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marcus wrote: hows the way his edge catches and sticks it. Is that his fins grabbing?

No ... the technique is to just before takeoff throw the obviously enormous nutsack out the back to create drag and hold the tail in ... do not attempt this unless you have huge balls ...

Sad news about Andy Irons ... coming soon ...

Spot on Lucky Al ... Old Baldie is the best competitive surfer in history ... there isn't going to be much of an argument there ... you could even call him the greatest ... but he ain't no Cassius Marcellus Clay Jr ... Muhammad Ali is an icon of his age ... in and out of the ring Ali dominated the h...

mmmmm, no thoughts here, oh well :wink: hhaaaaaaa :lol: you expect these mob to know about concaves they dont even know what there fins do. Forget the fins ... they ... being these mob ... obviously don't even know what their there 's do ... are still trying to figure out if boogie boarding is actu...

Under-calling wave sizes is for tools and the too cool for school crowd ... over-calling is either the domain of try-hards or kooks ... or try-hard kooks even. The Iggmysters scale reeks of the former ... although at the lower end it is reasonably close ... but as one moves into the middle and highe...

I love a cultured country … like soya milk … yogurt and goats cheese so please done label racism like some abhorrent for of disease all animals are racist … take dogs n cats n birds n fleas the ku klux klan took it a step to far … but so did the Chinese Ok enough of that dribble … Now ... Braithy … ...

Got a couple more for ya Nickel-arse ... Gnat and Midge ... the feud ... your perspective please ... :idea: And whilst on the subject ... Nat ... or should one say Gnat ... seemed to take (maybe play would be a more appropriate word) the whole country soul thing up to to another level ... even to th...

Nicholas Thank you very much for replying to my questions ... in regards to Big Simon ... can't we still call him the big brother regardless of his age in comparison to his bro's seeing as he's the biggest? Big Simes by definition can't have a big bro ... do you follow my reasoning or lack there of?...

Hi Nick ... hows things going down Newport way? ... is little Tommy still dropping in and snaking? ... speaking of TC ... has he still got the shits with one of Big Simons little bro's for piddling on his leg at a party some time back? ... how many posts to go before you leave? ... two hundred and t...

A new thread ... a new name ... here's a few suggestions ...

The Sunshine Coast chainsaw massacre.

This is not an olo ... a roy free zone.

Not all lemons are yellow.

Journey to the centre of the blank.

roys been chiseling against the grain the dry rot has infested his brain he's been thieving from Hawaiian kings stole the name of an ancient thing upset the gods you have done roy what a foolish little ring barking boy chop down the truth with your widdle axe settle down petal its time to relax take...

Pre-surf ritual ... wake up scratch nuts and ask the trouble and strife if a head job would be out of the question ... after receiving the usual (read always the same) disappointing answer ... acid tongue cold shoulder defence ... admit defeat ... get up and have a slash ... scratch nuts ... partake...

Wrote about this subject a while back in the cancer thread ... and can now say that the misgivings and problems I encountered at first have all but dissipated and I'm now quite accustomed to donning the dork hat ... Here's the original post ... Feeling rather chuffed this afternoon ... after ferreti...

A short and fairly meaningless piece of criticism ...

Lang is a coach ...

Taylor was a minibus

Dr Moreau on his island? I hear what he has managed to do in genetically blending a Mentawaian teenage girl with a Sumatran Tiger has to be seen to be believed :D Now that is some serious pussy. And your statement about passion rather than ability ... very nice ... that salt air must be doing you w...

Steve The simple answer is No. The writer must have an intrinsic understanding of their subject ... thats for sure ... but not necessarily the ability to perform the act. Such is the beast commonly referred to as journalism ... and in this scenario sports journalism. Obviously having the capability ...

Adam ... maybe they would take you a bit more seriously if you didn't advertise your navy background and stopped using a name like longingarse ...

But seriously ... go get em killer ... enjoy the journey ... wow what a fcuking great adventure.

Did someone mention comic books ...

You could use your new lure over there with great effect ... as for the surf ... its kind off down the other end with all the grapes and wine ... oh well. If its the mines your looking at working in ... what about the Queensland ones ... keep the family on the sunny coast and come home on your time ...