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Porn game for me, too.

it's 1st too u feet :arrow: always has been...always will b.... where has the good times vibe gone :cry: or was it a shit fight even in the early days :wink: 1st, Yeah, kinda sucks, though. What that does at some of our sweeter, point-like breaks near inlets, for example, is to create a kind of "ar...

i try really hard....i'd love a full time job :arrow: :idea: :idea: :idea: I'm telling you, fong, commentator for ASP events . Bring their game up to your level. Equip your announcer's control console with emoticon buttons, design some of your own, of course; interview the winners re. rail design, ...

Chrisp wrote:So the consensus seems to be to give our NZ bro's sum respect!

I'm all for that........so who can we stereotype and take the piss out of? I mean other than the yanks?........its just not sport without sledging

I resemble that remark

why would you watch it on coastalwatch. u wouldn't see shit, and the asp provides a sick live webcast of the event anyway i disagree :!: i rate the asp live feed of comps this year as boarderline too totally shit a 5 year old with a web cam could do better :x given the asp will never make it on t.v...

Ben Bourgeois, from my hometown, advanced;
Mick looked good, he advanced;
CJ looked on fire, advanced;
Pancho also ripped.
Parko's up now,

I gotta go,
I gotta get some work done!

Meataxe wrote:Actually it looks like she's being growled out by a troll doll

:shock: THAT'S what a merkin is? But it's disgusting! It looks like some freaky african STD or something :!: I wouldn't put my lambchops anywhere near it I'm as surprised as you are, cleaver. Merkins have been alluded to here and there in these forums. Didn't think they were real, sort of thought o...

Guys, snakes' last pictorialed post was an explanation of his first one to chrisb, and in no way was it referring to hawkeye's. That's the way I read it, anyway. Am I right, snakes? or am I also a knobwrench? (don't tell me they're not mutually exclusive 8) :lol: ). That's the trouble, and the fun, ...

if i caught some thug breaking my car i'd grab the my metal crossbar in the boot and **** split their heads open so they die. then resusitate them and then kill them again, rip their balls off and feed it to my dogs. :evil: How 'bout a nice 'roundhouse kick' or two for good measure? You're off the ...

offshore......i'm not soooooo sure about the comparinson their (hey :!: proper english from the fong :shock: ) with lance....his a one testicled steriod cheat.....are u suggesting kellys on 'roids....would explain him losing his hair at such a young age :shock: :? Ye of little faith, don't believe ...

Kelly is the Lance Armstrong of surfing.

Probably the most efficient killing machines on the face of the earth: :!: Warning, graphic :!: http://www.nearlygood.com/video/sharkattack.html I understand the importance of conservation and all but, jeezus, these beasts are frightening. From now on, I'm keeping a trained octopus in my wax pocket....

Little of both, willie. They have a wicked beak on their undersides that can really rip into ya, and their suckered arms speak for themselves. They're very docile, though, generally, and easily handled without fear. Unless they're hungry and you look edible :shock: They're smart, can change colours,...

merkin wrote:Where's Larry Bertleman when you need him?

http://home.nc.rr.com/cappio77/larryBert.gif

Now, really, wouldn't Mr. Bertleman have looked much better doing this lying down?

http://64.78.18.131/live/brazil05/livepage.asp

Sorry, fongster.

marty wrote:Any other cliches you wanna mention offshore........?

Yep:

"fighting for peace is like....

and, "The reason they're cliches is that they're true,"

sort of , sometimes.

and, finally, I'm not all that bright; but that's more an axiom than a cliche.