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I always get a big kick out of watching Ozzie surf. Carpark King's right, afterwards you're all pumped up like "bring on the 2ft mush". You haters are narrow minded degenerates. Go fiddle with some kiddies haters. Go on. If you go now you might catch the lunch bell.

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Finally managed to get wave in this morning and the pictures no longer provoke fits of fustration and melancholoy. There's interest, but no hunger - it's a bit like admiring the body of a naked woman after you've slept with her.

Oh f*ck me too! Whenever I hear somebody say "At the end of the day" it makes me hate that person. No matter what history we might share. Its right up there with "going forward".

Yes, I think Butts, Maxi et al should henceforth be known as "The Scientists".


I have to say though, frothing over those pics at works makes me more determined to go for the early.

The other week I was watching a monkey documentary. Part of this documentary was on a chimp called Charles. Charles had lived his life in isolated captivity. He'd never as much as smelt another female. As an experiment, the scientists projected a close up of a female chimp's vagina up on the wall, t...

WTF is a lexeme?

IMO only the nouns should be in that list. I doubt the eskimo's included words like:

- thin ice
- slippery ice
- cold ice
- sticky ice
- freezing ice

in their 42 word list.

edit: just spotted Oldman's post.

Don't get me wrong Coops, I liked Star Wars as much as the next kid, but that email, my god, that email. It's at least a 9 on the nerdiness richter scale. I daren't read it again lest I'm beaten up by bullies on the way home from work this afternoon.

Look at all these Star Wars tragics come frothing out of the woodwork



That pretend email about the jetpack ....... that was so nerdy, just reading it gave me three kinds of skind conditions, a nose bleed and a wheezing cough.

Karlos wrote:Gee Weekend at Bernie's 2 was a disappointment wasn't it...

Is that the one where he dances to the music?! Oh man that was awesome.

I was hoping this thread was going to be about Transformers.

You were "jibbed"? WFT is "jibbed"? The word is jipped you simpleton.

Go Mrs Kreepy, go!

The Bra Boys Movie, those guys are a real inspiration, hey Clif?

That water looks pretty darn shallow. Dangerously shallow. I like my brains able to transmit electrical impulses to me arms and legs, thanks. You can have your spinal trap to yourself.

The sky looks very clear - looks like a cancer death trap to me.

The water looks like it could be a bit chilly.