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This is ace, Kieran Woolley from Kiama: https://youtu.be/yxHCIlclq54

Putin's first inauguration speech was a cracker by the way. I'll share it in full in our TASS thread tomorrow. Going to have a beer and watch Margaret River highlights now.

Good evening fellows! I've just been reading old Putin and Lavrov speeches and packing boxes for the move, but I'm back now. Watch a bit of Margaret River today?

Filipe's such a pleasure and a revelation to watch when he's on fire eh! The perfect, complete, crystalline, pure. The diamond bullet through your forehead. Looks hot in that red wetty too.

Thanks Trev! That looks fun. I haven't been back for almost two years - far too long!

Great to hear you're going it for it and getting some Cranked!

Oh, slipped my mind completely until now but absolutely essential: a mini gatling gun - for shooting the curl and blasting any annoying surfers or baggage handlers who might get in your way.

Not to mention a bottle opener, gotta have one of those in there somewhere.

See if you can incorporate some sort of time travel device as well. A small round one about the size of a legrope plug would be ideal - you could embed it into the foam somewhere between the fins. Would be very handy for those of us who find today's line-ups too crowded for comfort.

It's been so long since I last had a surf my belly gets a rash from me just thinking about it.

Keep posting here anyway Beany - thread's not the same without you. Get your missus to roll you down and prop you at the railing of the Icebergs so you can observe and take notes - I have no doubt good material will present itself.

Hold on, what did you do when faced with the screaming wall?

There were some very happy faces after the morning session down here. Mine included. My last wave was a bigger roll-in that had the pack too deep, I managed to bounce through the full foam take off to make my feet, then I just had to wait, cruising until the wave hit the inside- at which point it t...

So pro surfing's future lies in the Metaverse! And good riddance too.

Congratulations, Trev! You're even kicking the arses of the younger ones. Awesome!

would have served them right too bloody hoons

For a couple of years when I was a kid I thought fighter pilots were cool. Adolf Galland was one of my favourites to read about. I liked the story of how he came to flying via gliding, and how he became friends with Tuck and Bader. Seemed like a real gallant type. I think his Messerschmitt 109e from...

That's from this Swellnet article: https://www.swellnet.com/news/digging-i ... t-stirrers