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by offshore1
Thu Dec 01, 2005 6:03 am
Forum: General surf discussion
Topic: Kiwi Invasion
Replies: 15
Views: 8005

Chrisp wrote:So the consensus seems to be to give our NZ bro's sum respect!

I'm all for that........so who can we stereotype and take the piss out of? I mean other than the yanks?........its just not sport without sledging :evil:
I resemble that remark :x :wink:
by offshore1
Tue Nov 29, 2005 8:01 am
Forum: General surf discussion
Topic: pipeline masters
Replies: 14
Views: 4903

why would you watch it on coastalwatch. u wouldn't see shit, and the asp provides a sick live webcast of the event anyway i disagree :!: i rate the asp live feed of comps this year as boarderline too totally shit a 5 year old with a web cam could do better :x given the asp will never make it on t.v...
by offshore1
Tue Nov 29, 2005 7:42 am
Forum: General surf discussion
Topic: triple crown
Replies: 27
Views: 5379

Ben Bourgeois, from my hometown, advanced; :!:
Mick looked good, he advanced;
CJ looked on fire, advanced;
Pancho also ripped.
Parko's up now,

I gotta go,
I gotta get some work done!
by offshore1
Sat Nov 19, 2005 6:54 am
Forum: General surf discussion
Topic: Bluebottle Treatments
Replies: 27
Views: 10362

Meataxe wrote:Actually it looks like she's being growled out by a troll doll :lol:
:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
by offshore1
Sat Nov 19, 2005 6:10 am
Forum: General surf discussion
Topic: Bluebottle Treatments
Replies: 27
Views: 10362

:shock: THAT'S what a merkin is? But it's disgusting! It looks like some freaky african STD or something :!: I wouldn't put my lambchops anywhere near it I'm as surprised as you are, cleaver. Merkins have been alluded to here and there in these forums. Didn't think they were real, sort of thought o...
by offshore1
Thu Nov 17, 2005 1:35 am
Forum: General surf discussion
Topic: Worst surf carparks for thieves
Replies: 74
Views: 25516

Guys, snakes' last pictorialed post was an explanation of his first one to chrisb, and in no way was it referring to hawkeye's. That's the way I read it, anyway. Am I right, snakes? or am I also a knobwrench? (don't tell me they're not mutually exclusive 8) :lol: ). That's the trouble, and the fun, ...
by offshore1
Wed Nov 16, 2005 3:54 am
Forum: General surf discussion
Topic: Saw a car get broken into at curl curl
Replies: 15
Views: 4525

if i caught some thug breaking my car i'd grab the my metal crossbar in the boot and **** split their heads open so they die. then resusitate them and then kill them again, rip their balls off and feed it to my dogs. :evil: How 'bout a nice 'roundhouse kick' or two for good measure? You're off the ...
by offshore1
Mon Nov 14, 2005 1:23 am
Forum: General surf discussion
Topic: Kelly wins seventh, fong
Replies: 37
Views: 8870

Re: Kelly Wines Seventh

offshore......i'm not soooooo sure about the comparinson their (hey :!: proper english from the fong :shock: ) with lance....his a one testicled steriod cheat.....are u suggesting kellys on 'roids....would explain him losing his hair at such a young age :shock: :? Ye of little faith, don't believe ...
by offshore1
Sun Nov 13, 2005 2:34 am
Forum: General surf discussion
Topic: Kelly wins seventh, fong
Replies: 37
Views: 8870

Kelly is the Lance Armstrong of surfing.
by offshore1
Sat Nov 12, 2005 3:58 am
Forum: General surf discussion
Topic: Any truth to rumour white pointer caught off south steyne???
Replies: 67
Views: 21337

Probably the most efficient killing machines on the face of the earth: :!: Warning, graphic :!: http://www.nearlygood.com/video/sharkattack.html I understand the importance of conservation and all but, jeezus, these beasts are frightening. From now on, I'm keeping a trained octopus in my wax pocket....
by offshore1
Sat Nov 12, 2005 3:10 am
Forum: General surf discussion
Topic: Shark vs Octopus
Replies: 9
Views: 8031

Little of both, willie. They have a wicked beak on their undersides that can really rip into ya, and their suckered arms speak for themselves. They're very docile, though, generally, and easily handled without fear. Unless they're hungry and you look edible :shock: They're smart, can change colours,...
by offshore1
Fri Nov 11, 2005 1:49 am
Forum: General surf discussion
Topic: the reals surf xmas cutback comp ( just 4 u bear!!!!)
Replies: 6
Views: 1797

merkin wrote:Where's Larry Bertleman when you need him?
http://home.nc.rr.com/cappio77/larryBert.gif

Now, really, wouldn't Mr. Bertleman have looked much better doing this lying down? :wink: :P
by offshore1
Wed Nov 09, 2005 2:37 am
Forum: General surf discussion
Topic: Illegal fishing in australian waters
Replies: 89
Views: 16996

marty wrote:Any other cliches you wanna mention offshore........?
Yep:

"fighting for peace is like.... :lol:

and, "The reason they're cliches is that they're true,"

sort of , sometimes.

and, finally, I'm not all that bright; but that's more an axiom than a cliche. :oops:
by offshore1
Wed Nov 09, 2005 2:26 am
Forum: Bodyboarders only!
Topic: Watching surfers is so bloody boring!!!
Replies: 369
Views: 75049

What do you mal riders out there have ta say about all this? :oops: This is like watchin a Shiite/ Sunni barbeque/bowling match on a sunny Sunday arvo. :P Love it, just love it :!: :D Like shakin a crab basket :D Won't be long, you blokes'll soon have it sorted. 8) Then, we'll all march, pitchforks ...
by offshore1
Wed Nov 09, 2005 1:39 am
Forum: Shortboarders only!
Topic: shortboarders are the gods of the ocean
Replies: 91
Views: 20094

"I care," cooed Debbie, Nikki Webster's surgically enhanced twin sister from another forum down the lane, "deeply." "I'm known as a 'lidder' by my tribe What the crap dude? I cant believe you bothered to write that? Its some made up story isnt it? I cant say i finished it i never read nvoels. But s...
by offshore1
Tue Nov 08, 2005 9:07 am
Forum: General surf discussion
Topic: Illegal fishing in australian waters
Replies: 89
Views: 16996

It's 5 o clock, before I leave work to go play ball with my boys, Ill say this: History, as far back as you care to look, offers up a malignant prophecy for the future. It's as though god is some kind of perverted trickster. I just carry on, 'thinking globally, acting locally,' the best I can, day t...