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AND if you are a pom Cowboy, heres some advice on how to avoid a shark attack while surfing here in Australia 1/ Only surf first thing in the morning or last thing in the afternoon, that way you wont get too sunburnt. 2/ Try to surf alone because, the more people you surf with the more it attracts t...

After reading this very gay thread, i'm guessing with all my perceptive powers that our friend cowboy is a POM ????? Id be very suprised if i'm wrong....

One of the c$#nts has even got the hide to sit back after dinner and start reading a book in his deckchair on the footpath, now if thats not totally taking the piss??? A book, I says, a book....and in a public place as well, the hide of the man. Go for it I say, who hasn't sneaked a camp here, ther...

Last weekend i had a 3 dirty euro's parked on the street in a camper van out front of my place in Manly. Roof popped on the camper, they looked to me like they were dug in for a while... The sleeping overnight didnt really bother me but come mealtimes, they just set up the deckchairs and the primus ...

Thank christ there's an epicenter like Byron Bay for all the stupid looking super styling clowns to ride their stupid craft and look stupid while they do it...
Theres at least 4 Longboarder covershots in Byron Bay today....

Jimi is right, my missus is Norwegian and they love to eat whales as to the icelandic people. Ive eaten whale meat while in Norway and just for the record its FKN great. Its not just the jappanese. People ( Humans ) have been eating whales since they became advanced enough to build boats and harpoon...

thats quite ammusing mical. Its fishing mate, not soggy sao...

My mrs has moved out for a while , staying at her friends place... were having a break from each other. Had a surf with my best mate and fishing partner of 25 years yesterday arvo and then stopped at a little local fishing spot for a few beers and a throw or two. Went back home after that and threw ...

no i'm only joking with the surf fighting classes... interesting concept though huh?

[quote][/Well it may be because he has mates and said grown man is on his own. Unless you're a kick-boxing champion you not going to win that fight. quote] its funny you know because my mate is 3 times world muay thai kickboxing champ (no shit) and he gets picked a bit but NEVER fights outside the r...

Now i'm very calm in the surf and never have any problems but in the last few weeks there is 2 absolute fwits that have really caught my attention.....bear in mind ive not had direct contact with either of them but i'm waiting... -Fwit 1 North Curly This guy ( kid ) he's a solid little Fwit but i re...