards Namely skinks in Tasmania surviving blizards. They live on a rock thirty miles from land And have even been blamed for the death of a man. It's a touchy subject so don't get me wrong I would hate to be guilty of upsetting Fong. A storm in a teacup is ...

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OK point taken, yes that line stunk
I've fixed it, happy now?
I must have been drunk.

Mr Carroll may I quote you "Fong you are all time last time I ever take you to task...even on Russsell" Thats fine. Who cares about Russell with the double S and double L We want to see poetry from a journoalist who can spell. And Dinosaur "mmmmm average try harder next time" For crying out loud you...

Hello Dug, my crazy little plasticine friend As correct as you are that this post will end. It's a long way from dead and thats not suprising I'm just hitting my straps and my Mojo is rising. The river runs deep with verses aplenty The gauntlet was cast and I have to reach twenty. Now Gumby I'd like...