Where did you surf today ?

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Re: Where did you surf today ?

Post by Thud » Fri Apr 13, 2018 6:32 pm

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Fri Apr 13, 2018 5:31 pm
I’m with ya Skip. I ride to the beach without a helmet. Maybe 2-3 minute ride. There’s no way to secure it if you do take one anyway. If I was riding any further, sure, I’d wear one.













And my wife’s a cop. :oops:
Your Mrs sounds saucey BA
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Re: Where did you surf today ?

Post by channels » Fri Apr 13, 2018 6:50 pm

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Fri Apr 13, 2018 3:15 pm
see, that's kinda what led me back down to kiddies corner with the softie again just now. i knew it was smaller and less consistent than yesty arvo, but on such a glorious day...
and with equal amount of girls as guys. 'cept ALL the girls are in bikinis ... slobber slobber... why not?

(yeah sure, i'd have driven to the south coast if i had the wlll Iggs, but i'm sick of driving.)

it is friday the thirteenth, and;

my heart is , like , really racing right now coz an evil fcuken local highway patrol cop, notorious for busting local cyclists, and who I'd seen busting a woman earlier this morning near bondi public for not wearing a helmet, came after me as i crossed over from the Nth bondi surf club to ride up Ramsgate ave, which is one way up, and i hear the 'woo woo' of his siren behind me, look over my shoulder as he's, like, seriously frothing to nail me, and so i think, fcuk this, i don't need another fcuking infringement * and so i hop off, awkwardly , with the board under arm, anticipated ditching it, but held on and walk it over to the footpath, and he's getting out of his squad car, and i get back on and peddle the fcuk back down on the footpath as he gets back in his car and, well, i thought, no way this cnuts gonna back down a one way single lane street... and I hightail it back home via the narrowest nearby street allowing for another escape plan should he have scoured them to come back at me. It's the second time he's come after me, the last I did the same runner back down a one way street against traffic. I suspect my description is all over their comms.
and on Australia's Most Wanted next season.

* who here knows when their driver's licence expires? without looking at it.
I didn't recieve my renewal notice a couple of months ago, and got pulled over and fined for an expired one...three weeks expired.
pleaded for leniency, nah. cop it sunshine.
requested a review from SDRO, nah. cop it sweetchops.
$549. fine!
Onya Skip. Plenty of bigger jobs they should be focused on than bike helmets.

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Re: Where did you surf today ?

Post by channels » Fri Apr 13, 2018 6:52 pm

Thud wrote:
Fri Apr 13, 2018 6:32 pm

Your Mrs sounds saucey BA
Never mind the Mrs. I've met BA and he's a saucy minx.

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Re: Where did you surf today ?

Post by Thud » Fri Apr 13, 2018 6:58 pm

Bring it
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Re: Where did you surf today ?

Post by BA » Fri Apr 13, 2018 7:05 pm

channels wrote:
Fri Apr 13, 2018 6:52 pm
Thud wrote:
Fri Apr 13, 2018 6:32 pm

Your Mrs sounds saucey BA
Never mind the Mrs. I've met BA and he's a saucy minx.
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Re: Where did you surf today ?

Post by Thud » Fri Apr 13, 2018 7:06 pm

:lol:
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Re: Where did you surf today ?

Post by Trev » Fri Apr 13, 2018 7:39 pm

Cranked wrote:
Fri Apr 13, 2018 6:06 pm
Trev wrote:
Fri Apr 13, 2018 12:50 pm
Cranked wrote:
Fri Apr 13, 2018 12:43 pm
Trev wrote:
Fri Apr 13, 2018 12:34 pm
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Fri Apr 13, 2018 12:12 pm
Yeah, AJ.....just be philosophical about it. I'm continually confronting my limitations with take offs these days.
Yep. Getting to my feet in a hurry doesn't happen.
Lately I've been surfing Noosa a bit and you REALLY need to pop up quickly there.
Forcing myself to do so has worked a bit.
No problem Trev, just do 200 popups/day for 6 months. You'll be faster to your feet than most 30 year-olds.
Doesn't help a lot if you have Peripheral Sensory Neuropathy.
Sorry to hear that Trev.
It's no big deal. No medical reason for it just the luck of the draw. But it does affect your balance at the point of getting to your feet. Once I'm up, all good.

So far.............. :roll:
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Re: Where did you surf today ?

Post by Thud » Fri Apr 13, 2018 7:47 pm

We are talking about surfing aren't we?
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Re: Where did you surf today ?

Post by Drailed » Fri Apr 13, 2018 9:19 pm

No Pants Lance wrote:
Fri Apr 13, 2018 4:21 pm
because the law is an Ass, loofs. if it don't hurt anyone, i do what i please, so why observe it.
though, if I'd know my licence had expired, of course i would have renewed it. i respect that. as most issues which affect my fellow hoomons.
me riding without a helmet, just down to beach or the shops? well, that's where the law is fcuking stoopid.
i always wear one when commuting beyond the valley.
Yeah I know you nincanpoop. As if I could gube a fccck
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Re: Where did you surf today ?

Post by steve shearer » Fri Apr 13, 2018 9:27 pm

Go home Loof.
Come back tomorrow.
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Re: Where did you surf today ?

Post by black duck » Fri Apr 13, 2018 9:33 pm

Pretty good sig right there though:
Drailed wrote:
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Yeah I know you nincanpoop. As if I could gube a fccck
gube, so gube.
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You foaming spangoloids need to chill before you all do wetties on the carpet

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Re: Where did you surf today ?

Post by offshore1 » Sat Apr 14, 2018 12:22 am

I wonder if Lucky Al wears a helmet while biking in Bangkok?
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Re: Where did you surf today ?

Post by crabmeat thompson » Sat Apr 14, 2018 7:34 am

i pass the po-po here all the time. on me bike, without a helmet (i don't even own one) and they never pull me over.

but i'm very gube. total badass gube.
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You are both absorbing salt and urinating.

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Re: Where did you surf today ?

Post by foamy » Sat Apr 14, 2018 7:43 am

C'mon Crabs, be kool like Klopp.

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Re: Where did you surf today ?

Post by steve shearer » Sat Apr 14, 2018 7:44 am

I also have no helmet, which is bad for kiddies.
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Re: Where did you surf today ?

Post by crabmeat thompson » Sat Apr 14, 2018 8:00 am

it's not bad for the kids, if you're all about teaching them the gube. yo!
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Re: Where did you surf today ?

Post by BA » Sat Apr 14, 2018 9:00 am

:lol:
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Re: Where did you surf today ?

Post by Trev » Sat Apr 14, 2018 9:09 am

crabmeat thompson wrote:
Sat Apr 14, 2018 7:34 am
i pass the po-po here all the time. on me bike, without a helmet (i don't even own one) and they never pull me over.

but i'm very gube. total badass gube.
Do your kids wear them?
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