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by steve shearer
Fri Mar 12, 2010 11:42 am
Forum: General surf discussion
Topic: How will the Hi-fi surfers fare at Bells?
Replies: 38
Views: 9670

Re: How will the Hi-fi surfers fare at Bells?

That green board was made for small waves on the North Coast...... I was thinking more a 7"5" Brewer. Something I could sit out about 20 yards from a rabid pack of pros, industry stooges and new deal journos, hungover as a mule and pick up a set wave on. You'd have to tag Jordy, Parko and Bede as ha...
by steve shearer
Fri Mar 12, 2010 8:35 am
Forum: General surf discussion
Topic: How will the Hi-fi surfers fare at Bells?
Replies: 38
Views: 9670

Re: How will the Hi-fi surfers fare at Bells?

Well, fcuk the hi-fi surfers....after seeing the Messiah sipping from a VB stubbie the other day all my illusions have been shattered...VB???? Dane prolly pocketed, oh, 50K for last weeks work at Snapper and he's drinking VB? What I would like to know is what are the hacks going to ride at Bells? NC...
by steve shearer
Wed Mar 10, 2010 2:21 pm
Forum: Shortboarders only!
Topic: Ripping off Dane Reynolds.
Replies: 109
Views: 36642

Re: Ripping off Dane Reynolds.

Had a few surfs on her now (can't say "it"....can you?). First in atrocious 1-2ft high tide onshore Lenny Point....just a paddle really, and it paddles well....a freakin 5"10" mind you ( I remember coming back from Hawaii and thinking "im never gunna be able to ride a board under seven foot again......
by steve shearer
Mon Mar 08, 2010 8:35 pm
Forum: General surf discussion
Topic: Shearer at the Quick Pro
Replies: 98
Views: 19141

Re: Shearer at the Quick Pro

Imagine if they let em call the webcast I would actually agree to do a webcast on credit if it involved being able to mock Shearer's incredible bulbous head and ludicrously wispy beard to a worldwide audience. Not only is he the funniest surf journo since Jarratt, he is also the ugliest. For those ...
by steve shearer
Fri Mar 05, 2010 7:33 pm
Forum: General surf discussion
Topic: Shearer at the Quick Pro
Replies: 98
Views: 19141

Re: Shearer at the Quick Pro

Fingering my brocolli seedlings, fondling a new board........drinking beer and trying to figure out what the fcuk went on.

So far the lights are on but nobody is home.(euphemistically, of course)
by steve shearer
Fri Mar 05, 2010 3:55 pm
Forum: Shortboarders only!
Topic: Ripping off Dane Reynolds.
Replies: 109
Views: 36642

Re: Ripping off Dane Reynolds.

got it in hand. Donth ink Ive ever been so excited about riding a surfboard. It feels veery sexy and lively under the arm, more moderne than 80's but with a speedy planshape. The rocker is perfect, with a late nose flip looking just right. The handfoiled fibreglass fins from Phil Way were a special ...
by steve shearer
Wed Mar 03, 2010 7:41 pm
Forum: Shortboarders only!
Topic: Ripping off Dane Reynolds.
Replies: 109
Views: 36642

Re: Ripping off Dane Reynolds.

Aggh...went there yesterday and Phil was shut.
Didn't get back till after dark tonight.
Spewin.
Will try and grab tomoz.
Busting to get my paws on it.
by steve shearer
Wed Mar 03, 2010 7:24 pm
Forum: General surf discussion
Topic: Jeremy Flores outburst accusing the asp of racism
Replies: 15
Views: 3518

Re: Jeremy Flores outburst accusing the asp of racism

I am all over this Tim.
This is going to be massive.
Seriously.
by steve shearer
Wed Mar 03, 2010 3:09 pm
Forum: General surf discussion
Topic: Shearer at the Quick Pro
Replies: 98
Views: 19141

Re: Shearer at the Quick Pro

"Oh holy one of the highest enlightened order, what is the track in your 'Sagres 4 Ever' clip?" It's been bugging me for ages as it's a bloody great tune and I can't find out. Any other question that could be asked is just fluff and of no consequence. This is your mission ... please. OK I got in th...
by steve shearer
Tue Mar 02, 2010 10:04 pm
Forum: General surf discussion
Topic: Shearer at the Quick Pro
Replies: 98
Views: 19141

Re: Shearer at the Quick Pro

yeah we did ..thanks for the concern.
Wife was in tears all night.

Some kind soul found her getting attacked by magpies and rescued her.
Rang the local vet today who I had called early in the morning.

Happy ending.
Pippy came home.
by steve shearer
Tue Mar 02, 2010 12:03 pm
Forum: General surf discussion
Topic: Quiksilver Pro Gold Coast presented by Land Rover
Replies: 102
Views: 18757

Re: Quiksilver Pro Gold Coast presented by Land Rover

Here's my take on Dane's first heat via video.
This is every wave he caught in the heat.

Pls listen with headphones on for the best effect.

http://www.swellnet.com.au/videos
by steve shearer
Tue Mar 02, 2010 11:56 am
Forum: General surf discussion
Topic: Quiksilver Pro Gold Coast presented by Land Rover
Replies: 102
Views: 18757

Re: Quiksilver Pro Gold Coast presented by Land Rover

I saw that ride of Craig's. In the flesh those turns looked weak and uncommitted...the barrel was well woven but not very critical....the finishing turn he got hung up on. If anything was underscored it was Blake Ainsworth's clean as a whistle opening turn aerial Seeing as the likes of Dane and Jord...
by steve shearer
Tue Mar 02, 2010 10:45 am
Forum: General surf discussion
Topic: Quiksilver Pro Gold Coast presented by Land Rover
Replies: 102
Views: 18757

Re: Quiksilver Pro Gold Coast presented by Land Rover

Watched Dane and Blake Thornton heat and bugger me if they didnt surf fairly identical waves where dane got 7's and Blake got 5's. The waves might have been identical ... but the surfing wasn't. A primer for our RSurfer contest fans -- beyond the ASP's admirable new criteria (written by the way by ...
by steve shearer
Mon Mar 01, 2010 9:54 pm
Forum: General surf discussion
Topic: Quiksilver Pro Gold Coast presented by Land Rover
Replies: 102
Views: 18757

Re: Quiksilver Pro Gold Coast presented by Land Rover

^^ Reynolds timing looked fractionally out. But he was still able to muscle his way through critical turns, to go with his tuberides. Hence the decent scores. if he really hits his straps, look out. I think you may be right Tiges. That was his first surf on that board! I filmed each and evry one of...
by steve shearer
Mon Mar 01, 2010 7:50 pm
Forum: General surf discussion
Topic: Shearer at the Quick Pro
Replies: 98
Views: 19141

Re: Shearer at the Quick Pro

I wish.
Got home and had to spend the next coupla hours looking for my missing Parrot.

She's an albino and she talks if anyone see her.
Answers to the name of Pippy.
by steve shearer
Mon Mar 01, 2010 10:35 am
Forum: General surf discussion
Topic: Shearer at the Quick Pro
Replies: 98
Views: 19141

Re: Shearer at the Quick Pro

well that depends whether they start dishing out the little blue pills with the "free" piss.
by steve shearer
Sun Feb 28, 2010 9:02 pm
Forum: General surf discussion
Topic: Shearer at the Quick Pro
Replies: 98
Views: 19141

Re: Shearer at the Quick Pro

should be a coupla vids up soon.
Including the entirety of Dane Reynolds first heat.

"practically independent"
hahahhahaa....Nice one Shane.

so that means that you should be getting paid but your not right?