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Hey guys, I'm hoping someone can help. My pain relief tablets don't work and I'm in constant pain. It ranges from "bloody hell which mule kicked me in the arse and gave me a dead leg" to " breathtaking all consuming fu;&7ing agony" I'm after a natural painkiller grown in the ground. If I'm to last ...

Trev wrote:And loofy. This links to the front page of Realsurf. Go easy on the language, please.

Do you still have the ban-stick handy?

Asking for a friend.

Trev wrote:^
Your argument falls down on the sports, sunny.
NSW has the WRC, which trumps all of the ones you listed.

Well I bet Vic (or maybe you guys up north should) steal it away

it's the closest australia comes to a true cultural hub ... and none of that quasi sydney shit-cutlure mongs here espouse. but it's a true cultural experience. inner city and the immediate surrounding areas are full of acceptance for fellow humans, the best food and drink and variety of both in all...

channels wrote:How big is 9 foot on the Iggy scale?

23.7479872 ft.

jimmy wrote:9ft lol.

Pursuit happines with diligence

Double lol!

This place has the best credentials in the business :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D Stop it Larry, you're killing me. A one beach surf report. An occasional "general" surf forecast. A forum full of people more suited to Callan Park hospital for the insane. NC left, along with many of the good forum m...

Larry wrote:What beats me is that you blokes give no slack ... If Don snapped this forum off tomorrow you'd have to get back to work.

Fixt

Larry wrote:Sounds like you've got nowhere else to go but eat at Don's table, sunny lad.

I've donated several times over the years dear Larry, so please don't attempt to lecture me.

Have you ever thought about graduating to a stand up Sunny? Here's something you don't know Steven. I started on a standup as a ~10 year old - with an uncle of mine who is heavily involved in Surfing NSW. But my best mate who got one of the original Morey Boogieboards in the mid 80's sealed it for ...

Braithy wrote:
yeah, nah.

she ain't got time for no poncey boogieboarder mate.

she likes real men.

That's funny cos she called me horrendous too!

Horrendously well endowed were the words she uttered if I remember correctly

woah! ... and i was only just thinking of Nufink n Go being the last one out of here for dissing Don, amongst other misdemeanours.. Hey Skip, Might want to go back through every ToTY thread (and various others) since the 12G debarcle - I know it's easy for you cunce to forget when it's convenient )...

Hold the fcuking phone. Our resdident doomsday prepper and buyer of all things silver... Rides a bodyboard? This is delicious. Yep. Iggy would have got a shock if they'd ever made that moonlight surf at Dee Why happen. Actually Trev, we did meet up down at Dee Why last year. Iggy's a good bloke, wo...

Braithy wrote:Hold the fcuking phone.

Our resdident doomsday prepper and buyer of all things silver... Rides a bodyboard?

This is delicious.

Yep, and when I'm not riding a bodyboard, I ride your missues - she loves it when i drop in

Larry wrote:Wouldn't mind seeing a pic of Sunstroke cutting back ... that could be a laugh.

It would be Laz - usually I was in the barrel or taking off over the falls like on this little one

Sure, go ahead, walk me through it. Come on let's be honest here Laz, Realsurf is not. going. places. :( Not today, not tomorrow, next week or next year. Compared to Swellnet, Coastalwatch & all the other professional surfing websites, RS would be at the bottom of the list - more of an amateur / ni...

Larry wrote:2,119 posts and that's the best you can do?

Why bother putting any effort in when the message is on point

Do you want me to walk you through it?

Larry wrote:I'm just the ideas guy.

Better come up with better ideas then