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Pinhead, that has to be up there as one of the more believable theories put up about the sharks yet! Well done!

Jesus Shearer, have you been smoking that hydro shitt thats going around or just been doing mushies with your corn flakes?

I don't doubt we will see more south swells but as far an early spring goes, I can never remember seeing as many farking bindies in my lawn this early in the year, never! So I hope that doesn't mean the dreaded Nth Easterlies will be up early blowing out what swells we get from now on because of it....

Is there any swell forecast for the event at this early stage?

Besides being fit and getting to your feet quickly, what are two thought processes that can make your surfing i.e. bottom turn, top turn combinations more consistent in everyday type surf. Just something to think of that works, as I'm working with my youngster thats trying to improve (advanced abili...

Good on you alkaboo, I spent minutes thinking up that theory and you go and shoot it down in flames before we even got to hear from Nick let alone fire my rockets into space!
Hey Nick still send the $2,000,000,000 and I'll work out the bugs and get this thing happening.

Hey Nick, what about his for an idea to get to the speed of light? You know how when you have a fighter jet going mack 2 then fires a missile and it goes even faster, well what if you fire a rocket up into space and it goes faster than sound etc, then you fire another from it so it goes faster still...

El rancho, the surfing may be a bit on the crud side but I guess being that the boards and surfing are back in the mid 70s, we'll have to give a bit of credit to them hey. We can't all be as good as the legend Mr Lennox Shearer can we?

Hey Shearer, maybe having a job could be the answer to your probs.

Noel at All Aboveboard surfshop Lennox
Al Emery at Emery surfboards
Tod Ingham at Gunter Rohn surfboards
But certainly not Nat Young. Has to be the worst dropin artist of all time then comes back with the old "do you know who I am?" line when pulled up on it.

Yeah sorry Marcus, I reread my post and I've had a full dyslexic moment. What I was trying to say is, nobody has a worry if you paddle inside and wait your turn which you say you do and even have the manners to ask if they mind. Would be alot better for us all if more people did likewise.

Well well nappyripper, you do seem to have some anger management issues don't you? Maybe you will mellow out when you get a bit older, like in your 20s say. Marcus, thats what happens at most places if you snake.So what your saying is if you don't want it happening to you, wait your turn especially ...

Geeze happyripper or is it nappy ripper,I guess you have never grown up with a respect your elders attitude, better hope you don't get old and want to surf too as you may find you won't be so "happy" anymore. As far as the fins being knocked out, let me just say I'd sooner have my fins punched out t...

Sure alakaboo, the topic may have been done before but even if one or two people change their way of thinking in the lineup because of it, don't you think it has been a success in some small way? If everybody was to think your way then there would never be a chance for some manners to ever be brough...

Heres another couple for the etiquette list. If someone is sitting waiting for a wave and you want to go futher out or inside him, paddle around the outside of them not the inside and when you get there wait your fcuken turn or expect to be dropped in on or abused! If there are not too many out and ...

Well fcuk me if I don't all of a sudden use the word goose a lot when I describe somebody who looks or acts like a vagina in my posts! Seems the censorship has gotten strickter since last I posted or have I missed something? I know I can't spell real well but I know how to spell the c word or ones t...

Gibber, I hope you are not suggesting that some manners in the surf is called for with the younger generation and foriegn surfers? Cause I'm afraid that it will be falling on deaf ears. You have to remember the new generations of surfers live by the "its all about me" code of conduct and fcuk the re...

Hey this is exactly the reason I went on about mobile phones and the internet last year. Why the fcuk can't people just go surfing without having to tell every Tom, Dick & Harry where they are/been and how good it was with pictures, names and directions? Don't you think it is crowded enough as it is...