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Re: Nth NSW sharks. Can they p!ss off already?

Post by Cyclone » Mon Oct 16, 2017 12:14 pm

alakaboo wrote:
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Calf is 30m long?!
So, roughly twice as long as the adults get?

Fcuking ming mong.
Yeah. It's hardly a calf looking at the photos.
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Post by BA » Mon Oct 16, 2017 5:01 pm

alakaboo wrote:
Mon Oct 16, 2017 11:57 am
Calf is 30m long?!
So, roughly twice as long as the adults get?

Fcuking ming mong.
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Post by tootr » Wed Oct 18, 2017 10:53 am

Sunshine Coast buried whale drama hotting up. So called experts suggest it will decompose in short order.
Nup.
Whale buried Bar Beach June 2010
http://www.theherald.com.au/story/45602 ... bar-beach/

Whale carcass Bar Beach exposed December 2016.
http://www.abc.net.au/news/2016-12-09/i ... pg/8107386

That's 6 1/2 half years.
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Post by tonks » Wed Oct 18, 2017 11:20 am

It's started erupting.

Sunny Coast Council the mob to call if you need a shallow grave.
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Post by Drailed » Wed Oct 18, 2017 12:25 pm

tonks wrote:
Wed Oct 18, 2017 11:20 am
It's started erupting.

Sunny Coast Council the mob to call if you need a shallow grave.
Perfect bait.
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Re: Nth NSW sharks. Can they p!ss off already?

Post by Cyclone » Wed Oct 18, 2017 6:18 pm

Drailed wrote:
Wed Oct 18, 2017 12:25 pm
tonks wrote:
Wed Oct 18, 2017 11:20 am
It's started erupting.

Sunny Coast Council the mob to call if you need a shallow grave.
Perfect bait.
Got an email just now from Div 3 confirming the whale will be exhumed.
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Post by Cyclone » Wed Oct 18, 2017 6:19 pm

Good afternoon

 

Due to your interest in the Whale on Wurtulla Beach I am pleased to advise the following:-

 

Sunshine Coast Council will exhume a whale buried at Wurtulla Beach after on-going monitoring of its condition, seeking expert advice and considering safety concerns raised by residents.

 

CEO Michael Whittaker said council had been engaged in discussions with the Department of Environment and Heritage Protection (EHP) since the whale washed ashore at the weekend.

 

“Council’s focus has remained on delivering the best outcome for our environment and our community,” Mr Whittaker said.

 

“Our staff have consistently raised concerns regarding the community’s feelings on this matter with the state regulatory authority EHP since Sunday afternoon.

 

“I have today asked council officers to exhume and remove the whale carcass from the beach.

 

“The decomposed nature of the whale when it came to shore meant it could not be towed out to sea and has added to this challenging task.

 

“Our staff are working with contractors to mobilise trucks, excavators and any machinery and expertise required to work the carcass into manageable sizes and remove it from the site to a local landfill.

 

“The public should keep clear of the area to ensure the carcass is removed as quickly and safely as possible.

 

“We appreciate the community’s patience and support as we carry out this work.”

 

Regards

 

Kim Rosser | Councillor Support Officer

Cr Peter Cox | Division 3

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Re: Nth NSW sharks. Can they p!ss off already?

Post by BA » Wed Oct 18, 2017 6:48 pm

What a debacle. Local councils are retarded.

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Post by Beerfan » Thu Oct 19, 2017 6:17 am

There's a niche business here. Crabmeats whale removal business, heavy machinery on soft sand close to water with poor site access, what could go wrong??!!??

Could also be a side business feeding Japanese tourists on the Gold Coast
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Post by crabmeat thompson » Thu Oct 19, 2017 7:23 am

blow it up, all day every day. we'll cordon off a 25 metre exclusion zone and then fill it's arsehole with gunpowder.

take a selfie or two with it's dilated eyes. then it's... 'see you in hell Johnny!'


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Post by crabmeat thompson » Thu Oct 19, 2017 7:23 am

ah shit
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Post by swvic » Thu Oct 19, 2017 7:32 am

You could be our Paul Linnman

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pAW4mntPM-w

Iggy could be our George Thornton because he has ready access to explosives
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Post by crabmeat thompson » Thu Oct 19, 2017 8:02 am

hence the 25 metre exclusion zone. so that no one will be spared.
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Post by Beerfan » Thu Oct 19, 2017 8:05 am

crabmeat thompson wrote:
Thu Oct 19, 2017 7:23 am
blow it up, all day every day. we'll cordon off a 25 metre exclusion zone and then fill it's arsehole with gunpowder.

take a selfie or two with it's dilated eyes. then it's... 'see you in hell Johnny!'


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Even better, a Japanese game/culinary show. "Irrefutable dinner!!" Sounds good
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Re: Nth NSW sharks. Can they p!ss off already?

Post by tootr » Thu Oct 19, 2017 8:37 am

Bloke: Hello, I'd like to make an insurance claim on my car.
Operator: Yes, sir, what happened?
Bloke: It got crushed by fifty pounds of dead whale falling from a great height.
Operator: Click.
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Post by Cranked » Thu Oct 19, 2017 11:25 am

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Post by marauding mullet » Thu Oct 19, 2017 12:21 pm

Give Grooter a pair of chopsticks, a bottle of soy sauce and turn him loose down there.
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Re: Nth NSW sharks. Can they p!ss off already?

Post by Cyclone » Sat Oct 28, 2017 10:54 am

Despite their massive phuck up, someone at Sunshine Coast Council has a sense of humour. The skip bins they used to carry away the whale's remains were from Whale Skip Bins Company.
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