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Trev
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by Trev » Sun Jul 21, 2019 10:42 am
Nick Carroll wrote: ↑Sun Jul 21, 2019 10:39 am
What is all this bullshit? Now I’m confused about what happened.
Realsurf behind the scenes.
The never ending story.
Beanpole
You aren’t the room Yuke You are just a wonky cafe table with a missing rubber pad on the end of one leg.
Skipper
I still don't buy the "official" narrative about 9/11. Oh sure, it happened, fcuk yeah. But who and why and how I'm, not convinced it was what we've been told.
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Nick Carroll
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by Nick Carroll » Sun Jul 21, 2019 10:43 am
Oh yeah that’s right
-AJ said he was keen on getting an MC
-I’d just got one that I thought would really suit and said Hey do you wanna borrow this board to see if it’s what you want
-AJ borrowed it, had a few surfs on it and liked it, was stoked
-Brought it back along with a six pack and some avos
And thus three weeks passed in the life of Realsurf
Jesus fcuk though you would think I’d taught him how to dye buttons or some shit.
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Beanpole
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by Beanpole » Sun Jul 21, 2019 10:55 am
Lend a man a surfboard and he can surf for a day. Teach a man to dye buttons and he dye buttons for life.
Put your big boy pants on
I mean, tastebuds? WGAF?
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BA
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by BA » Sun Jul 21, 2019 12:10 pm
Trev, please change Beanpoles name to Buttons.
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steve shearer
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by steve shearer » Sun Jul 21, 2019 12:25 pm
Legion wrote: ↑Sun Jul 21, 2019 12:15 pm
my variety of repertoire.
I want Nightclub Dwight dead in his grave I want the nice-nice up in blazes
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Beanpole
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by Beanpole » Sun Jul 21, 2019 12:53 pm
Yes, the mature surfer doesn't worry about these superfluous tricks. Just a simple stand up and optional bottom turn.
Put your big boy pants on
I mean, tastebuds? WGAF?
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Nick Carroll
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by Nick Carroll » Sun Jul 21, 2019 2:10 pm
Yes because the mature surfer can’t fcuken do anything else
Maybe a head dip.
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ajohnsen
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by ajohnsen » Sun Jul 21, 2019 2:50 pm
Honestly, the way a spazoid of RealSurfers can take a simple story - man borrows board, man surfs board, man returns board - and convolute the fcuk out of it is a really specific skill that has very little value outside of these digital walls.
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Beanpole
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by Beanpole » Sun Jul 21, 2019 4:33 pm
Nick Carroll wrote: ↑Sun Jul 21, 2019 2:10 pm
Yes because the mature surfer can’t fcuken do anything else
Maybe a head dip.
I like head dips. It's kind of like a salute to a little barrel.
Put your big boy pants on
I mean, tastebuds? WGAF?
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black duck
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by black duck » Sun Jul 21, 2019 6:08 pm
ajohnsen wrote: ↑Sun Jul 21, 2019 2:50 pm
Honestly, the way a spazoid of RealSurfers can take a simple story - man borrows board, man surfs board, man returns board - and convolute the fcuk out of it is a really specific skill that has very little value outside of these digital walls.
That's RS, right there.
Tell us more about the board aj, everyone wants a piece of it. Why was it good?
smnmntll wrote: ↑Wed Aug 01, 2018 3:20 pm
You foaming spangoloids need to chill before you all do wetties on the carpet
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black duck
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by black duck » Sun Jul 21, 2019 6:12 pm
i know we've heard NC's version. Let's have the aj version. Detail please.
smnmntll wrote: ↑Wed Aug 01, 2018 3:20 pm
You foaming spangoloids need to chill before you all do wetties on the carpet
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ajohnsen
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by ajohnsen » Sun Jul 21, 2019 6:24 pm
It's not twitchy and drives like silk. It feels like a mature board that runs counter to what's popular. For instance, I took my Evo out yesterday; fun board but total opposite. I'd love to get the MC into some 4'-5' walls.
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marauding mullet
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by marauding mullet » Sun Jul 21, 2019 6:39 pm
Step aside SS and NC
That’s a board review you can take to the bank
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Lucky Al wrote: ↑Fri Aug 18, 2023 10:07 pm
You're a spazz Mighty Sunbird.
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steve shearer
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by steve shearer » Mon Jul 22, 2019 7:11 am
silk don't drive.
silk billows.
I want Nightclub Dwight dead in his grave I want the nice-nice up in blazes
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ajohnsen
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by ajohnsen » Mon Jul 22, 2019 7:30 am
A board billowing like silk is a bit ridiculous.
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steve shearer
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by steve shearer » Mon Jul 22, 2019 7:34 am
give us a little more AJ.
I want Nightclub Dwight dead in his grave I want the nice-nice up in blazes
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offshore1
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by offshore1 » Mon Jul 22, 2019 8:48 am
Yeah, maybe something with a little chintz or taffeta.
marauding mullet wrote: ↑Wed May 31, 2023 6:03 pm
Jesus I’m surrounded by schnitzel tards.
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