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by Zaffa
Mon Nov 06, 2006 4:48 pm
Forum: General surf discussion
Topic: Does anyone from realsurf look like anyone famous
Replies: 45
Views: 10188

I'm a 63% match with David Hasslehof!!

Go the Hof
by Zaffa
Fri Nov 03, 2006 11:15 am
Forum: Logs, eggs and alternatives
Topic: Huon pine for surfboard construction
Replies: 11
Views: 4323

msot plants with woody bark are dicots. but the huon pine is neither a monocot or a dicot, its a magnoliid. the other two are morphologically more advanced. Whats a magnoliid? Dicots hace split seeds right and monocots a single seed right (ahhh high school biology!) Ric, you mention bamboo as a boa...
by Zaffa
Fri Nov 03, 2006 10:31 am
Forum: General surf discussion
Topic: Would you wear/buy a "my brothers keeper" T-Shirt?
Replies: 116
Views: 38561

Beaver wrote:Hows this :roll: ?

http://braboys.com.au/
Geez thats a good website - so much to see and do
by Zaffa
Sat Oct 28, 2006 11:17 am
Forum: General surf discussion
Topic: Hair loss and greyness and surfing.
Replies: 80
Views: 20546

A wig !! Thats the funniest sh!t I've heard in a long time!!!!! How can a shaved head be funnier than a WIG ?? :lol:
by Zaffa
Fri Oct 27, 2006 3:33 pm
Forum: General surf discussion
Topic: Hair loss and greyness and surfing.
Replies: 80
Views: 20546

I had a mate who had a really traumatic event and ALL of his hair fell out - eyebrows everything :shock:
by Zaffa
Fri Oct 27, 2006 2:27 pm
Forum: General surf discussion
Topic: Hair loss and greyness and surfing.
Replies: 80
Views: 20546

dont worry mate - I have a square head with a birthmark and you 'll get used to it. You will tan up in no time. And dogs recognise us by the shape of our heads so thats why its freaking out.

Its always a shock when you first see your slap head
by Zaffa
Fri Oct 27, 2006 2:24 pm
Forum: General surf discussion
Topic: KOOKS !!!!
Replies: 116
Views: 28691

http://www.europe.globalsurfnews.com/ne ... news=24445

Here's another invention to raise the crowd level - now cold water is no deterrent either!
by Zaffa
Fri Oct 27, 2006 10:38 am
Forum: General surf discussion
Topic: Hair loss and greyness and surfing.
Replies: 80
Views: 20546

I shave my head just cos I like it and I swear this is true but chicks just love to stroke it. They also always want to rub my head too when it is freshly shaven 8)
by Zaffa
Fri Oct 27, 2006 10:32 am
Forum: General surf discussion
Topic: Hair loss and greyness and surfing.
Replies: 80
Views: 20546

crooked wrote:Dye your skin black, shave your pubes off and glue them to your head.

Chicks dig black guys...
Practical and easy..... the perfect solution!!!
by Zaffa
Fri Oct 27, 2006 10:10 am
Forum: General surf discussion
Topic: Hair loss and greyness and surfing.
Replies: 80
Views: 20546

And baldness is caused by high testosterone so you ca nsay you are a real MANLY MAN!!
by Zaffa
Fri Oct 27, 2006 9:21 am
Forum: General surf discussion
Topic: best surf fiction book
Replies: 4
Views: 1175

I've just started "The Life of Michael Peterson' by Sean Doherty. Enjoying it so far, though I must admit I have no real clue about surfing history, especially in Australia.

Seems like the book is going to have a sad ending though. Is MP still alive?
by Zaffa
Tue Oct 24, 2006 5:01 pm
Forum: General surf discussion
Topic: Surfing with lower back problems?
Replies: 16
Views: 7235

Desperate times call for extreme measures - maybe you could try boogying?

As a last resort of course....... :wink:
by Zaffa
Fri Oct 20, 2006 11:26 am
Forum: General surf discussion
Topic: Indonesia's Surfer's Paradise, By Nick Carroll
Replies: 77
Views: 18012

I saw a doccy on the Big Issue and it really made me think. A lot of the people who we class as hobo's, down-and-outs etc are really totally normal - they have just had a stroke of bad luck which spirals. EG lose your job, can't meet mortgage payments, no where to live so can't get a job. I also saw...
by Zaffa
Fri Oct 20, 2006 9:53 am
Forum: General surf discussion
Topic: Indonesia's Surfer's Paradise, By Nick Carroll
Replies: 77
Views: 18012

it's a overcrowded cesspool of humanity.....intent on destroying there ecology :!: I think that's a bit harsh Fongster. They only want what we've got after all. . no...i stand by it...for every nice indo u meet....theres 4 trying sell u there younger sister :x i know it's a diff culture and all.......
by Zaffa
Fri Oct 20, 2006 9:37 am
Forum: General surf discussion
Topic: Should the defender finally stand up
Replies: 25
Views: 8197

dude of course you should go surfing, don't even know why you are debating it. the ocean is our play ground from kooks like me and you to pro's!
by Zaffa
Thu Oct 19, 2006 3:36 pm
Forum: General surf discussion
Topic: WHY HAS HUEY FORSAKEN US?
Replies: 24
Views: 7124

aah well guess thats better than 1-2 and choppy like its been for the farkin last farkin farkin 2 farkin months :!:
by Zaffa
Thu Oct 19, 2006 3:31 pm
Forum: General surf discussion
Topic: WHY HAS HUEY FORSAKEN US?
Replies: 24
Views: 7124

is there not meant to be something this w/end for us eastcoasters??
by Zaffa
Thu Oct 19, 2006 3:29 pm
Forum: General surf discussion
Topic: Indonesia's Surfer's Paradise, By Nick Carroll
Replies: 77
Views: 18012

I only went to the Mentawais way after it had been discovered and I can attest to the thirty boats etc. Still I had a great time and did have a bit of an adventure.... Due to stupidity/inexperience I missed the bloody charter boat from Padang (where I surfed the wave in front of the river mouth - ho...