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by Yuke Hunt
Sat Jan 29, 2011 10:32 pm
Forum: General surf discussion
Topic: harlequin baby - where did it go?
Replies: 55
Views: 13293

Re: harlequin baby - where did it go?

tomtom ... why do persist ... :?: tomtom ... for what reason do you exist ... :?: You are by far the biggest cock smoker on this site ... bi ... a country mile ... cock head. Take your obsession with man-o-a-man love and your butt plug ...and frock off ... knob jockey. There's really something wrong...
by Yuke Hunt
Fri Jan 28, 2011 4:28 pm
Forum: General surf discussion
Topic: To Don >>>> Just A Suggestion !!!
Replies: 136
Views: 28092

Re: To Don >>>> Just A Suggestion !!!

I'd like to thank Wands for bringing back the cat ... its been so long ... thanks.

Don ... its ok ... no need to worry about the forum ... it was just lacking a cat.

Its now content and back on track.

:shock:
by Yuke Hunt
Fri Jan 28, 2011 4:21 pm
Forum: Travel & Health
Topic: King Island
Replies: 9
Views: 5072

Re: King Island

I haven't been there ... but by jeebers they make good cheeses. And some their cows are pretty tasty too. I'm sure theres waves for the wise ... 8) What time of the year are you thinking of heading down ... or is this an up-stumps and move there kind of idea ... :?: Storms ... wind ... waves and sha...
by Yuke Hunt
Wed Jan 26, 2011 9:00 am
Forum: General surf discussion
Topic: To Don >>>> Just A Suggestion !!!
Replies: 136
Views: 28092

Re: To Don >>>> Just A Suggestion !!!

Interesting thread … it segued … shuffled sideways … reached a folk in the road and now the knives are out … we've had a hissy fit and not all respondents are in agreement … yabbadabbadoo … hey Rocky watch me pull a rabbit out of my hat … whoops wrong hat … ok I'll see if I can pull a hair out of my...
by Yuke Hunt
Fri Dec 03, 2010 1:10 pm
Forum: General surf discussion
Topic: New Board - What do I get?
Replies: 54
Views: 11163

Re: New Board - What do I get?

Chappo ... it seems to me that your request has garnered a minimal amount of useful information ... but if we go through this thread with a analytically fine toothed comb ... I think the answer you are seeking may be hidden in there ... a riddle in the dribble ... so to speak. Lets look at the patte...
by Yuke Hunt
Tue Nov 23, 2010 11:03 pm
Forum: General surf discussion
Topic: localism livesl
Replies: 54
Views: 13083

Re: localism livesl

P-O-S-T-F-U ... yeah ... POSTFU Postfu if you aint part of the chosen foo Fu-Foo-Fools-n-Tools ... blind sheep Blow-ins ... not me ... not ewe Baa-baa-ba-ban-the-kooks I'm a yokel ... a vocal yokel Small minded-n-largely parochial Totally and socially inept ... with little concept Yet ... doe-eyed a...
by Yuke Hunt
Sun Nov 14, 2010 12:51 am
Forum: Shortboarders only!
Topic: Henny Penny and other lunatics
Replies: 34
Views: 13398

Re: Henny Penny and other lunatics

You wont get a happy snap … give up on that line … but keep up the judgemental surfing analogies … its your game not mine … I'm quite happy with my achievements in surfing … but thats my business … one thing you may not have noticed is I don't do the blow hard bullshit … I'll leave that to you. I am...
by Yuke Hunt
Sat Nov 13, 2010 4:29 pm
Forum: Shortboarders only!
Topic: Henny Penny and other lunatics
Replies: 34
Views: 13398

Re: Henny Penny and other lunatics

Chickens and shit? you are one hell of a lame douchbag. I was dumbing down what a foamball is for idiots like yourself. I wasnt bagging out kelly slater, i was saying he wont be able to do what some bodyboarders can. You wont ever either. its simple physics it can not be done. You are proving yours...
by Yuke Hunt
Sat Nov 13, 2010 12:43 pm
Forum: Shortboarders only!
Topic: Henny Penny and other lunatics
Replies: 34
Views: 13398

