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Roy_Stewart
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by Roy_Stewart » Mon May 21, 2012 4:21 pm
Grooter wrote:Roy_Stewart wrote:Damage wrote:Yeah but has anyone commented on the amount of stitches in the big fella's noggin? Jaysus!
36 from memory, I was fortunate that a top plastic surgeon was visiting at a and e that day otherwisw it might have been ten rough ones! Scrubbed up ok anyway.
You'd reckon he'd have given you a bath, shave and a haircut while he was at it.
There is a similar theme playing out here with Roys surgeon
Poor workmanship
The usual moronic assumption that hair= lack of bathing.
Your judgement regarding both the surgeon and my surfboard is incorrect.
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buzzy
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by buzzy » Tue May 22, 2012 3:28 pm
Roy_Stewart wrote:
I love this. The outcome of a love match between George Jetson and Mamma Cass is...Roy. I bring you the space surfer.
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BA
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by BA » Tue May 22, 2012 3:53 pm
Who smells like an unwashed, parmesan encrusted vagina.
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Grooter
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by Grooter » Tue May 22, 2012 4:47 pm
Roy_Stewart wrote:Grooter wrote:Roy_Stewart wrote:Damage wrote:Yeah but has anyone commented on the amount of stitches in the big fella's noggin? Jaysus!
36 from memory, I was fortunate that a top plastic surgeon was visiting at a and e that day otherwisw it might have been ten rough ones! Scrubbed up ok anyway.
You'd reckon he'd have given you a bath, shave and a haircut while he was at it.
There is a similar theme playing out here with Roys surgeon
Poor workmanship
The usual moronic assumption that hair= lack of bathing.
Your judgement regarding both the surgeon and my surfboard is incorrect.
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Incorrect.
Your dishevelled appearance and penchant for wearing loose fitting clothes indicates your lack of personal hygiene. It is not just your hair, although that could do with some treatment.
Your surfboards, your surgeon and your attention to male grooming = poor workmanship
some cnut wrote:There are only two real problems that we face in life, knowing what we want but being unable to know how to get it and/or not knowing what we want
It's possible to hate the filthy world and still love it with an abstract pitying love
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otway1949
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by otway1949 » Tue May 22, 2012 6:52 pm
It's all Roy'd rage.
Jaffa, I'm opinionated, and I'm sometimes right. So?
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daryl
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by daryl » Tue May 22, 2012 7:09 pm
BA wrote:
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I reckon roys' a pretty good looking bloke
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moondoggie
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by moondoggie » Tue May 22, 2012 11:20 pm
buzzy wrote:Roy_Stewart wrote:
I love this. The outcome of a love match between George Jetson and Mamma Cass is...Roy. I bring you the space surfer.
Looks more like a Tom Carroll Doll in a minute* shorebreak.
* as in - –adjective -nut·er, -nut·est.
1. extremely small, as in size, amount, extent, or degree: minute differences.
2. of minor importance; insignificant; trifling.( sounds like Roy to a tee)
"I JUST SPENT 6 MONTHS BUYING LEAKY BOATS
2O MILLION BUYING BOATS
GLOBAL WARMINGS CRAP
SO BURNING 'EMS JUST ANOTHER 20 MILLION UP IN SMOKE"
Apologies to Tim Finn
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offshore1
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by offshore1 » Wed May 23, 2012 5:37 am
that's about a three hundred thousand dollar ding you got there Roy ...
marauding mullet wrote: ↑Wed May 31, 2023 6:03 pm
Jesus I’m surrounded by schnitzel tards.
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by offshore1 » Wed May 23, 2012 7:13 am
daryl wrote:BA wrote:
I reckon roys' a pretty good looking bloke[/quote]
dead ringer for this bloke:
funny, neither of them looks particularly Jewish.
marauding mullet wrote: ↑Wed May 31, 2023 6:03 pm
Jesus I’m surrounded by schnitzel tards.
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moondoggie
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by moondoggie » Wed May 23, 2012 2:45 pm
loofy wrote:I got a feeling Roys boards dont quite go in the direction he would hope... although his poor workmanship also makes me think that any attention is good attention in his mind....
Sought of sums it up loofy
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"I JUST SPENT 6 MONTHS BUYING LEAKY BOATS
2O MILLION BUYING BOATS
GLOBAL WARMINGS CRAP
SO BURNING 'EMS JUST ANOTHER 20 MILLION UP IN SMOKE"
Apologies to Tim Finn
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otway1949
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by otway1949 » Wed May 23, 2012 4:32 pm
moondoggie wrote:
200
Since 2004= 25 per year up your average and feel free to join the rabble more often
Jaffa, I'm opinionated, and I'm sometimes right. So?
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Roy_Stewart
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by Roy_Stewart » Wed May 23, 2012 4:54 pm
daryl wrote:BA wrote:
I reckon roys' a pretty good looking bloke
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Cheers.
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Roy_Stewart
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by Roy_Stewart » Wed May 23, 2012 4:56 pm
offshore1 wrote:
that's about a three hundred thousand dollar ding you got there Roy ...
Fortunately I fixed it before the price went up.
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