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We must be related Nick -- I got George W Bush too! Pretty suspect KK. First I loaded a shot of me with hair and a full beard and got a hairy Octavio Paz (looking like Saddam just after he got out of the hole) plus GWB, Billy Crystal and Bruno Ganz -- all clean-shaven. Then I loaded a totally shaved...

Spiders are our friends, particularly huntsmen. They prey on insects and other nasty things that bite us and crawl into our ears and other orifices while we're asleep and do unspeakable things. We should take care of our spider friends, nurture them, and protect them from harm. Don't endanger their ...

Seems to me like you boys all need to settle down and listen to David Allen Coe sing about itty bitty titties: http://www.leoslyrics.com/listlyrics.ph ... ODTpBrU%3D

Those shirts suck.

So you could probably sell a zillion if you market them right.

King! I'm stoked!

/\/\/\ That's the reason we live longer. It also increases the birth rate. But the main reason the human population is so big is agriculture (including the 'harvesting' of the ocean). It's also one of the primary reasons for the destruction of the natural environment and other species. Nobody is goi...

Global warming is a wank. It's a sideshow and a distraction from the real problem: there are far too many humans. We are a plague. Almost everything we do destroys the environment and wipes out other species. The only thing that will make a real difference is massive culling of humans -- a big enoug...

Daylight Savings Time sucks.

Just when there's getting to be enough daylight time in the morning to be able get in a decent surf during the week before having to haul my arse off to the orifice the bastards take it away.

The most important rule in cycling is 'focus on the up-stroke'.
The down-stroke is automatic.

There is no need to kill sharks to protect humans from being attacked. Everyone who goes in the ocean should do what I've done -- make a deal with the sharks. I've promised them that if they don't attack me they can have my body when I'm dead. Sharks used to make me very nervous, but since making th...

I just love it when people start talking about how some other person deserves to do time. Most people who are in the slammer need help. Many have mental problems. Some are in for doing things they, and a lot of us, don't think should be criminal offences. There are three reasons to incarcerate someo...

Clipper is lucky. He's still alive.
Bobby Brown, a champion surfer and a top bloke, was killed with a beer glass in a pub brawl over a billiard table in 1967.

cats always score