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by Colonel Fiction
Wed Jul 11, 2007 12:51 pm
Forum: General surf discussion
Topic: J-mo in news headlines, mistaken?
Replies: 41
Views: 15444

The Manly Daily story is a good example of how things can easily be blown out of proportion when "reported" - deliberately or otherwise. What's the bet this "outrage" ends up in the Daily Terrorgraph and on the shock jock airwaves? :roll: Fark, it's just some teenagers calling each other names, set ...
by Colonel Fiction
Tue Jul 10, 2007 5:46 pm
Forum: Shortboarders only!
Topic: This months Waves
Replies: 3
Views: 1776

Sounds like it could be worth a browse.

Someone should name the break too. Something Shipstern-y.
by Colonel Fiction
Tue Jul 10, 2007 5:34 pm
Forum: General surf discussion
Topic: Video of me surfing NN. Its called I Hate You.
Replies: 179
Views: 39567

Revolution wrote:... its turned into a comical event of which 'ardcore realsurfer and get his nose furthest up your anal colony.
Just wondering what, or where, an anal colony is.
by Colonel Fiction
Mon Jul 09, 2007 10:01 pm
Forum: General surf discussion
Topic: Ouch
Replies: 3
Views: 1367

That's gotta hurt. :shock:
by Colonel Fiction
Mon Jul 09, 2007 9:27 pm
Forum: General surf discussion
Topic: charging ours
Replies: 26
Views: 8142

To include a photo or video you have to first publish it on a free photo/video website such as PhotoBucket or YouTube.

Once that's done you can link to the photo/video in a RealSurf post using the URL button up the top.

Go to http://www.photobucket.com and read the instructions.
by Colonel Fiction
Mon Jul 09, 2007 11:51 am
Forum: General surf discussion
Topic: Don vs. Winki?
Replies: 31
Views: 10030

Bubba, I'm happy for you that you get such enjoyment from the Chili Peppers. IMO, they're quite a good band, but can also be quite samey. Maybe just lighten up a bit on the RHCP front. Reminds me of my wayward youth when I would defend Led Zeppelin to the death. It was only later that I realised tha...
by Colonel Fiction
Fri Jul 06, 2007 7:18 pm
Forum: General surf discussion
Topic: Surfing as your religion - Census
Replies: 17
Views: 3695

Hokey religions and ancient weapons are no match for a good thruster at your side, kid. You do have your moments. Would make work agreements interesting, like you'd need time to practice your religion without being discriminated against. I love it. :lol: And marcus, you're a trendsetter. All you ne...
by Colonel Fiction
Fri Jul 06, 2007 7:03 pm
Forum: Shortboarders only!
Topic: What's the biggest wave you've ridden?
Replies: 48
Views: 13685

Had an extremely scary wooden boat situation in Sumbawa this year too. But that's another story I wont bore you with. Please bore us with it salty. Biggest wave I've ridden well: 4ft. Biggest wave I've ridden: 5ft. Biggest wave that's ridden me: 8ft. I'm with salty on the deep channel thing. I'm co...
by Colonel Fiction
Fri Jul 06, 2007 6:42 pm
Forum: General surf discussion
Topic: Surf shots Maroubra last weekend (June 30th)
Replies: 17
Views: 3951

Chamberess wrote:I ... headed to Hawaii instead for about 3 weeks.
Did you have a surf at Waikiki? I did, had a great time. About a month ago.
by Colonel Fiction
Fri Jul 06, 2007 6:34 pm
Forum: General surf discussion
Topic: Pi$$ in your wetty??
Replies: 22
Views: 7011

:o

That's the closest I could find to a yawn, Baz.
by Colonel Fiction
Fri Jul 06, 2007 5:27 pm
Forum: General surf discussion
Topic: Pi$$ in your wetty??
Replies: 22
Views: 7011

RickyG wrote:Of course, truly one of life's great pleasures :D

No amount of chemical mumbo-jumbo is gonna change that.
Agree. Great way to start off a session just as you slide in the water.

And... I'm... spent.
by Colonel Fiction
Fri Jul 06, 2007 5:18 pm
Forum: General surf discussion
Topic: 'Yo Avcats'
Replies: 67
Views: 19429

Top song Kreepy, thanks for that. Good clip too. But "The Sex Pistols - just a band"?!?!?! Jeez I dunno about that. haha this guy has ruined me. I was at mona last night on the turps and was being introduced to a bloke. to which he says "Jamoe?..., are you that idiot that does the rap about av cats?...
by Colonel Fiction
Thu Jul 05, 2007 11:25 am
Forum: Shortboarders only!
Topic: returning too shore
Replies: 20
Views: 6216

Can't forget to blow your snozz walking up the beach too. Preferably in front of old ladies or young kids :!: :lol: :lol: :lol: Last wave can't be a dud; if possible go the lie down or the stay-standing-as-long-as-you-can-after-wave-has-disappeared; but looking composed as you walk up the non-exist...
by Colonel Fiction
Thu Jul 05, 2007 11:10 am
Forum: General surf discussion
Topic: Origin III - predictions?
Replies: 29
Views: 7509

Worst prediction:
"Qld by slightly less than 50."
- Nick Carroll

Best prediction:
"NSW by 12"
- ahh, that would be me.
by Colonel Fiction
Wed Jul 04, 2007 11:20 pm
Forum: General surf discussion
Topic: Origin III - predictions?
Replies: 29
Views: 7509

Good game, despite all the dropped ball by NSW.

Bell's trysaving tackle on Cooper was great, as was Bird's(?) hit on Thurston as he kicked.

El Masri had a good debut.

Not sure about Kimmorley.
by Colonel Fiction
Wed Jul 04, 2007 6:27 pm
Forum: General surf discussion
Topic: Posers
Replies: 102
Views: 23143

Perhaps I should not go near "culture" any more, but I will now attempt a definition of "poser": A person who in communication with others adopts an appearance or attitude at deliberate odds with his or her experience, in order to gain a social advantage. Too verbose. You just need; A person who be...
by Colonel Fiction
Wed Jul 04, 2007 6:16 pm
Forum: General surf discussion
Topic: Origin III - predictions?
Replies: 29
Views: 7509

longbum wrote: They killed the sport about 15 years ago......
How so?
by Colonel Fiction
Wed Jul 04, 2007 4:22 pm
Forum: General surf discussion
Topic: Posers
Replies: 102
Views: 23143

I JINK THEREFORE I AM.
- Johnny Gibbs