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I'm growing seaweed. Two species of Asparagopsis. It's a dietary supplement aimed to dramatically reduce methane emanations from ruminating beasts. Saving the world from Carbon gases. Again! Last time it was C sequestration. I deserve equal recognition to Greta T

jesus christ mate. seaweed?


just head down the beach and fill up a bucket after a strong SE

Need to fly Crabmeat down to Coffin Bay to troubleshoot.

Just make sure the coffins are empty so he doesn't get distracted by cadaver cocks.

These Jack Knight quads are pretty tempting at this price.
He also has a 5'8, 6'0 quad and a 5'8 twin at the same price,

https://www.harvestsurfboards.com/stock ... c8d8-a2grj

I love the slot channel, swallow and quad set-up.

20 inches is too wide though for a shortboard for me.

steve shearer wrote: ↑

Fri Sep 08, 2023 6:47 am

I love the slot channel, swallow and quad set-up.

20 inches is too wide though for a shortboard for me.

You wouldn't be riding a keel fin fish anytime soon then ?

Twins and quads can go a bit wider in your shorty I reckon.

buddy wrote: ↑

Fri Sep 08, 2023 7:00 am

Twins and quads can go a bit wider in your shorty I reckon.

A proper goodly fish will be over 20" wide. Anything over 5'10" and they'll be 21" plus some.

Yeh but I think Steve isn’t considering a fish his shorty.

buddy wrote: ↑

Fri Sep 08, 2023 7:21 am

Yeh but I think Steve isn’t considering a fish his shorty.

What if we surprised him and slipped it into a po'boy ?

He’d be delighted.

buddy wrote: ↑

Fri Sep 08, 2023 7:21 am

Yeh but I think Steve isn’t considering a fish his shorty.

Yes.

I'm happy with wide fishes, but shorties I need to go rail to rail and there just seems a barrier to me at 20 inches.

Might be psychosomatic.

Actually, I think Steve should name his signature board that ... The Po'Boy.

Grab yourself the new Steve Shearer signature Po'Boy Fish. Perfect for the worker daddy cube monkey who's too busy making bank to enjoy the mid weakly sauce of Gondwana waves. Jump of the stones and into full flight, white flight even, with a bit of Dionysian hand jive, polished off with an apré surf bowl of goats milk and warrigal greens.

I’d buy one.

Goats milk and warrigal greens would probably be a winning combination.

I'd charge $50 AUD for such a smoothie.