Re: Henny Penny and other lunatics

...... in one foul swoop … Apparently it is 'one fell swoop'. Or so I've been told. As in the flight of a predator bird flying/falling upon its victim. Otherwise, carry on. That is quite correct ninety nine point nine nine nine percent of the time ... but in this case the context was most definitel...
by Yuke Hunt
Sat Nov 13, 2010 8:18 am
Forum: Shortboarders only!
Topic: Henny Penny and other lunatics
Replies: 34
Views: 13398

Re: Henny Penny and other lunatics

The word KOOK was used as a reference to a remark from marcus ... its his word ... I was only returning it. Thats a lot of venomous diatribe wot ewe writ guard ... mostly meaningless drible ... infantile yet funny ... school yard style chest pumping ... my dads bigger than your dad kind of stuff ......
by Yuke Hunt
Sat Nov 13, 2010 12:06 am
Forum: Shortboarders only!
Topic: Henny Penny and other lunatics
Replies: 34
Views: 13398

Re: Henny Penny and other lunatics

Re: longboarder gets a serve by guard » Fri Nov 12, 2010 2:09 pm You got to admit, that bodyboarder in the clip did toss on a bit and seem either or maybe both overly aggressive and insecure. I mean so **** what where the other guy surfs. You can surf whereever you **** want on any day. Shit this "...
by Yuke Hunt
Fri Nov 12, 2010 11:37 pm
Forum: Shortboarders only!
Topic: Henny Penny and other lunatics
Replies: 34
Views: 13398

Re: Henny Penny and other lunatics

Damn, someone broke Womble. He aint broke ... just confused ... and disappointed ...realsurf has moved to Cuba ... oh well. Mucus has banned me from boogerville ... unjustly ... driven by insecurity. Mucus's brother has called me out ... guard ... the driveway should be re-tard ... whatever ... idi...
by Yuke Hunt
Fri Nov 12, 2010 10:37 pm
Forum: Shortboarders only!
Topic: Henny Penny and other lunatics
Replies: 34
Views: 13398

Re: Henny Penny and other lunatics

No place for the faint hearted Its a jungle out there … and here I sit smack bang in the middle of the whole shit fight … surrounded by an army of internet warriors … you know the type … the type that type tripe … and don't have to lick a stamp to post dribble. One handed console operators furiously...
by Yuke Hunt
Fri Nov 12, 2010 10:36 pm
Forum: Shortboarders only!
Topic: Henny Penny and other lunatics
Replies: 34
Views: 13398

Henny Penny and other lunatics

I've been banned from boogaloo land ... therefore I can't defend any comments I have made or been subject to ... thats pretty gay ... but any way ... Re: longboarder gets a serve by guard » Fri Nov 12, 2010 1:11 pm Womble please post some photos of you in a deep tube. Pics or shut the fuck up. guard...
by Yuke Hunt
Thu Nov 11, 2010 10:28 pm
Forum: General surf discussion
Topic: Andy Irons Dies
Replies: 354
Views: 91387

Re: Andy Irons Dies

i saw the snapper paddle out on coastalwatch. one thing i did notice. parko, occy, luke in the middle. occy wearing billabong boardies, occy bb boardies with long sleeve bb vest, luke a bb steamer. shameless advertising or what? What do you expect them to wear?? not going to wear a rivals gear or c...
by Yuke Hunt
Fri Nov 05, 2010 12:23 pm
Forum: General surf discussion
Topic: Andy Irons Dies
Replies: 354
Views: 91387

Re: Andy Irons Dies

marcus wrote: hows the way his edge catches and sticks it. Is that his fins grabbing?
No ... the technique is to just before takeoff throw the obviously enormous nutsack out the back to create drag and hold the tail in ... do not attempt this unless you have huge balls ... :shock:
by Yuke Hunt
Wed Nov 03, 2010 9:14 am
Forum: General surf discussion
Topic: Taco rhymes with Puerto Rico
Replies: 8
Views: 2626

Re: Taco rhymes with Puerto Rico

Sad news about Andy Irons ... coming soon ... :cry:
by Yuke Hunt
Mon Nov 01, 2010 8:57 am
Forum: General surf discussion
Topic: Who's Afraid of the Big, Bad Slater?
Replies: 24
Views: 8714

Re: Who's Afraid of the Big, Bad Slater?

Spot on Lucky Al ... Old Baldie is the best competitive surfer in history ... there isn't going to be much of an argument there ... you could even call him the greatest ... but he ain't no Cassius Marcellus Clay Jr ... Muhammad Ali is an icon of his age ... in and out of the ring Ali dominated the h...