I swear im a retard... What could cause this

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I swear im a retard... What could cause this

Post by NickyG » Mon Oct 18, 2010 8:00 pm

So i've been surfing for about 5 years now.. Not extremely intensly but you know go out 1-2 times a week if i can.. The last two times ive been out though ive been getting up in the regular position instead of goofy (naturally im goofy footed) i don't know why ive been doing this and dont mean it and whenever i think of standing up goofy i just fail and end up standing up like an idiot and falling.. Any idea what could cause this.. Standing up regular just doesnt feel right and im more at home being goofy like with ever other board sport i do...

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Re: I swear im a zing!... What could cause this

Post by jimmy » Mon Oct 18, 2010 9:23 pm

Yeah Pal.. Best you give it up.. It's gonna be a long hard road for you and we don't have the space to accommodate another prick who doesn't even know if he's goofy or natural..
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Re: I swear im a zing!... What could cause this

Post by NickyG » Mon Oct 18, 2010 9:26 pm

Thanks for the tips hahaha.. I'm Defs goofy... but i'll tell ya what i'll do... i'll take my regular foot and shove it up your arse... just trickin...

But seriously just wanted some tips as to why this would happen..

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Re: I swear im a zing!... What could cause this

Post by speedneedle » Mon Oct 18, 2010 9:52 pm

NickyG,

My lil' Bro TTT rides a skatey natural and surfs goofy...we never could work out why.

I dunno what else he does back-to-front...don't wanna know.

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Re: I swear im a zing!... What could cause this

Post by NickyG » Mon Oct 18, 2010 10:00 pm

Thing is ive been surfing Goofy for ages and it feels right.. Only recently have i been popping up against my will in a regular stance.. Just shits me.. Like today was down at Pt leo.. Got the first wave goofy.. then smashed out a few in regular felt wierd and couldn't get my usual pop from the waves..

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Re: I swear im a zing!... What could cause this

Post by Skipper » Mon Oct 18, 2010 10:07 pm

NickyG wrote:im more at home being goofy like with ever other board sport i do...
I'm the same with chess and scrabble. Monopoly though i can switchfoot, no probs.

But don't be dismayed Nicky.
Many RealSurfers i suspect are goofy too. Just can't admit it.
And, as you can see in the God thread, that despite coping a pasting, he/she is proudly goofy too.

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Re: I swear im a zing!... What could cause this

Post by NickyG » Mon Oct 18, 2010 10:20 pm

yeah i guess it just annoys me more than anything.. Because ive basically not been able to ride goofy for the last two sessions...

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Re: I swear im a zing!... What could cause this

Post by NickyG » Mon Oct 18, 2010 10:52 pm

yeah i skate, snowboard do the lot.. It's all goofy.. I'm thinking either it's coz i'm riding right side breaks and my brain is just going with that or what.. Hopefully it goes away soon.. might head out in a few days and see what the go is..

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Re: I swear im a zing!... What could cause this

Post by jimmy » Mon Oct 18, 2010 11:02 pm

guard wrote:It might be a gift???
Never heard of that before..But it could be the way you are meant to be surfing :?
I dunno..gets you thinking if you are ambidextrous or other possibilities. skate or Snowboard a lot? doing 180's 540's etc.(landing backward etc) Strange.
Buying a new board will help. check out the sick Jim Banks hit the road 4sale and other boards :wink:
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Re: I swear im a zing!... What could cause this

Post by NickyG » Mon Oct 18, 2010 11:04 pm

ohh and good pitch about the board.. but ill have to pass.. Muula is quite low atm.. im thinking the fact that my right rotator cuff was damaged the other week could cause a twisting motion.. But i spose we will just have to wait and see.. any other theorys are apprieciated.

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Re: I swear im a zing!... What could cause this

Post by steve shearer » Tue Oct 19, 2010 7:12 am

NickyG wrote:. Like today was down at Pt leo...
In Victoria?

There's your problem right there.

No, no, it was nothing.
Just buy one of Old's boards.
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Re: I swear im a zing!... What could cause this

Post by NickyG » Tue Oct 19, 2010 11:44 am

yeah in victoria.... i know our surf is crap compared to you lucky buggers.. But i reckon we have half the crazed nut jobs on boards.

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Re: I swear im a zing!... What could cause this

Post by Topher » Tue Oct 19, 2010 5:49 pm

Have you started wanking with the other hand too? :D

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Re: I swear im a zing!... What could cause this

Post by NickyG » Tue Oct 19, 2010 8:33 pm

nah the action is just too wierd and i end up with blisters :S

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Re: I swear im a zing!... What could cause this

Post by oldman » Tue Oct 19, 2010 9:40 pm

A man who can't wank with either hand is missing out on one of the two great things in life. :mrgreen:

I wouldn't worry about it Ricky, in fact I would use it and take up surfing both ways. Nover tried it myself but if it was happening naturally I'd explore it further.
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Re: I swear im a zing!... What could cause this

Post by jimmy » Tue Oct 19, 2010 10:20 pm

Olds are you saying that you'd like to try it both ways??

Fark you really have spent too much time in HR. :D
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How about tame down the scatter gun must consecutively post on every thread behaviour you compulsive mongoloid.
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Actually, that’s interesting. Take note, beanpole

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Re: I swear im a zing!... What could cause this

Post by NickyG » Tue Oct 19, 2010 11:00 pm

fcuk it why not just use both hands

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Re: I swear im a zing!... What could cause this

Post by jimmy » Tue Oct 19, 2010 11:04 pm

oldman wrote:A man who can't wank with either hand is missing out on one of the two great things in life. :mrgreen:

I wouldn't worry about it Ricky, in fact I would use it and take up surfing both ways. Nover tried it myself but if it was happening naturally I'd explore it further.

Just quoted that because I want to refer to the fact later that Olds actually made 2 errors in his post....
Hatchnam wrote:
Thu Sep 12, 2019 1:13 pm
How about tame down the scatter gun must consecutively post on every thread behaviour you compulsive mongoloid.
swvic wrote:
Mon Feb 01, 2021 11:54 pm
Actually, that’s interesting. Take note, beanpole

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